Because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach....."

Wow if he can hear chickens going Bach Bach Bach , he ain't as deaf as we thought unless he was lip reading their beaks.
I can perfectly understand Beethoven getting rid of all his sheep .
When they go BAhh Baaaahhhh they are loud enough to wake the dead .
Also they are pretty messy around the house . After date night, I would have to wash all my bedding and sheets every Sunday morning ....
But Chickens ? I didn't know he had a kinky side 
 
Kenny

To be fair, it's not that hard to read beaks....

 
 
Beethoven was told that he'd never amount to much of a composer because of his deafness....
 
 
 
 
... but he didn't listen.

A Chinese chicken meets a Mob chicken and says 'Tok!'.
The Mob chicken then says 'Are you tokking to me ?'.

What's the difference between a kinky person and a pervert?  A kinky person using a feather, while the pervert uses the whole chicken.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?  He was trying to get away from the pervert.

Maybe the Hovester wasn't deaf after all but faked it so the town folk would be all like, WOW Beets you rock!

three friends sit in the pub, the one with no arms says to his friend with no legs 'I'm gonna smack you in the face!''.
The guy with no legs says 'Then I'll kick you in the balls!''.
The blind guys says ''I'll enjoy watching that!''.

Hey, guys - get with the program!  We already have a well-established thread for this sort of thing:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/Crap-Jokes-anyone-m1601078-p22.aspx
 
 

Thanks Steve!