Brilliant, dude.
You set the initial price absurdly high.
A month from now you reduce the price to $1.
The Sale Of The Century: $250,000 Value Now only $1
Sales hit the roof.
You become a multi-millionaire.
You are now one of the corporate pigs CCLarry is gunning for.
No matter how he protests your very existence, sales skyrocket.
You become a multi-billionaire.