sharke
What kind of person smothers themselves in fake tan? This has baffled me for years.
http://www.smosh.com/smos...photos/25-tan-failures
I caught my brother with a bottle of the stuff and in the act of applying it a few years back.
He got really touchy about it at the time. He was due to referee a local junior football match and was obviously really anxious about his white limbs which looked like they had seen less light than a mushroom farm for the last 25 years.
I tried to subtly change the subject back to the actual football but failed miserably when I found out it was a cup competition he was about to preside over and I of course couldn't help asking him if he was due to cover both legs, at which point I was shown the door.
True story