The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The
Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
 
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another
race.
The next day the local paper headline read: 
 
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor
to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a
Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
 
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted.  He informed the Nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for
$10. 
 
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 
 
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it
could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: 
 
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE..
 

The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the
story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.  So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!! you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

 
P*WF
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* Pastor
 
 

 That was so funny, now lets tell jokes about black people, homosexuals and atheists.
 
 Seriously it's probably time for someone to contact the TOS. I'm not Catholic and this still upsets me.

 Submitted.

Starise
 That was so funny, now lets tell jokes about black people, homosexuals and atheists.
 
 Seriously it's probably time for someone to contact the TOS. I'm not Catholic and this still upsets me.

Well Tim, at least he didn't try to get a cheap laugh by referring to homosexuals as "fairies", did he?
 

Starise
 I'm really upset. I thought there were fairies. The flying kind *ahem*. I guess that might depend on what you call a fairy...never mind...
 

 
I hope you're prepared to judge yourself by your own standards, and report your comments?
 
Just don't do it until I've had a chance to read your latest post in that thread.
 
 

  I felt I needed to correct my comment and did.The word has dual meanings and that went through my thoughts as I was typing it. I intentionally mean't the flying kind and yes that was just one of those things I might say. I don't see it as a slam against homosexuals.
 
 If I hadn't corrected that statement you might have thought otherwise.
 

Starise
 Submitted.

Really ??? ....... I mean ...... Really ????? Oh well, I guess it's good to see that hypocrisy is alive and well or did you report yourself too ?
 
FWIW I don't consider it should be offensive to anyone at all. It's just a play on words, nothing more.
 

 
Oh well, at least your generosity of spirit isn't just skin deep Tim...
 

Starise
 Craig are you safely untoilet papered?  
 
 Some things happen on Halloween that can never happen again till the same day next year. On Halloween the ugliest folks on the planet can get free candy and not do anything.Just show up at the door.
 
 

 
Oh... yeah
 
Tim, if I happened to be a not-so-good-looking homosexual, you'd really be starting to offend me by now.
 
No doubt with a bit more digging, I'll soon enough come across a few more folk you're happy to stereotype and belittle*, will I not?
 
Care to confess now, and save me the trouble?
 
And did you know something (you probably do), depending on which version you look at, the word "ass" appears in the bible between 88 and 137 times.
 
Who'da thunk it y'all.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* Except 'catholics', of course... you just carry on getting all offended on their behalf.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
 
 
 
Who'da thunk it y'all.
 
  
 

While I was laughing...I did...and posted here that pretty well explains why I would.
Post #71 I'm thinking.

I didn't get it...so "ass" is a slang word for a donkey or what...? Sorry for the language barrier...I know everybody loves to explain a joke!