I guess I must be imaging it works

Everybody thinks this software is the bogey man...
This is very vague.... Seems like a little bit too much of a coincidence that two entirely different products detects the same things. Something is going on at your end..
Now this software actually tells you what driver versions it will update it to. Right click on the device it detects as needing updating, click details, and it will give you the details about the latest version it wants to upgrade to. You can then find out if this is a work of fiction or not.
You can tell what the current version is in Windows device manager.
So what exactly did it detect wrong?
The specific device name , the current version, and the version it wants to update to .... Can you give just two examples of what it is "lying" about ? :)
I not saying what you are saying is wrong, it's just the coverage your have given is rather blanket :)
Thanks... :P