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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/24 11:09:51 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Voda La Void 2018/05/25 12:53:41

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/24 12:43:44 (permalink)
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Darn, I wanted to see it.  Was it one of those jokes where the joke is actually on the narrator, or the redneck with the offensive views?  I love those.  I have a couple I love to tell, but it requires the use of racial epithet.  The joke is in that the unsophisticated offensive character outwits the noble victim with further unsophisticated offense.  
 
You know..someone who drags you down and beats you with experience.
 
I grew up with black comedians doing entire stand up routines on white folks and crackers.  They're funny.  Dave Chappelle, while ultimately having racist views, was one of the best.  
 

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/24 17:54:07 (permalink)
Nope. It was a really old, really lame and REALLY racist joke about black people's hair.
 
And yes, paulo. I see you. Is someone starved for attention today?
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 18:08:34 (permalink)
Never mind.  Not worth it.

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 18:45:14 (permalink)
Considering the premise of the joke was based on the age old tactic used by Klansmen and other bigots to dehumanize black people by mocking their hair I'm gonna go with yes... it was racist. Cripes, it's a joke that would have been considered inappropriate 40+ years ago. The kind of joke you have to scold your racist grandpa for telling in front of the kids.
 
Do you find old Nazi propaganda posters where the artist intentionally exagerates Jewish noses funny/appropriate? Same general premise.
 
I also stated upthread that redneck jokes aren't appropriate here either.
 
If you need to denigrate an ethnic group to get a laugh you may not be as funny as you think. I mean go right ahead if you want to, that's your prerogative, but I will never not denounce racism when I see it... which is my prerogative.
 
Sorry, but we are NOT living in a "post racial" society like so many try to claim. Once the actual hate, violence and systemic oppression stops THEN maybe we can amiably poke fun at each other. Until then it's tone deaf and hurtful.
 
BTW, "rednecks" a) are not an ethnic group, b) have not experienced the same horrific and historical injustices as other groups (and many MANY times have been the oppressors of the people they want to "joke" about) and c) the jokes directed at rednecks are not nearly as hateful... mostly because rednecks (or people pretending to be rednecks for$$$) themselves are the ones making up the jokes.
 
It's called having a bit of awareness and empathy for what others have and continue to go through.
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:14:37 (permalink)
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Never mind.  Not worth it.


 
Even though this is an edited post from your original question... this is exactly what I've been trying to say since all along.
 
This topic is NOT worth it. Not here anyway.
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:18:38 (permalink)
PS: BTW, I don't think any of you guys have any real ill intent toward those not like you/us. Just that you may want to take a deeper look at these issues.
 
The times they are a changin'...
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:23:08 (permalink)
I said never mind and you spent 3 posts on your high horse again.  Sorry, but I and many in here don't agree with you at all.  I have thought long and hard about all of it and feel I have a much better understanding of it than you do, and you probably feel the same.
 
Now please stop lecturing everyone.  You're not as smart as you think you are.  

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:28:16 (permalink)
Uh huh. And this is exactly why this entire thread was a bad idea.
 
Thanks for the personal attack.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:31:33 (permalink)
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And yes, paulo. I see you. Is someone starved for attention today?
 
 



Someone might be, but not I. I was just observing the current  topic du jour.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, and will somebody please fetch Beepster a ladder FFS!
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:32:52 (permalink)
Oh, paulo... don't ever change.
 
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:34:40 (permalink)
Google black comedians on white people and then go lecture black america on comedy about ethnic groups.  It's funny.  And no one is above it all.  And it's good for humans.  
 
You attacked John.  And you felt it was deserved.  I have done the same.  You want to own the narrative on this, and it's obvious.  Please go do this on your political boards and leave us out of it.

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:41:44 (permalink)
*facepalm*
 
That's some mighty thick skin you've got there my friend. John's posts were essentially lectures bemoaning "PC" culture (as have been many of yours). You get a counterpoint and want to stifle it like you feel you are being stifled.
 
Sorry, man. That's just... well... sumthin'.
 
Now call me a snowflake. That one's a classic.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 19:59:08 (permalink)
I don't bemoan PC culture and you've never seen that from me.  You have seen me diagnose it and dismiss it, that's what you've seen.  
 
I received a counterpoint to a point I declined to make due to the nature of the forum.  You originally spent paragraphs waxing on about how this isn't the place for it, while everyone else was enjoying the topic...then spend 3 posts waxing on it about it anyway in response to "never mind".
 
We get it.  Beepster doesn't like the thread.  Beepster doesn't like a lot of things.  Beepster wants everyone to know all the things he doesn't like.  We're all good now.  
 
 

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 20:05:56 (permalink)
Dude. I posted that reply whilst you were editing yours. I was just responding to your query and implications.
 
When I hit submit your edit had taken hold but I wanted to answer you so I left it and THEN followed up with my agreement to your new post... and then I followed up by saying I am not implying you are hateful people... just that I think you may not be seeing all sides of this.
 
Anyway... I ain't going anywhere, well except to go do a bunch of exports/backups.
 
I do not start these conversations. I make dumb jokes and pontificate about music.
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 21:35:01 (permalink)
i'm loving how a pretty big percentage of the population is kicking back against PC BS

 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 21:40:11 (permalink)
I am a punk. I am not PC.
 
I am anti racist.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 21:53:01 (permalink)
i thought rednecks weren't a race

 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 22:15:31 (permalink)
They aren't. Not sure what you are getting at.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 22:32:15 (permalink)
lol thin skinned sissy "punk"
 
go make some complaints to the "hosts" to moderate people's speech. whine until people buy the next DAW upgrade for you cos you are too lazy to pay for it yourself :)

 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:03:50 (permalink)
Dude... I offered to do work for that and actually did some for those who wanted it.
 
And I'm not lazy. I'm disabled and lost my career path as a general contractor because of it.
 
I appreciate all the support I've gotten around here.
 
That was unnecessarily harsh, bro.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:03:54 (permalink)
Wow . . . things are getting a bit heated here . . . so here's a joke to calm you all down.
 
How do you stop a rednecks kids from bouncing on the bed?
 
Stick Velcro on the ceiling.
 
 
and another . . .
 
 
A '****' dude walked into a bar
 
I quickly dropped it and ran before the police arrived.
 
 
'****' = Insert your own prejudice here

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:12:05 (permalink)
Hello, Bub. Thanks for reposting the joke.
 
 
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:22:03 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2018/05/25 23:34:26
Everyone has prejudices whether they like it or not, some in this thread may have a prejudice against people who they feel have prejudices
 
PC gone mad, people need to lighten up and see the funny side of things, not all jokes are full of prejudice, or meant to be, some are just using situation, circumstance, whatever to make humour, not everyone who tells Irish jokes has something against the Irish, it's humour, and in a lot of cases those on the recieving end even see the humour, heck they even tell the jokes themselves, so who is anyone to judge, just lighten up and see it for what it may be, and not what we want to think it is because of our own prejudices.

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:39:01 (permalink)
That's right. Everyone else should sit down and shutup because there are offensive jokes to be made by gum it!
 
Anyhoo, I think my point about threads like this turning into crap has been proven... even if ya'll think I'm the arsehole who started it.
 
Anyway, have at 'er boys. Apparently no one gives a fart anymore and I've got better crap to do.
 
Later.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:44:38 (permalink)
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Hello, Bub. Thanks for reposting the joke.
 
 



Bub? are you assuming that I am the user formerly known as Bub? I take offense at that, and deny it strongly, I am not, just as as I am not and was not CakeAlexS as you once insisted. Are you Dappa1 ? or perhaps Godparticle ?

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:45:32 (permalink)
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 and I've got better crap to do.




Apparently not

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/25 23:54:27 (permalink)
I'm making a huge backup of the album I've been working on so I can fireproof it by handing copies of the raw tracks and whatnot to my band members whom I'm about to see for the first time in years.
 
I'm responding during exports.
 
Seriously though, guys. Go nuts. At this point I'd love to see what kind of jokes you think are appropriate. I've already said what I feel needed to be said.
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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/26 21:19:43 (permalink)
How many [insert your favorite victim group here] does it take to change a lightb....

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

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Re: Any good Redneck jokes? 2018/05/27 19:20:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bdickens 2018/05/28 02:31:09
How many times does an offended person have to turn their wrist to screw in a lightbulb?
 
None. They just stand there with their arm in the air and expect the world to revolve around them.
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