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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 16:28:12
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☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2016/07/26 17:14:41
Look, I'll get you a damned guru if that's what it takes! I think one of the girls from the corner said her name was "Guru" but I couldn't be sure, she was busy with a customer at the time...
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 16:57:36
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craigb
Look, I'll get you a damned guru if that's what it takes! I think one of the girls from the corner said her name was "Guru" but I couldn't be sure, she was busy with a customer at the time...
As long as she can raise my spirit.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 17:01:14
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I've fired myself from the band. Just 3 guitarists now.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 18:54:16
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I didn't know we were allowed to fire ourselves.
Normally I have other people do it for me.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 23:29:13
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I've fired myself from the band. Just 3 guitarists now.
HEY! You're not allowed to fire yourself! Get back in here now or you're fired! Damn guitarists... Such high maintenance prima donnas! Almost as bad as singers...
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 23:31:36
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Ok, Ok... Calm down. I didn't mean to yell at you. I just really care and can get emotional at times. Here, have a fattie. No. Take two. There, everything good again? Good. By the way, what was your name again?
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/26 23:32:18
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(Hehe... A continuing story TOTP! That's a first for me.  )
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 09:00:25
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☄ Helpfulby Zargg71 2016/07/27 09:31:10
Wow!! This Super Group has already gone through:
1) song changes
2) line up changes
3) hookers & blow
4) a hyperactive drug dealing/pimping mgr.
5) MIA leader
6) self imposed firings
7) meditating bassist
So, this is what it's like to be a Rock Star.....nice!!
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 09:17:29
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The only things that seems weird to me is that (fortunately) our drummer is still alive. Now if we could only get him to wear pants... 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 09:29:21
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craigb
The only things that seems weird to me is that (fortunately) our drummer is still alive.
Now if we could only get him to wear pants...
Just FYI, the drummer is the biggest offender of numbers 3 & 4.......I guess that's why he's appropriately named for it....Addictive Drums 2.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 13:55:52
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 14:21:38
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I've had another, rather persistent, applicant... 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 16:21:18
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Multiple drummers? 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 16:27:40
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/07/27 20:04:30
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 16:28:44
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Zargg71
Multiple drummers?
Yes. One for each song style we were going to do....
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 16:43:20
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Maybe check with these guys? How do I insert videos here? Edited.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 16:52:36
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Copy the 'share' link, not the url. Type [tube][/tube]. Paste the link in between, then remove the 's' from https.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 16:59:46
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Thanks a bunch, James 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 17:16:47
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Some string cheese is good. Some string cheese is bad. Some string cheese isn't cheese. I prefer breaded and deep fried cheese curds over string cheese. 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 18:41:27
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I play drums with mozzarella sticks.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 19:47:01
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The (few) bands I was part of certainly had multiple drummers (as told about before) including one drummer with multiple personalities!
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 20:29:28
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Pi are squared, drummers are many.
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 20:47:23
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/27 21:09:45
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/27 20:51:38
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/28 04:04:31
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Good morning, folks How did the drummer auditions go?
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/28 07:51:05
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I had to leave, drumming and major hangover's from a private party I threw for a record label exec don't mix...
(Well, technically, she's the administrative assistant to a record label exec, but that's close enough, ya?)
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/28 08:48:33
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So, we're back to Addictive Drums?
(note to self: add Polka marching metal anthem into song category.....get the drums sounds set up, and then work on the rest.....lederhosen's are mandatory (when performing)).
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/28 08:56:57
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Will you guys hurry up and get recording? The (appropriately named) band, Gag Reflex, wants to use the studio and I do NOT want to have to come back in after they've been here!
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/28 08:58:50
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BTW - I've already been promising people at least EIGHT (that's 8) songs on the debut album. None of this half-a$$ed EP or demo stuff!
(So get hopping!)
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES
2016/07/28 09:09:16
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craigb
I've had another, rather persistent, applicant...
And he made Ginger Baker look silly!
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