AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

There was a large group of people watching a mime outside Newcastle's Metro Radio Arena earlier.

So I put my hand in my pocket and threw some loose change...






Everybody else wanted Cheryl Cole's autograph.

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


Arse

PS its spellud COLORS...

 
And "spellud" is er..... spelled: "spelled"
 
 

It's quite well known that Cheryl Cole loves a black c**k, so that means I'm in with a chance....




I haven't washed it in months.

FSF is like a well-tended orchard that has bought a richness of fine fruit and looks like it will continue to do so for many years to come.
 
Long live FSF, King of Banana Orchards.

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


Arse

PS its spellud COLORS...

 
And "spellud" is er..... spelled: "spelled"
 
 

you DID see what I did there, yes?I was trying to be bapu unfunny..

I saw Cheryl Cole in the street today.

"Hi" I said, "I think it's disgusting how men treat you like a sex object."





"Get your hands off my tits" she screamed.

SteveStrummerUK


I saw Cheryl Cole in the street today.

"Hi" I said, "I think it's disgusting how men treat you like a sex object."





"Get your hands off my tits" she screamed.

you made me Google this chick, and I attempted to read the Wiki article on here,,,
 
 
it was too damnn long,,,
 
can you synopsis her  in 25 words or less?

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


I saw Cheryl Cole in the street today.

"Hi" I said, "I think it's disgusting how men treat you like a sex object."





"Get your hands off my tits" she screamed.

you made me Google this chick, and I attempted to read the Wiki article on here,,,
 
 
it was too damnn long,,,
 
can you synopsis her  in 25 words or less?

25 words would be too many.
 
There you go I did it in 6 (ish)

It has been widely reported that Cole lip-syncs during live performances.

Cole has named Britney Spears and Beyoncé Knowles as a few of her inspirations, performance and fashion wise.^[159

Cole has become a recognised and photographed style icon;^[4][5][6] referred to as a fashionista by the press


I understand, now...

Google is telling me that it's the 161^st anniversary of Moby Dick...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I've never had it that long.
 



 

Is Strummy on a sexual innuendo roll? does Brit TV allow such ? Here in the colonies ewe can get away with that on Cable/Satellite/ or the Intraweb The FCC will get ewe

did ewe notice in the pix i posted here moobs were taped??

musicman100


did ewe notice in the pix i posted here moobs were taped??

What sound did they make?

What kind of mics did you use to tape them?  

57Gregy

musicman100


did ewe notice in the pix i posted here moobs were taped??

What sound did they make?

I dunno but I bet it added some analogue warmth and gentle compression.
 
btw those ain't moobs...
 
Jus' sayin'

how do peeps

how do peeps what?  Peel their/there/they're bananas?

Happy Friday-Eve, kids.  

Good morning FSFers!!

Speaking of peeps (and bringing this huge pile back to rated G), my 4 yr. old girl has coined that phrase (which usually happens around 3:30AM), wakes me up with "I have to go peeps".

I'm going to go get a cup o java.....

Mornin'....

ppppffft.

I need REDBULL.......

Mesh


Good morning FSFers!!

Speaking of peeps (and bringing this huge pile back to rated G), my 4 yr. old girl has coined that phrase (which usually happens around 3:30AM), wakes me up with "I have to go peeps".

I'm going to go get a cup o java.....

That's cute and hilarious.  It's probably going to crack-up the next time I hear that phrase.  

Mesh


Good morning FSFers!!

Speaking of peeps (and bringing this huge pile back to rated G), my 4 yr. old girl has coined that phrase (which usually happens around 3:30AM), wakes me up with "I have to go peeps".

I'm going to go get a cup o java.....

and so will you after the coffee...

musicman100

Mesh


Good morning FSFers!!

Speaking of peeps (and bringing this huge pile back to rated G), my 4 yr. old girl has coined that phrase (which usually happens around 3:30AM), wakes me up with "I have to go peeps".

I'm going to go get a cup o java.....

and so will you after the coffee...

Done.
Before the coffee.....
 
Now to enjoy me cup without any peeps disturbing me.

Hey!  Who are you calling a peep?  

gm peeps folks

note to self ..always read last few posts first!..

thanks for the lisetn and comments Mesh

this fred is moving along very nicely, thank ewe

its early, the coffee is good and realised i had just *liked* Beagle's music page ...

pls dont tell him i thought it said Bagle... sssh.. mum's the word

I think you'll find "arse" is the word...

isnt arse just an IMMULATION of something else????










I just wanna see who reads stuff upstairs...

I used to infuriate my school chemistry teacher by repeatedly ignoring his instructions and holding beakers of acid directly over the Bunsen burner....




I was a rebel without a gauze.

Nike have pulled out from their deal backing Lance Armstrong.




That seems fair as they don't want the kids making their shoes in sweat shops for a penny an hour to feel they're associated with a drugs cheat.


 


Wow, biting social commentary there Straummy.
 
 

Newcastle United have put their new top on sale, complete with club sponsor....





It's £39.99, or 52 weekly payments of £127.43.








Boing!! - #2 from the Straummy. I should get a job on The Times.

My maths teacher was yelling at me because I couldn't understand how to use a protractor...









Insults were flying at me from all angles.

My new girlfriend is a cagefighter.....










They all are, for the first day or two.

Lance Armstrong has flown into New York to deny doping claims....


 



It would have been more convincing if he'd used a plane.







#3

I don't wish to appear big headed or owt, but I'm expecting a rake of YHBTs as soon as Bapsi arrives on the scene.



And there will be much disappointment and possible sulking if'n I don't get them.



Harrumph etc in advance.

For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.....







Unfortunately my pen turned into a green and purple polka-dot monkey and the floor melted.

Strummy's in full flow again

Chortle²⁴

bapu


Chortle²⁴

 
Marnin' Edwidge.
 
 
Now, less "chortle" more "YHBT" please.
 
 
 

musicman100


isnt arse just an IMMULATION of something else????










I just wanna see who reads stuff upstairs...

I thought we agreed it was immuration?

Apparently, it's been revealed that Jimmy Savile was buried with a load of chocolate bars that represented his life....





He had a few old marathon bars in one hand and a 15 year old snickers in the other
 
 

I met Cheryl Cole again today.

"Wow, what are you wearing?" I asked with a sniff, "It's really nice."

She said, "Can you please get up from the floor and stop looking up my skirt."

Bristol_Jonesey

musicman100


isnt arse just an IMMULATION of something else????










I just wanna see who reads stuff upstairs...

I thought we agreed it was immuration?

HEHEHE----

SteveStrummerUK


I met Cheryl Cole again today.

"Wow, what are you wearing?" I asked with a sniff, "It's really nice."

She said, "Can you please get up from the floor and stop looking up my skirt."

STRUMMYUPSKIRTZ DOT COM

Mystic38


its early, the coffee is good and realised i had just *liked* Beagle's music page ...

pls dont tell him i thought it said Bagle... sssh.. mum's the word

hey as long as you like it, it doesn't matter why!

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


Chortle²⁴

 
Marnin' Edwidge.
 
 
Now, less "chortle" more "YHBT" please.
 
 
 

You may have missed the fine print in the FSF Agreement you signed.


Rule 1, article 1, subsection Juan.


HYBTs are awarded for BOTP, TOTP and for silverererers. TOTP and Silverererers are defined as the first and second unique (Non Bapu) poster on a new page.


However, any forum member is entitled to a BOTP HYBT but it must truly be the BOTP, not second to last like that wanker going on and on and on and on about the bottom of page 48.

Beagle

Mystic38


its early, the coffee is good and realised i had just *liked* Beagle's music page ...

pls dont tell him i thought it said Bagle... sssh.. mum's the word

hey as long as you like it, it doesn't matter why!

I thought it was Bugle....
 
 
 

Straummy,

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


Chortle²⁴

 
Marnin' Edwidge.
 
 
Now, less "chortle" more "YHBT" please.
 
 
 

Straummy, 


These are all I got:
















Is that enough?

Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...

I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.

daryl1968

Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...

I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.

Bristol_Jonesey


Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.

WWBD?

bapu

daryl1968

Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...

I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.

Subtle, you are...

Bristol_Jonesey


Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.
 
 
 

Just stay (a little longer)

A ballast blast from the past

Bristol_Jonesey


Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.

 
You need to man up a bit Col.
 
 
 
Or just stay until it's stopped raining like what I would do
 

bapu


Straummy,

 
Well done.
 
 
 
 
 
Have a snack...