AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

or monkies on a treadmill?

better - g'morning mm100

Dang it, after hundreds of hours railroading browse of this over 400 page fred I suddenly lost my train of thought. 

daryl1968


better - g'morning mm100

back at ewe , guv'nor!!!!

'allo, Lads.  

morning to all of your peeps

That's +3dB on my deja VU meter.  

again?...

G'Morning everyone!!

I know there's a lot of valuable info already in here, but wondered if there's any special topic we need to discuss today?   

Mesh


G'Morning everyone!!

I know there's a lot of valuable info already in here, but wondered if there's any special topic we need to discuss today?   

He a suggestion:  Animal Practice--the show with the monkey--got cancelled.  I don't think it had much of a chance to begin with.  It's the show that the network pre-empted the Olympics concert to broadcast.  I only saw a few minutes of it.  The monkey was very talented.  

Old55

Mesh


G'Morning everyone!!

I know there's a lot of valuable info already in here, but wondered if there's any special topic we need to discuss today?   

He a suggestion:  Animal Practice--the show with the monkey--got cancelled.  I don't think it had much of a chance to begin with.  It's the show that the network pre-empted the Olympics concert to broadcast.  I only saw a few minutes of it.  The monkey was very talented.  

Is this the same monkey that went ahead and started a band "The Forum Monkees"? or are you talking about another talented primate?

Mesh

Old55

Mesh


G'Morning everyone!!

I know there's a lot of valuable info already in here, but wondered if there's any special topic we need to discuss today?   

He a suggestion:  Animal Practice--the show with the monkey--got cancelled.  I don't think it had much of a chance to begin with.  It's the show that the network pre-empted the Olympics concert to broadcast.  I only saw a few minutes of it.  The monkey was very talented.  

Is this the same monkey that went ahead and started a band "The Forum Monkees"? or are you talking about another talented primate?

Maybe, I'm not sure.  I think it's the one that is in "The Hangover" movie.  

did someone mention monkeys?

Hey, that's a great idea for a movie: "The Hangover Monkees"

daryl1968

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I did , why?

Is this big enough to haul off this huge steaming pile of FRED???
 
 

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
 
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time)

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible
if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits,
it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor,
by the time you get there you'll feel better.
Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
 
 

musicman100


I did , why?

Oh Good ....my minds a blank.   

Mesh

musicman100


I did , why?

Oh Good ....my minds a blank.   

What was the question, again? Ewe can arse me to scroll up to look, again?

did someone mention arse?

musicman100


Is this big enough to haul off this huge steaming pile of FRED???
 
 

MM, this FSF has certainly frailed your memory and you've grossly underestimated the unbridled volume within.......
 

 
 

well said Mesh - you're quite the eloquent speaker my mate. I think you should be the official spokesperson for this stinking pile we call the FSF - maybe you could put a positive spin on it.

Here Here!! Mesh for Mayor or Burgermeister of the FRED!!!!
 
 
 
 

pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

all hail Emperor Mesh

Beagle


pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

Pffft....forget all of that!!!
 
Someone mentioned Burger.....I'd like some jack cheese and tons of becan please!! Yammmy!!!

Beagle


pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

were trying to take baby steps here Beag, slowly ingrain Mesh into the world..

daryl1968


all hail Emperor Mesh

Speaking of trash....
 
I proudly have the honourable duty of disposing of trash at my home.

Mesh

Beagle


pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

Pffft....forget all of that!!!
 
Someone mentioned Burger.....I'd like some jack cheese and tons of becan please!! Yammmy!!!

HERE EWE GEAUX
 

musicman100

Mesh

Beagle


pfft.  forget that!  Mesh for PRESIDENT!

Pffft....forget all of that!!!
 
Someone mentioned Burger.....I'd like some jack cheese and tons of becan please!! Yammmy!!!

HERE EWE GEAUX
 

Thank you MM!!!
(Although the pic is blocked here at work, I'm envisioning a huge becan cheeseburger and your very good intentions) :)

Mesh - more like a heart attack on a plate but.......what a great way to die

Goo morn all.

Just getting around to see how my Frankenstein of a fred is hanging.

Seems to be hanging to left a little.

daryl1968


Mesh - more like a heart attack on a plate but.......what a great way to die

I'm going to have to settle for a grilled tuna melt (Friday) instead and have that becan burger for lunch tomorrow.
 
 
I've already put in the order to the good chef:
 
Fresh ground beef (organic) mixed with garlic, chopped onions, pepper, salt, a little seasoning or whatever else the good chef decides to add and grilled to our liking (well done).
 
Nothing like home cooking.......even the best of burgers out there (kobe beef, Omaha ground beef etc...) seem to lack the flavour without those other ingredients. Becan of course, is a given.
 

musicman100


THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
 
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time)

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible
if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits,
it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor,
by the time you get there you'll feel better.
Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
 
 

I've been a victim of several of these laws. 

what about Cole's Law of chopped cabbage?

What about Nostradamus' crystal balls? 

bapu


What about Nostradamus' crystal balls? 

Don't forget your very own....Bapu's Law of Gravity - Moobs under pressure

bapu


What about Nostradamus' crystal balls? 

I can't see any future in them.

Jonbouy

bapu


What about Nostradamus' crystal balls? 

I can't see any future in them.

Psychic?

Mesh

Jonbouy

bapu


What about Nostradamus' crystal balls? 

I can't see any future in them.

Psychic?

Psy chic--how intellectually trendy. 

bapu

 

Seems to be hanging to left a little.

I don't see any posts by Herb on this page.

Daryl likes monkeys.  

If only you knew how much.

I do.

Oh, uh, I don't think I want to know.  

Know ewe doan.

yes, he dew....

Good Morning!!

We be up here getting rain be falling on our'n heads ag'in...dagnab it!!!

Slight chance of drizzle on our schnitzels, today.  Happy Oktoberfest, BTW.  

Tonight, this is where I'll be.....
http://www.laorpheum.com/calendar.html

Nice.  Will you actually get to go inside?  

what is happing this late a t night??

 I am llistening to my ham radio  lots more action than here

musicman100


what is happing this late a t night??

 I am llistening to my ham radio  lots more action than here

Playing with the other PC, trying to get some old software to run on Windows 7 64.  A little success, but not as much as I'd like.  


Wish I had a becan radio.  

Old55


Nice.  Will you actually get to go inside?  

Yup.


Bapu & Will Lee at the "Meet & Greet" after the show (everyone in the first five rows got special passes).

Nothing of importance to add here, just wanted to be post #12,602.

At The Fab Faux show, the couple with us caught one of the many of Will Lee's picks that he flicked in the audience.
She gave it to me.
 

bapu

Old55


Nice.  Will you actually get to go inside?  

Yup.


Bapu & Will Lee at the "Meet & Greet" after the show (everyone in the first five rows got special passes).

Cool.  Nice photo.