AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu

daryl1968

Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...

I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.

well done

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...

I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.

well done

 
'Tis true - The Bird Is The Word
 
 

Straummy is out silvered by Colin.

My new girlfriend was telling me she was there when the Berlin Wall came down...




I believe her. That sort of thing happens a lot when she's trying to reverse park.


 
 
 


<<<<Straummy running and ducking>>>>*







* Or "multi-tasking" as we blokes like to call it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phew - it's lucky for me that not many ladies of the opposite sex can be arsed to read this fred.
 
 
 

bapu


Straummy is out silvered by Colin.

 
YHBTs mean nothing to Straummy.
 
 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have alzheimers,
Cheese on toast.

SteveStrummerUK


My new girlfriend was telling me she was there when the Berlin Wall came down...




I believe her. That sort of thing happens a lot when she's trying to reverse park.


 
 
 


<<<<Straummy running and ducking>>>>*







* Or "multi-tasking" as we blokes like to call it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phew - it's lucky for me that not many ladies of the opposite sex can be arsed to read this fred.
 
 
 

Ladies of the opposite sex I can cope with.

The others I run away from.

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


Straummy is out silvered by Colin.

 
YHBTs mean nothing to Straummy.
 
 

Straumyy,


I see that your signature is inaccurate.


NagBap is not listed. 

I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....
 
I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

I once heard a woman call herself part of the "female species".


No punch line. True story.

SteveStrummerUK


I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....
 
I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

Chor..... never mind.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....

I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

Chor..... never mind.

yes...some of these jokes are a "chore"

Some mullets get gigs, other mullets get gigged...

Bristol_Jonesey

musicman100


isnt arse just an IMMULATION of something else????










I just wanna see who reads stuff upstairs...

I thought we agreed it was immuration?

ok...fine.. as long as its not immolation... that stuff burns me up

SteveStrummerUK

And there will be much disappointment and possible sulking if'n I don't get them.
Harrumph etc in advance.

 
 
after the disappointment in the mullet dodger one...consider this a reminder?.. 
  
 

FSF is dead.

Long live FSF!!!!!!
(in lieu of Mooch's "British accent" fred)

The Brits have an accent?

According to Mooch.

I asked both Jon and Steve where there accent is from.  They both said "Where I'm from I do not have an accent". 

its our language ergo no accent

amusing that mooch thinks Paul sang "little white book" when for years I was sure it was "little white Buke"

Beagle

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....

I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

Chor..... never mind.

yes...some of these jokes are a "chore"

ew are being too kind calling them that

musicman100

Beagle

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....

I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

Chor..... never mind.

yes...some of these jokes are a "chore"

ew are being too kind calling them that

I was told just recently that I have a heart as big as Montana.

Beagle

musicman100

Beagle

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....

I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

Chor..... never mind.

yes...some of these jokes are a "chore"

ew are being too kind calling them that

I was told just recently that I have a heart as big as Montana.

Heart, ego.... whatever.

I feel slighted.


I will take my British humour some place it will be appreciated.

We luvres yew humus Straummy.

bapu


We luvres yew humus Straummy.

jamesg1213

C?

Not sure about the accents, but Brit humour is definitely top notch.

Mesh


Not sure about the accents, but Brit humour is definitely top notch.

 
At last... someone over the pond appreciates lil ol' Straummy.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

Mesh


Not sure about the accents, but Brit humour is definitely top notch.

 
At last... someone over the pond appreciates lil ol' Straummy.
 
 

They certainly appreciate you mate.......they just can't get passed the bloody accent.

 
 



How true... how true indeed
 
 

It's a lightswitch.

SteveStrummerUK

Mesh


Not sure about the accents, but Brit humour is definitely top notch.

 
At last... someone over the pond appreciates lil ol' Straummy.
 
 

Bapu Doo Two!!!!

Quite a mouthful, or so I'm told.

SteveStrummerUK








It's a lightswitch.

Turned on, too.

SteveStrummerUK


 
 



How true... how true indeed
 
 

That is a chortle-fest 

Keep 'em comin' Straummy.

If McQ doesn't show up you could Bronze (BOTP here) and Gold (417 TOTP).

That would be two HYBTs to add to yer collection.

^^ James & Straummy ^^

bapu

Beagle

musicman100

Beagle

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....

I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

Chor..... never mind.

yes...some of these jokes are a "chore"

ew are being too kind calling them that

I was told just recently that I have a heart as big as Montana.

Heart, ego.... whatever.

jealous.

bapu



^^ James & Straummy ^^

 
Harsh...
 
 
 
 
 

harrumph.. 

arses

but if you cant beat 'em
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