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Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 08:20:29
Old55


musicman100




MM, phone home?  


The one on the left is my hot line to Daryl, the one on the right is Bapus phone
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 08:58:35
musicman100


Old55


musicman100




MM, phone home?  


The one on the left is my hot line to Daryl, the one on the right is Bapus phone

That makes perfect sense.  Next time you call Daryl, make sure you tell him "arse".  He's feeling left out.  
trimph1
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 09:01:20
daryl1968


good morning people.
Has anyone seen Trimph1 lately? He was ill then popped up to say hello a little while back and I don't remember seeing him again.
 
Edited
It's ok - I just had a look at his profile - he logged in 14 hours ago. If anyone sees him tell him Daryl says "arse"

ppfffft.


Les derrieres.....
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 09:06:25
trimph1


daryl1968


good morning people.
Has anyone seen Trimph1 lately? He was ill then popped up to say hello a little while back and I don't remember seeing him again.

Edited
It's ok - I just had a look at his profile - he logged in 14 hours ago. If anyone sees him tell him Daryl says "arse"

ppfffft.


Les derrieres.....

Well done, Trimph1.  Well done.  


Good day, everyone.  
trimph1
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 09:15:24
Good Morning.

Got a whole whack of stuff needs done today....better get at them....
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 10:04:14
trimph1


Good Morning.

Got a whole whack of stuff needs done today....better get at them....

they're you are!!!
Where were you? I bet you were down the back of the sofa. I must make that the first place I look.
 
 
 
How are you mate?
Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 10:32:37
its a rainy yucky cold miserable  day here in Arphardon..

someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 10:43:44
musicman100


its a rainy yucky cold miserable  day here in Arphardon..

someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...

How about monkeys in the news?
 
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/
Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 10:46:52
daryl1968


musicman100


its a rainy yucky cold miserable  day here in Arphardon..

someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...

How about monkeys in the news?
 
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/


He He I heard on the news Ikea though it was one of their employees... 
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 10:57:23
musicman100


daryl1968


musicman100


its a rainy yucky cold miserable  day here in Arphardon..

someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...

How about monkeys in the news?
 
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/


He He I heard on the news Ikea though it was one of their employees... 

it doesn't get much more random than that right? It's the posh winter coat thing that makes me laugh
jm24
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:06:10
I think I have carnal tunnel syndrome.
 
1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
post edited by jm24 - 2012/12/10 11:11:17
jamesg1213
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:10:35
Don't forget to use dipped headlights.
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:33:37
daryl1968


musicman100


its a rainy yucky cold miserable  day here in Arphardon..

someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...

How about monkeys in the news?
 
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/


Maybe the coat is by Tommy Bahama Banana. 
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:35:44
Old55


daryl1968


musicman100


its a rainy yucky cold miserable  day here in Arphardon..

someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...

How about monkeys in the news?
 
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/


Maybe the coat is by Tommy Bahama Banana. 

HA
Awwww - look at him left all alone with his posh winter jacket on
 
 

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:43:49

I won an award for my punctuation....























They gave me a posh trophy.



daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:46:32
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 11:57:54

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

So he asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet.  It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.                              

From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna' screw for the hinge?!"

Mary paused for a moment..... and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet!"

Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:01:44
SNIGGLE

Bapu said screw
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:17:02

He's very rude.
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:17:45
A rude crude dude?
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:30:20
bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:31:58
Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:33:29
daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed


What a sham!
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:34:51
daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:37:59
bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:40:50
Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

I'm gonna brood.
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:41:27
Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

careful, you might get sued, dude
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:46:43
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.                                                                                                                                                                             


AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.                                       

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.


AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.


RANCHER: That would be me.

Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:49:07
Old55


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed


What a sham!  WOW!!


SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:49:18

STOP IT!!





























Or you will all get sued.

daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:49:26
fnar fnar - like that one Bapu
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:50:21

Ooooops..........



Sorry Daryk.
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:51:07
daryl1968


Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

careful, you might get sued, dude


Then I'd be screwed. 
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:51:59
daryl1968


fnar fnar - like that one Bapu

 
Finbarr?
 
 
 
Is it you?
 
 
 
 
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:52:49
SteveStrummerUK


STOP IT!!





























Or you will all get sued.


What's with the 'tude? 
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:54:46

You can tell that the build up to the 2016 Olympics in Brazil have now started....










People are already throwing money at Rio.

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 12:59:49
 
Just for me old mucker...
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
Daryk likes monkeys & kittens Viz
 
 
 
 
Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 13:00:46
this fred has taken a sharp right tern....
 
 


SteveStrummerUK
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 13:05:33








Old55
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Re: The FRED fred 2012/12/10 14:02:34
musicman100


this fred has taken a sharp right tern....
 
 



One good tern deserves another.
Ham N Egz
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Re: The FRED fred 2012/12/10 14:04:15
da bird is the word???
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 14:24:51
SteveStrummerUK


 
Just for me old mucker...
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
Daryk likes monkeys & kittens Viz
 
 
 
 
i LURVES ME SOME vIZ
 

 
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 15:15:01
Bollocks!
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 15:34:52
Old55


Bollocks!


well done
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 15:39:24
Daryk knows a well done bollocks job when he sees one.
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 15:48:26
Better than medium rare bollocks. 
daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 15:59:09
Old55


Better than medium rare bollocks. 


wince
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 17:23:14
And now for something completely different--anything completely different.
trimph1
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/10 22:40:01
bapu


Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

I'm gonna brood.

Was it brewed?
Bristol_Jonesey
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/11 05:07:49
trimph1


bapu


Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

I'm gonna brood.

Was it brewed?

If so we're screwed


Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/11 09:40:16
Bristol_Jonesey


trimph1


bapu


Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

I'm gonna brood.

Was it brewed?

If so we're screwed

So you allude.  
jm24
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/11 10:03:05
Only he knewed.
Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/11 11:04:00
Let's not start a feud. 
Bristol_Jonesey
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/11 11:42:47
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Ham N Egz
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Now, where did I lay my Am??? 2012/12/11 12:03:46
lets see who notices...
bapu
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead 2012/12/11 12:13:43
Old55


Bristol_Jonesey


trimph1


bapu


Old55


bapu


daryl1968


Old55


bapu


A rude crude dude?


At least he's not nude.


from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food


Now he's in a bad mood.

I'm gonna brood.

Was it brewed?

If so we're screwed

So you allude.  


jm24


Only he knewed.


Old55


Let's not start a feud. 

I got a new attitude.
Ham N Egz
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I changed this tittle 2012/12/11 13:19:28

 
 
 
 
All your nuts are belong to US
post edited by musicman100 - 2012/12/11 13:26:48
bapu
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Re:I changed this tittle 2012/12/11 13:33:16
Here's my pennes


Ham N Egz
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Re:I changed this tittle 2012/12/11 13:37:54
bapu


Here's my pennes



But where is your ROOSTER???
Ham N Egz
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long live the fred 2012/12/11 13:41:48

 
 
 
I goose this fred is dead???
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