AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu

Old55

Bristol_Jonesey

trimph1

bapu

Old55

bapu

daryl1968

Old55

bapu


A rude crude dude?

At least he's not nude.

from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed

It was the food

Now he's in a bad mood.

I'm gonna brood.

Was it brewed?

If so we're screwed

So you allude.  

jm24


Only he knewed.

Old55


Let's not start a feud. 

I got a new attitude.

I'm bad at etude. 

I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock

daryl1968


I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock

Well at least were not asking to see your Aunts Kitty.....

musicman100

daryl1968


I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock

Well at least were not asking to see your Aunts Kitty.....

bapu

musicman100

daryl1968


I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock

Well at least were not asking to see your Aunts Kitty.....

Oh WOW
 
I wonder if his aunts name is Ms SlOCUM???

I like Slow Loris'

changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

daryl1968


changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

I'm looking forward to it. 

Old55

daryl1968


changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

I'm looking forward to it. 

Well done, sir...like it a lot.

But spontaniously Imbued

daryl1968


changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

It sounds great.  Now take out the trash.  

musicman100


 

I love taxidermy.     Did you mount the reindeer?    Most excellent color!

bapu


Here's my pennes

Penne in the arse!  

Old55

daryl1968


changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197

It sounds great.  Now take out the trash.  

LOL
 
sadly true - no resting on laurels here

Marnin' Daryk.


12/12/12 - even them thar American's can't get that wrong
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


Marnin' Daryk.


12/12/12 - even them thar American's can't get that wrong
 
 

:)
 
I know - the 12/21/12 thing really annoys me.
I keep telling any septic who'll listen - if the date signifies the end of the world, the world will only end in the USA.
 

Happy 12/12/12 guys.  It's the anniversary of my first day at work--I started on 12/12/77.  How time flies!  I also know 4 or 5 people who have their birthday on 12/12.  It's a lucky day, I guess.  Maybe I should get a lotto ticket.  

I did I get the date right, Steve?  

A risque joke ensues
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!

The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.

 

musicman100


A risque joke ensues
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!

The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.

 

Chortle

musicman100


A risque joke ensues
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!

The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.

 

:)

musicman100

very prophetic Mr Orwell was
 

daryl1968

musicman100

very prophetic Mr Orwell was
 

Not really.

I heard on the news that this wasn't true! 

Thanks Drew.

I was not sure what to believe but when I hear summin like this on the internest, I knowd it to be true now.

daryl1968

musicman100

very prophetic Mr Orwell was
 

He was not prophetic!  You're prophetic!

OMPD*

I just realized this fred is still going.









*Oh My Personal Deity 

Beagle

daryl1968

musicman100

very prophetic Mr Orwell was
 

He was not prophetic!  You're prophetic! And Bapu is pathetic!

Adjusted.

I'm apathetic. 

Old55


I'm apathetic. 

Doan be apologetic.

I'm a prosthetic.

Jonbouy


I'm a prosthetic.

I'm an 
athletic supporter

I'm catatonic.

That's laconic

bapu

Jonbouy


I'm a prosthetic.

I'm an 
athletic supporter

and daryl's your biggest supporter?

Truss you to come up with that.

my prophylactic has a propensity to be purloined, previously..

bapu


That's colonic.

Fixed. 
 
And didactic. 

jamesg1213


I'm catatonic.

Old55

bapu


That's colonic.

Fixed. 
 
And didactic. 

Brainiac

musicman100

jamesg1213


I'm catatonic.

I prefer gin and tonic. 

bapu

Old55

bapu


That's colonic.

Fixed. 

And didactic. 

Arse

Fixed again. 

Old55

musicman100

jamesg1213


I'm catatonic.

I prefer gin and tonic. 

with a twist of????
 
Gin?
 
Banana??
 
Rooster?
 
X2?

musicman100

Old55

musicman100

jamesg1213


I'm catatonic.

I prefer gin and tonic. 

with a twist of????
 
Gin?
 
Banana??
 
Rooster?
 
X2?

A twist and shout?

bapu


OMPD*

I just realized this fred is still going.










Yea, but where?

 
Down the toliet??

you are all sooooo childish

daryl1968


you are all sooooo childish

<Elvis voice>Thank ya.  Thank ya very much.  </Elvis voice>

musicman100

bapu


OMPD*

I just realized this fred is still going.










Yea, but where?

 
Down the toliet??

I'm afraid it did that on page 13.

daryl1968


you are all sooooo childish

I'm not childish - I'm immature.

Nyah-nyah-na-nyah-nyah!

daryl1968


you are all sooooo childish

You say that like it's a bad thing. 

Beagle

musicman100

bapu


OMPD*

I just realized this fred is still going.










Yea, but where?

 
Down the toliet??

I'm afraid it did that on page 13.

Sad...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...but true.

What is the point of this fred exactly?
 
Long Live FSF!

Jonbouy


What is the point of this fred exactly?
 
Long Live FSF!

Zactly!

Jonbouy


What is the point of this fred exactly?
 
Long Live FSF!

There's a point?  Nobody told me there had to be a point. 

Jonbouy


What is the point of this fred exactly? 

HYBTs

bapu

Jonbouy


What is the point of this fred exactly? 

HYBTs

Should be one coming up now. 

Where do we redeem all these HYBTs, anyway?

OK I finally got around to doing it.
 
This is a highly experimental technique I'm working on using fractal probabilites based on statistical repetitions contained in the written word.
 
Here I used the entire transcript of the FSF to feed into my musical algorithmic generator.  After processing the computer responded with a message saying this is an old-age wasteland.
 
It uncannily reminded me of something I can't for the life of me think what it is though, interesting stuff.
 
Listen or download here, it should loop nicely if you download it and play it back.
 
The actual Sound of FSF!

BrilliantBouy that Jon is.

Old55


Where do we redeem all these HYBTs, anyway?

At The HYBTs Redemption Center.


DUH!