AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

I prefer an older tittle.

MERIDA, Mexico (AP/ABC7) - Doomsday hour is here, at least in much of the world, and so still are we. According to legend, the ancient Mayans' long-count calendar ends at midnight Thursday, ushering in the end of the world.

Didn't happen.
In Merida, the celebration of the cosmic dawn opened inauspiciously, with a fumbling of the sacred fire meant to honor the calendar's conclusion.
Gabriel Lemus, the white-haired guardian of the flame, burned his finger on the kindling and later had to scoop up a burning log that fell from the ceremonial brazier onto the stage.
Still, Lemus was convinced that it was a good start, as he was joined by about 1,000 other shamans, seers, stargazers, crystal enthusiasts, yogis, sufis and swamis.
"It is a cosmic dawn," Lemus declared. "We will recover the ability to communicate telepathically and levitate objects ... like our ancestors did."


"The galactic bridge has been established," intoned spiritual leader Alberto Arribalzaga. "At this moment, spirals of light are entering the center of your head ... generating powerful vortexes that cover the planet."

Visitors could also learn the art of "healing drumming" with a Mexican Otomi Indian master, Dabadi Thaayroyadi, who said his slender hand-held drums are made with prayers embedded inside. The drums emit "an intelligent energy" that can heal emotional, physical and social ailments, he said.

A Mexican Indian seer who calls himself Ac Tah, and who has traveled around Mexico erecting small pyramids he calls "neurological circuits," said he holds high hopes for Friday.
"We are preparing ourselves to receive a huge magnetic field straight from the center of the galaxy," he said.


Read more: [link=http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/12/mayan-calendar-in-mexico-new-agers-hope-dec-21-brings-new-era--83333.html#ixzz2FieHejGo]http://www.wjla.com/artic...333.html#ixzz2FieHejGo[/link]

Same nuts... different package. They can take their "unity" and stick it where the "Cosmic energy" don't shine... I ain't one of them and don't intend to become one so I guess they are going to have to go to "plan B" if they have one. How can you have unity with people like me around?? heh..

J

Can anybody join in, or is this a private fred?

Guys....... The problem with the tittle change is no one keeps it up. They just reply to older posts with older tittles in them and cannae be arsed to fix it up proper.

 
I thought it was about Count Fred...??
 
 

So.... Derek Branning has been having sex with someone that he shouldn't have....


....and then goes to light up a cigar.









Will the BBC ever learn?

Pfft...




The Mayans predicted that everyone will die, and we all have a larf about it.






But when I do it, I get kicked out of the cancer ward.

End of the world update from Birmingham:

Plagues of disheveled, pale-skinned, incoherent degenerates are roaming the streets. Hygiene is a problem and people have taken to living in squalid conditions.






But if I see anything unusual, I'll let you know.

Pfft²....
 
Thousands of years ago, the Mayan calendar predicted that the world will end on Friday 21/12/12, yet, Parcel-force can't even tell me if it is morning or afternoon for the delivery of my Susan Boyle blow-up sex doll.
 
 

Maybe it was the asstech indians and not the Mayans... I think it is noteworthy that the beginning of the "age of aquarius" was marked by a complete sellout of all AR-15 rifles from the manufacturers all the way down to the retailers. My daughter and sil own a sporting good store and he told me that there are NO AR parts or rifles anywhere that he can even order... none available.

Of course I am sure there are some available from private owners for 3x the regular price, in other words... new age/same old world. It makes me happy!!!

J

SteveStrummerUK


Pfft²....
 
Thousands of years ago, the Mayan calendar predicted that the world will end on Friday 21/12/12, yet, Parcel-force can't even tell me if it is morning or afternoon for the delivery of my Susan Boyle blow-up sex doll.
 
 

fnar fnar


Straummy sed blow

Lol Straumy!!

Bringing this steaming pile of FSF a little closer to the might 500!!  

Money makes the world go around... the end of the world makes money go around!

jbow

Of course I am sure there are some available from private owners for 3x the regular price, 

How do you know Herb is selling what he has?

bapu

Old55


I think my first lunch after the end of the world is going to taste really good. 

My last breakfast before the end of the Mayan Calendar was gud. 2 Eggs, Cinnamon Raisin Bagel, 2 slices of becan. Mmmmmmmmm. 

Only 2 slices of becan--that's not good enough for a last meal. 

Old55

bapu

Old55


I think my first lunch after the end of the world is going to taste really good. 

My last breakfast before the end of the Mayan Calendar was gud. 2 Eggs, Cinnamon Raisin Bagel, 2 slices of becan. Mmmmmmmmm. 

Only 2 slices of becan--that's not good enough for a last meal. 

Makes sense.

We've just been given Christmas eve off (paid) by our leader......late, but still off!!

daryl1968

bapu


Guys.......

The problem with the tittle change is no one keeps it up. They just reply to older posts with older tittles in them and cannae be arsed to fix it up proper.

FFS just keep the punters happy Tartytrousers

"Post apocalyptic Tartytrousers FSF" sounds like a good title. 

Mesh


We've just been given Christmas eve off (paid) by our leader......late, but still off!!

Nice - there's some Christmas spirit for ya - I likey

Mesh... you know the leader ???

Are you a minion??

Folks - see what we can achieve with just a little bit of effort? We're getting close to that 500 pages just like the Mayans predicted

SteveStrummerUK


Can anybody join in, or is this a private fred?

Pedantic--don't you have a car? 

Mike? Mike? are you here? 

Testing... one two... um

A lot of people look forward to Christmas because it's a carefree relaxing time.

Eamonn Holmes said that he likes to ''sit on the sofa, lounge around and eat a lot'' ....






He also said he's looking forward to Christmas.

I can sense a McQ creaping up on us

daryl1968


Mike? Mike? are you here? 

I think Jan should receive this coveted prize!!

I'm watching a doc about post-punk while waiting for Slade, but still manage to post. Now that, is dedification.

I am looking forward to Christmas eve.... got to do my shopping you know.

And the 500th TOTP!  Woo-hoo to James.  Well done.

WOOHOO - ****E POST BUT CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE SAME JAMES

I sold a load of old junk at a car boot sale today, and then spent all the money I made in the lap dancing club round the corner.







It was tat for tit.









(JB would appreciate this)

You did it James! You da man!

Now, how long to 15K?

so now onwards and upwards to the 15,000th

Mustn't rest on our Stan Laurels. 

Now only 25 few more for the Grand Prize!!

did someone mention Slade?

daryl1968


so now onwards and upwards to the 15,000th

 
There's only one candidate.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 

Not Hardyly

daryl1968


WOOHOO - ****E POST BUT CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE SAME JAMES

Everyone's a critic.


I do, of course, strive to match the pithy repartee and lofty intellect of the regulars, while chastising myself for falling short.

jbow


Maybe it was the asstech indians and not the Mayans... I think it is noteworthy that the beginning of the "age of aquarius" was marked by a complete sellout of all AR-15 rifles from the manufacturers all the way down to the retailers. My daughter and sil own a sporting good store and he told me that there are NO AR parts or rifles anywhere that he can even order... none available.

Of course I am sure there are some available from private owners for 3x the regular price, in other words... new age/same old world. It makes me happy!!!

J

Great!  The most idiotic have the most weapons.

It's amazing for us to be this excited over a......uhm.....a........

What's the excitement all for again?
 

SteveStrummerUK

daryl1968


so now onwards and upwards to the 15,000th

 
There's only one candidate.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 

Good ideal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooh, bop-bop, excitations?

daryl1968


did someone mention Slade?

 
 
Ten minutes to go
 
 
Although I'm recording it all.
 
 
Except the film.
 
 
I have that on DVDVD.
 
 
Leaving me free to abuse Bapsi watch Have I Got News For You and QI.
 
 
I'm such an organised ikkle Straummy.
 
 

Can't you just be excited without having to know why all the time??

Do you really think changing is going to make you different?

I am already different.

So, are we going to wait for Edwidge to make the 15,000th post?

jamesg1213

daryl1968


WOOHOO - ****E POST BUT CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE SAME JAMES

Everyone's a critic.


I do, of course, strive to match the pithy repartee and lofty intellect of the regulars, while chastising myself for falling short.

Not sure why this forum would censor the word Brit

So, are we going to wait for Edwidge to make the 15,000th post? 


I will but I wouldn't trust everyone in this forum :/

All of these days are just like the others

All of these days are always the same

Born under a sad sign....
if is wasn't for ****e posts;
I wouldn't have no posts at all.

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968


WOOHOO - ****E POST BUT CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE SAME JAMES

Everyone's a critic.


I do, of course, strive to match the pithy repartee and lofty intellect of the regulars, while chastising myself for falling short.

Not sure why this forum would censor the word Brit

It is a four letter "word."

daryl1968


So, are we going to wait for Edwidge to make the 15,000th post? 


I will but I wouldn't trust everyone in this forum :/

Sounds good to me. 

I'm sitting this out to see who gets the 15,000th post.

Yay!!

15k on 500 pages on the 1st day of the long calendar!!!

Way cool!!!

Feck me, it's over.......

BRILLIANT
Long live The Bapu