Re: Happy Holiday Super Fred (HHFSF)
2012/12/22 17:36:18
"Ooh, what have we here?" giggled the girlfriend unwrapping her present. "An Ann Summers goody bag for our sex sessions!"
"Yes love, I thought it'd sort our bedroom problems out."
"Can we have a go right now?" she winked. "What's in there? A vibrator, dildo, Japanese love beads?"
"Feck all love" I said, "Now come upstairs and stick it on your head."