AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Karyn

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

Good morning Mr. Mesh.


It's mixing flour, butter, eggs, water and random other ingeedaments in a bowl then placing them in a hot oven...











... but that's not important right now..

Do you like movies about Gladiators, Karyn??

Karyn


Good morning Mr. Mesh.


It's mixing flour, butter, eggs, water and random other ingeedaments in a bowl then placing them in a hot oven...











... but that's not important right now..

Yet, another significant achievement for a baking cowbelling sharpshooter.
Well done!!

musicman100

Karyn

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

Good morning Mr. Mesh.


It's mixing flour, butter, eggs, water and random other ingeedaments in a bowl then placing them in a hot oven...











... but that's not important right now..

Do you like movies about Gladiators, Karyn??

   I guess I picked the wrong fred to give up posting.

musicman100

Mesh


I hope you weren't fooled into thinking this FSF was capable of getting out of the potty did you?


(farside observation: MM, the two of us have bannered 1st & 2nd post for 2 pages in a row...........what do we owe win?)  

some may say we are co conspirators in an attempt to wrangle control of this fred for our own diobolical porpoises,everybody just wants to rule the world...
 
I dunno, Mesh, maybe lunch and a beer or two ?

Trying to control this fred would diabolical........I'm sticking with "it's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven".
 
Absolutely!! Lunch, a few lagers (down a few jars), chat up some birds should be the order of the day. 
 
         

Karyn

musicman100

Karyn

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

Good morning Mr. Mesh.


It's mixing flour, butter, eggs, water and random other ingeedaments in a bowl then placing them in a hot oven...











... but that's not important right now..

Do you like movies about Gladiators, Karyn??

   I guess I picked the wrong fred to give up posting.

Shirley ewe jest?

Mesh

musicman100

Mesh


I hope you weren't fooled into thinking this FSF was capable of getting out of the potty did you?


(farside observation: MM, the two of us have bannered 1st & 2nd post for 2 pages in a row...........what do we owe win?)  

some may say we are co conspirators in an attempt to wrangle control of this fred for our own diobolical porpoises,everybody just wants to rule the world...
 
I dunno, Mesh, maybe lunch and a beer or two ?

Trying to control this fred would diabolical........I'm sticking with "it's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven".
 
Absolutely!! Lunch, a few lagers (down a few jars), chat up some birds should be the order of the day. 
 
         
 
 
 
 

Roight, Ive got the Lorry today, so if ya dont mind the ride I will pass by and pick you up, then a trip to the pub for fish and chips and quaff a few pints eh mate?
 
BTW theres a blonde and a red head there at the end of the bar, I fancy the red head.

marnin Mesh

musicman100

  
  
  
 

Roight, Ive got the Lorry today, so if ya dont mind the ride I will pass by and pick you up, then a trip to the pub for fish and chips and quaff a few pints eh mate?
 
BTW theres a blonde and a red head there at the end of the bar, I fancy the red head.

Thanks MM. The ride (lorry) will come in handy if we decide to go bar-hopping and turn this into a Friday night party!! Wooot!!! Wooot!!
 
   

daryl1968


marnin Mesh

Hiya Darryl!!!! Now, we're guaranteed to chat up some birds!!
 
The King of Swing!
The Big Kahuna!!
The man with the golden....
 
 
 
 

musicman100

Karyn

musicman100

Karyn

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

Good morning Mr. Mesh.


It's mixing flour, butter, eggs, water and random other ingeedaments in a bowl then placing them in a hot oven...











... but that's not important right now..

Do you like movies about Gladiators, Karyn??

   I guess I picked the wrong fred to give up posting.

Shirley ewe jest?

I never jest about posting,   and don't call me Shirley...
 
 
 
 
 

Happy Friday, Lads and Lasses. 

How you doing Jan?  

daryl1968


How you doing Jan?  

I'm doing pretty well, Daryl.  Getting ready to enjoy our first weekend of 2013? 

Old55

daryl1968


How you doing Jan?  

I'm doing pretty well, Daryl.  Getting ready to enjoy our first weekend of 2013? 

Indeed. I've had a bit of a break from the studio (give the ears a rest) through Christmas and New Year - back to it tomorrow

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


How you doing Jan?  

I'm doing pretty well, Daryl.  Getting ready to enjoy our first weekend of 2013? 

Indeed. I've had a bit of a break from the studio (give the ears a rest) through Christmas and New Year - back to it tomorrow

Just like corn--it's always best to have fresh ears.  Have fun in the studio. 

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

Why, the three Rs of course!!!



Recording, Remixing, Releasing


Daryl, Daryl and Daryl

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


How you doing Jan?  

I'm doing pretty well, Daryl.  Getting ready to enjoy our first weekend of 2013? 

Indeed. I've had a bit of a break from the studio (give the ears a rest) through Christmas and New Year - back to it tomorrow

'Bout feckin' time mate

all this baking talk is making me HUNGRY!!
 
 
 
 

ONE POUND OF VITTLES!!!

Now, I'm getting hungry!!

musicman100






ONE POUND OF VITTLES!!!

Sumpin tells me after I eat it I will actually weight 3lbs more.

Mesh


Now, I'm getting hungry!!

Sumpin' tells me after I eat that......


I'll want another

Don't listen to Sumpin.

musicman100


all this baking talk is making me HUNGRY!!
 
 
 
 

Sumpin' tells me there's too many vegetables there.

bapu

musicman100


all this baking talk is making me HUNGRY!!

Sumpin' tells me there's too many vegetables there.

I can't remember the last time I had grilled bourbon steak strips down the pub

Sumpin tells me I yam gonna skip my salad for lunch and have this
 

daryl1968

bapu

musicman100


all this baking talk is making me HUNGRY!!

Sumpin' tells me there's too many vegetables there.

I can't remember the last time I had grilled bourbon steak strips down the pub

Maybe you skipped the grilled and the steak???

musicman100

daryl1968

bapu

musicman100


all this baking talk is making me HUNGRY!!

Sumpin' tells me there's too many vegetables there.

I can't remember the last time I had grilled bourbon steak strips down the pub

Maybe you skipped the grilled and the steak???

Bingo

musicman100


Sumpin tells me I yam gonna skip my salad for lunch and have this
 

All right....
 
I'm at LUNCH!!
 
BRB!!

I have emptied my spam folders.   Now I shall do laundry, and prepare to conquer; by midnight I will be, "Master of the Universe."  hahahahahaha

My evil plans are are shaping up nicely

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hey kidz,

Doan ferget to take time out of your buzy schedule to listen to THIS

Or mebee eben dis jaun

Mesh


Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!

What's bacon becan baking?

my house!  duh!

just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)

daryl1968


just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)

I just assumed you would avoid texts, VM and email cuz I'm a tartypantswanker.

bapu

daryl1968


just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)

I just assumed you would avoid texts, VM and email cuz I'm a tartypantswanker.

I've missed you. 
I would imagine it must be similar to having a leg amputated and still feeling it itch

I'll be back in full metal jacket nag mode starting tomorrow mate.

 
'Please choose your ring tone'
 
 
 
 
 
.... I was told as I walked into the anal bleaching clinic.
 
 

 
I was chatting to this woman online earlier and she said, "So tell me Straummy, do you have a nickname?"
 
"Tripod" 'I replied.
 
"Oooh, why do they call you that, got an enormous penis have you?" she asked.
 
"No" I said, "I smell like tripe"...
 
 
 
 
.... "and I'm a bit odd."
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was chatting to this woman online earlier and she said, "So tell me Straummy, do you have a nickname?"
 
"Tripod" 'I replied.
 
"Oooh, why do they call you that, got an enormous penis have you?" she asked.
 
"No" I said, "I smell like tripe"...
 
 
 
 
.... "and I'm a bit odd."
 
 

Now, that deserves a proper CHORTLE.      

CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE!!!

I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar 

bapu


I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar 

I'll check it out once I get home tonight......
I hope I don't run into the same issues

Mesh

bapu


I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar 

I'll check it out once I get home tonight......
I hope I don't run into the same issues

I'm sure you'll make it werk. It's probably just me.

bapu

Mesh

bapu


I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar 

I'll check it out once I get home tonight......
I hope I don't run into the same issues

I'm sure you'll make it werk. It's probably just me.

If I do get it to work, I'll definitely let you know the 411!!

This laundry thing is like, "mad amounts of work today."   I used to have a maid to do this, but I lost billions in the Enron Debacle.

Not to worry!   My evil plans are shaping up nicely

 
Waiting at the lights, I was hit up the arse by a hot blonde with big tits.
 
"Jesus, love" I said, "Do your brakes not work?"
 
"I'm so sorry" she replied, "I'm not insured either. I'm so stupid. I forgot to do it.
 
"I was just about to start ranting when she stroked my chest, licked her lips and said, "But I can make it all better, babe. I'm very talented."
 
"Just this once then," I sighed, "But if you weren't a body shop mechanic you'd be in serious trouble."
 
 

Yesterday, my niece unexpectedly handed me her new Justin Bieber perfume and asked me to open the plastic seal around the cardboard.



Luckily I had a pair of scissors to hand and was able to instantly chop all my fingers off.

Mesh

bapu

Mesh

bapu


I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar 

I'll check it out once I get home tonight......
I hope I don't run into the same issues

I'm sure you'll make it werk. It's probably just me.

If I do get it to work, I'll definitely let you know the 411!!

No need Mesh old pal, GOT IT

When will we get to 5:15?

57Gregy


When will we get to 5:15?

Leviticus?

Townshend.

Finally I can relaxed after doing some household chores; I don't mine cleaning cast iron pans, clearing our the garbage, mowing over the neighbors garden.... but vacuuming?, vacuuming reeeeallly sucks!!! 

19 hours since the last post?????


this fred is so yesterday********






*** in some time zones, mind you

SongCraft


 mowing over the neighbors garden.... 

In January??

Know ewe dunnit jaymes.

This fred is @ TOTP.

bapu


Hey kidz,

Doan ferget to take time out of your buzy schedule to listen to THIS

Fanks fer dat mayte.


My new aviator is a Mara.


That's a gigantic troll woman with a tiny head.












































...generously leaving the door open for any Thatcher jokes..

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?





































Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.

Margaret Thatcher recently celebrated her 87th birthday....






Apparently, she managed to light all 87 candles with one blow.  

I Hear £3,000,000 has been set aside for Margaret Thatcher's funeral.

For that money, the entire UK population could be supplied with a shovel each, and could dig a hole deep enough to present her to Beelzebub in person.








With thanks to Frankie Boyle