AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

morning folks!

Mornin' Beags. Some recommended reading as you're a Yes fan -





It didn't get a Pulitzer prize, but it's making me LOL in every chapter.

and my underwears..

I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had...




He started counting, but fell asleep.

I just bought a pack of condoms in Boots.

The cashier said, "Would you like a bag?"

I just said "No thanks, she isn't that ugly."

Will it never end...
 
It has been reported that BBC's Andrew Marr has had a stroke....




No news yet as to how old the victim is.

on fire this morning Straummy :)

daryl1968


on fire this morning Straummy :)

yes he is,,
 
GM my monkey man,,

GM MM100. I hope you're fine and dandy

daryl1968


GM MM100. I hope you're fine and dandy

Dandy and Foppish,
 

 
 
Is that a bad thing???

more people should dress like this, especially the hats

Good day, Lads. 

morning Jan - how's things in sunny CA?

Has anyone said 'arse' in this fred recently?

SteveStrummerUK


I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had...




He started counting, but fell asleep.

CHORTLE!!!!!!

SteveStrummerUK


Has anyone said 'arse' in this fred recently?

Check post 15558.

I rang the RSPCA yesterday and said, "I have just found my dog lying down in a puddle of blood in my back garden."

"That's awful." she said. "Is it moving?"

"Quite emotional, yes."

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


Has anyone said 'arse' in this fred recently?

Check post 15558.

dew ewe rally expect us 2 geux bak anna reed previous posts,
 
now really Bapu, really...
 
 
you know batter...

daryl1968


morning Jan - how's things in sunny CA?

Not so sunny, Daryl.  Rain, relatively cold, windy and high tide exxpected to flood some of the beach cities.  Not too bad compared with other parts of the country, though.  It is winter after all. 
 
I'm doing pretty well on this Friday Eve, thanks.  How are you?

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


Has anyone said 'arse' in this fred recently?

Check post 15558.

Link?

Old55

daryl1968


morning Jan - how's things in sunny CA?

Not so sunny, Daryl.  Rain, relatively cold, windy and high tide exxpected to flood some of the beach cities.  Not too bad compared with other parts of the country, though.  It is winter after all. 
 
I'm doing pretty well on this Friday Eve, thanks.  How are you?

Hmmmmmm it's sunny up here.

When I heard that Andrew Marr had suffered a stroke, I asked a friend if that was one of those strokes that turned you into an annoying little black dwarf...


He said, no, you're thinking of different strokes.

SteveStrummerUK


When I heard that Andrew Marr had suffered a stroke, I asked a friend if that was one of those strokes that turned you into an annoying little black dwarf...


He said, no, you're thinking of different strokes.

CHORTLE

bapu

Old55

daryl1968


morning Jan - how's things in sunny CA?

Not so sunny, Daryl.  Rain, relatively cold, windy and high tide exxpected to flood some of the beach cities.  Not too bad compared with other parts of the country, though.  It is winter after all. 

I'm doing pretty well on this Friday Eve, thanks.  How are you?

Hmmmmmm it's sunny up here.

Funny, I thought you were getting hit up north worse than us. 

jamesg1213


Mornin' Beags. Some recommended reading as you're a Yes fan -





It didn't get a Pulitzer prize, but it's making me LOL in every chapter.

thanks, I'll check that out!

I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had... 


does that include himself? 


My list is very small 

bayoubill


I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had... 


does that include himself? 


My list is very small 

AT least its your LIST that is small....

Old55

bapu

Old55

daryl1968


morning Jan - how's things in sunny CA?

Not so sunny, Daryl.  Rain, relatively cold, windy and high tide exxpected to flood some of the beach cities.  Not too bad compared with other parts of the country, though.  It is winter after all. 

I'm doing pretty well on this Friday Eve, thanks.  How are you?

Hmmmmmm it's sunny up here.

Funny, I thought you were getting hit up north worse than us. 

we still have snow here but it's been gradually melting - 60 degrees this weekend!
Then next week we have snow again - never a dull day on the shores of Lake Ontario (pardon the weather pun)

When I heard that Andrew Marr had suffered a stroke, I asked a friend if that was one of those strokes that turned you into an annoying little black dwarf...


He said, no, you're thinking of different strokes.

daryl1968

Old55

bapu

Old55

daryl1968


morning Jan - how's things in sunny CA?

Not so sunny, Daryl.  Rain, relatively cold, windy and high tide exxpected to flood some of the beach cities.  Not too bad compared with other parts of the country, though.  It is winter after all. 

I'm doing pretty well on this Friday Eve, thanks.  How are you?

Hmmmmmm it's sunny up here.

Funny, I thought you were getting hit up north worse than us. 

we still have snow here but it's been gradually melting - 60 degrees this weekend!
Then next week we have snow again - never a dull day on the shores of Lake Ontario (pardon the weather pun)

At least you and your monkey friends can go sled riding.  It's starting to clear up here, we may see some sun, yet. 

Down here in Fl, it's 79 and being our 1st winter without winter....unusual, but pleasant.
 
 
 
@ Straummy: Chortle x 2 for the same post x 2.  

To be is to do"-Socrates;

"To do is to be"-Sartre;

"Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra;

De do do do, de da da da.  The Police. 

Old55


De do do do, de da da da.  The Police. 

In the UK they go nee narr nee narr

Old55


De do do do, de da da da.  The Bapu. 

Fyxed.

bapu

Old55


De do do do, de da da da.  The Bapu. 

Fyxed.

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Beagle

bapu

Old55


De do do do, de da da da.  The Bapu. 

Fyxed.

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It's a dropbox link. Chrome opens it.

what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

musicman100


what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

A silly experiment with Action Strings & Mars and Venus Choirs

That's all I want to say to you. 

I have to wait until I get home to open the lynx. 

bapu

musicman100


what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

A silly experiment with Action Strings & Mars and Venus Choirs

let me guess which is the male choir ...

bapu

musicman100


what is it ? sounds like Enya meets NI action strings...

A silly experiment with Action Strings & Mars and Venus Choirs

The Mars & Venus Choirs (by Soundiron) have expression builders. Although not all human speech sounds are available, it was fun to try and find something that was close but yet "interestingly different"

This page needs some Vitamin Arse.

A a vegemite sammich

craigb


This page needs some Vitamin Arse.

SteveStrummerUK


When I heard that Andrew Marr had suffered a stroke, I asked a friend if that was one of those strokes that turned you into an annoying little black dwarf...


He said, no, you're thinking of different strokes.

  Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

 
I recently went to view a house on a Native American reservation.
 
"I like it" I said to the estate agent, "Does it come with running water?"
 
"Feck off" he said, "Get your own wife."
 

 
And later on,  I went to an Usher concert.
 
 
Very disappointing.....
 
 
Not once did he show anyone to their assigned seats.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had...




He started counting, but fell asleep.

CHORTLE!!!!!!

+MoreChortle.
 
Can't wait to use this tomorrow when my Welsh buddy will be at a dart tournament I'm going to.

Good night Johnboy...

Me and the missus have been 'at it' again :/ http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2754642

craigb

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I just asked my Welsh friend Dai Evans how many sexual partners he'd had...




He started counting, but fell asleep.

CHORTLE!!!!!!

+MoreChortle.
 
Can't wait to use this tomorrow when my Welsh buddy will be at a dart tournament I'm going to.

 
In Wales, 'LL Cool J' is actually just one word.
 
 

I just got back from a Welsh Nativity play....




They couldn't find anyone to play Mary and Joseph, but they had 245 shepherds.

Did you hear the price of lamb in Wales has just gone up?






It's now £4.95 per hour.

My girlfriend made the allegation, "I think you've been two-timing me with that Welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch".




I said, "How can you say such a thing?"

Do 8 Hobbits make 1 Hobbyte?

Morrrnin.

Morning James and all!

Good morning afternoon everyone