AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

 
As I jumped on the scales this morning, I thought to myself, "Yep, this goldfish is definitely dead."

I saw this headline in the paper this morning: "Palestine model shot dead in Israel" ...
 
 
 
I hope it was Wallace, I really like Gromit.
 
 

UbiquitousBubba


I don't know why, but suddenly I feel like watching Blazing Saddles.

Hey, look!  Chili!

SteveStrummerUK


 
As I jumped on the scales this morning, I thought to myself, "Yep, this goldfish is definitely dead."

ok that one made me chuckle a little.


For some reason jumping on fish just hit my funny bone today.


Mike

Well raise my rent

You are the fur beneath my wings...

I don't think the bird is real.  If it was real it would be soiling the windshield of my car. 

musicman100

I'd say you had about enough.

bapu

musicman100

I'd say you had about enough.

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit
 
the more you eat
 
the more............

musicman100

bapu

musicman100

I'd say you had about enough.

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit
 
the more you eat
 
the more............

you sound like a tuba?

Mesh

musicman100

bapu

musicman100

I'd say you had about enough.

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit

the more you eat

the more............

you sound like a tuba?

Are you implying tubas sound FLATulence???

chefmike8888

SteveStrummerUK



As I jumped on the scales this morning, I thought to myself, "Yep, this goldfish is definitely dead."

ok that one made me chuckle a little.


For some reason jumping on fish just hit my funny bone today.


Mike

 
Fish jumpers of the world unite.
I'm sure there are more of us than anyone could imagine, unless I'm imagining that.
 
Still if there is a plaice for humour Straummy will fillet.

Jonbouy

chefmike8888

SteveStrummerUK



As I jumped on the scales this morning, I thought to myself, "Yep, this goldfish is definitely dead."

ok that one made me chuckle a little.


For some reason jumping on fish just hit my funny bone today.


Mike

 
Fish jumpers of the world unite.
I'm sure there are more of us than anyone could imagine, unless I'm imagining that.
 
Still if there is a plaice for humour Straummy will fillet.

I haddock sense of that. As a bass player I try not to build a barracuda against open thought. 

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for life.
 
Confucius 492BC


 
Gather together an army of octopusses, train them to use nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.
 
Strumfucius 2013AD

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me...




Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

SteveStrummerUK


Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me...




Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

If the injuries were more serious we'd have to get you to a sturgeon. 

Wow...  I can't believe what I just did!  It's unmentionable.

Don't mention it.  

SteveStrummerUK


Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for life.
 
Confucius 492BC 


 
 
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day !!

SteveStrummerUK


Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me...




Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

That's a chortle right there.

morning folks.  sleet in the DFW metroplex today.  fun!

We be sunny and ccold here...

There's weather all over the place outside.  Everybody's rushing inside to get out of the cold so they can spend the day looking out windows and wishing they weren't stuck in the office.

I had a point there once, but it bit me and ran away. 

Gu'marn FSFites.

Arternewn.

musicman100

UbiquitousBubba


I don't know why, but suddenly I feel like watching Blazing Saddles.

Hey, look!  Chili!

All that methane--there's the cause of global warming. 

I see Bubba's been busy....

Mmmm!!!  Animals!!!

Mesh


I see Bubba's been busy....

Of course...  he's ubiquitous.

This fred needs a makeover

Mesh


I see Bubba's been busy....

Reminds me of this:
 

Good morning, Carnivores.  

Neigh...

musicman100


This fred needs a makeover

Before = No attractive lady in the room.
 
After = Attractive lady in the room so I'm going to hold my breath until I pass out in order to impress.

She might be more impressed if you remembered to wear pants.

I'm just sayin'...

UbiquitousBubba


She might be more impressed if you remembered to wear pants.

I'm just sayin'...

  She asks "Is that an Alembic in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?"

Maybe he's happy he has an Alembic in his pocket...

Karyn


Maybe he's happy he has an Alembic in his pocket...

sew, a bass in the hand is worth, what, two in the bush???

Gud <whateverthefecktimeofdayitis> to you all.

5.02 pm here. I got some diced pork, onions & tomatoes simmering in a black bean sauce..yommy!

Why oh why wud ewe putt dat pork wid all dat non-etabul schtuff?

bapu


Why oh why wud ewe putt dat pork wid all dat non-etabul schtuff?

Ya, oi shudof jus rapped it inn a hoarse's arss an froid it upp.

jamesg1213

bapu


Why oh why wud ewe putt dat pork wid all dat non-etabul schtuff?

Ya, oi shudof jus rapped it inn a hoarse's arss an froid it upp.

Know ewe Am tawkin' mate.

Are the rumors true?

Is the FSF really going on Oprah to confess to being dopey*?



*I never would have suspected.

FSF will expose it's R's on Oprah!!!!



I did see what you did there Drew.

bapu


FSF will expose it's R's on Oprah!!!!



I did see what you did there Drew.

I see a bad moon rising...

I can't figure it out...  If we're forced to take a dopey test, do we hope to pass or fail?  So confusing...

I took a moron test once.  The results were inconclusive.

I didn't know what that meant, but I felt vaguely insulted.

Long Yellow Things,

I could oh so go there....

butt eye yam bettor dan dat...

HAY BAPSI

we knead 2 dew a collab on a song called" long yellow things"  whut dew ewe tink??

musicman100


HAY BAPSI

we knead 2 dew a collab on a song called" long yellow things"  whut dew ewe tink??

To the tune of Long Tall Texan?


Well I'm a long yellow thing
Cost 80 cents a pound
Well I'm a long yellow thing
And boy I get around
And when that Daryk sees me 
He says
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Well I'm a long yellow thing
And I'm the king of fruit
Well I'm a long yellow thing
But I don't act a brute
And when that Daryk sees me 
He says
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Is this fred:

a. alive
b. dead
c. a dive
d. lead
e. none of the above
f. above none

????

G.

This Fred is ALIVE with the sound of _______________.

This FRED is still going?

Long Live FSF!!!

If fred length was gold, this fred would be Jimmy Warren Buffet.