Messssssshhhhhhhhh!
 
oh oot n aboot I was.. mostly working on the seafaring bucket.. but temporarily stuck in port waiting for my outboard to be fixed so I can sail off again..  music n stuff is winters only for me and I have discovered that practicing instruments and making music part time keeps you at a certain level of incompetence.. so like when I say I have been playing the piano for 6 years its actually saying playing the piano for 4 months 6 times...lol
 

Mesh
Good morning FSF!!
This Fred has Bearly moved no?
 
 
Hiya Mystic......where were you?

I hear ya Mystic. Sadly, I've noticed that since I don't practice or even just play regularly, the little bit of untalented playing that I had, seems to show itself brilliantly in my incompitence when actually trying.
 
Do you go seafaring for work or for pleasure? (I'm going to guess and say it must be nice to travel to various locations around the globe in being a pillaging pirate sailor)..... 

what never ceases to amaze me about this thread isn't the amount of completely pointless and banal posts but the fact that more than 800,000 people have been bothered to read them. 
 
This is why reality TV is so popular

FSF - The Ultimate Reality Fred

daryl1968
the fact that more than 800,000 people have been bothered to read them. 

 
I'm sure I account for 797,321 uvvum.
 
It's kind of like buying up the entire stock of one's vanity publication just to get on the indie top 10 list, no?

daryl1968
what never ceases to amaze me about this thread isn't the amount of completely pointless and banal posts but the fact that more than 800,000 people have been bothered to read them. 
 
This is why reality TV is so popular

No accounting for taste, yes?

800,000??.......but ewe oui keep coming back for more.

800,000??.......but ewe uhmmm... oui keep coming back for more.

I don't even read what I write.  Those stats must be on steriods.

Lets see, by my calculations someone somewhere reads the FSF roughly every 48 seconds.
 
At first  I thought, "What a tremendous waste of brainpower!".
 
Then I remembered this is the FSF. 

drewfx1
Lets see, by my calculations someone somewhere reads the FSF roughly every 48 seconds.
 
At first  I thought, "What a tremendous waste of brainpower!".
 
Then I remembered this is the FSF. 

Isn't it nice to be loved?

And we have not even begun to scratch the surface.

bapu
And we have not even begun to scratch the surface.

......and that's not all......we even have cream for that itch.
 

The stats are on Roids!!!

Roight!!!!

 
(I asked "What is this page missing?")

I prefer the Kate Upton photo.  

Oops!  Double post.  I thought there was a timer that was supposed to  avoid that.  

Old55
Oops!  Double post.  I thought there was a timer that was supposed to  avoid that.  

The timer only works when you want to make a post.

Good coffee.. mornings is optional

Mornin'
 
Coffee much needed.....

Good morning with some good coffee?
 
Yes, I'm having a double.....Happy Friday too...make that a triple.

In times of abandonment, does this Fred sing the blues?

Abandonment?
 
Pffft.  I passed 52K without an Attaboy.
 

195336 to go to hit Juan Millyun vues. 

Can anyone be arsed to mark every post in this fred as SPAM.
 
It appears it's the ONLY way this fred will truly die.
(or is it?)
 

Coffee:  Good.   Morning?  Not bad either!

bapu
Can anyone be arsed to mark every post in this fred as SPAM.
 
It appears it's the ONLY way this fred will truly die.
(or is it?)
 

It thrives on Spam.......don't feed it....
 
Attaboy on the 52k.
 
Well done!! (or is it?)

Greetings and salivations.  Happy Friday, Everyone.  

It's Friday?

craigb
It's Friday?

Yes, almost all day long.  

Happy Saturday Down Under!  

Current local time in Sydney:

03:56:46, Saturday 27, July 2013
 
(clarification for any misinterpretations of "Down Under")

Mesh
Happy Saturday Down Under!  

Current local time in Sydney:

03:56:46, Saturday 27, July 2013
 
(clarification for any misinterpretations of "Down Under")

Smart arse!  
 
Happy _________day to everyone no matter what day or time zone you're in.  

Old55
 
Happy _Smart Arse_day to everyone no matter what day or time zone you're in.  

Monkyfied!!

I would like to say something either
A Nice
B Whitty
C Productive
Here, BUT...
 
 
why?
 
whooo kares?
 
well eye am shure maybe somebody might....
 
 
but I think this fred needs a shot of vitimin C
 

Si, C. See?

I care.....go ahead MM and speak your mind.
 
This Fred prolly needs someting more on the lines of Vit. E.

I need vitamin B(ecan).  

What plans for the weekend?

Nothing exciting.  Catching up on some chores.  How about you?  

Same here.....no real plans. The good lady's been craving Cheescake Factory, so that might be our hi-light for the weekend.....(for me it'll be loading all my NI & Toontrack stuff and playing with X2 a bit). 

Mmmmm....cheesecake.  

Cheese.  Cake.
 
BYOB
(Bring your own becan.)

Becan cheescake?  Interesting.
 
 

Why is there a turd in Saturday?  It seems like such a nice day.  Much better than Monday for example.

The swansondells are really itchy today.

Proper Eddycut wood be 
 

I've decided not to reply to this fred today.

Good. Now it will fall to the bottom of the heap.

Good Morning Fredites!!

bapu
Good. Now it will fall to the bottom of the heap.

It hasn't seeped there already??!

bapu

This picture needed to be revisited from page 2.

BECCAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!

Daar was eens 'n haas met die naam Runner. Wat seks het met 'n muishond met die naam Under.

Ja?

Ua!

So...are we?

No. Soon.

I have just one question here:
Whowhatwhywhenhowwhere?