AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

craigb
I'd say this fred died when top of page started going unrewarded.

BTW, you can reward yourself.
 
McQ does it all the time.

wrong fred

I dont care what anybody things..
 
this forum is more fun than the Presonus forum
 
or the DUC forum
 
more fun than a barrel of monkies
 
the BDSM*** forum though, is the tops
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
****Big Dumb Sensitive Men

I think I'll start a forum forum...

I think I'll start a forum farm.
 
Then I could grow four forum forums for free.

drewfx1
I think I'll start a forum farm.
 
Then I could grow four forum forums for free.

Good idea! 
 
('Cause farms always have becan, don't they?)

craigb('Cause farms always have becan, don't they?)

Well, not after I eat it they don't.

The FSF forum strangeness hath returned - it thinks page 720 doesn't exist yet, even though we're on it (or are we?).
 
 
Edit: And as soon as I say this, 720 magically appears. Did some posts get deleted and screw things up again?

Not deleted, but two (including the one I said I wrote but didn't see) have reappeared - more weirdness!

It also doesn't seem right that I have to give myself a top-of-page helpful banner (two in a row actually)...

craigb
Not deleted, but two (including the one I said I wrote but didn't see) have reappeared - more weirdness!

I thought the last time we had problems with the first posts at the TOTP it was because of earlier deleted posts screwing up the pea-brained forum's brain.

craigb
It also doesn't seem right that I have to give myself a top-of-page helpful banner (two in a row actually)...

You don't have to tell anyone
('cept McQ)
 

bapu

craigb
It also doesn't seem right that I have to give myself a top-of-page helpful banner (two in a row actually)...

You don't have to tell anyone
('cept McQ)
 

Why?  Is it a secrete?  

A Fallen Bird Can Not Fly
By
Jonathan
 
Chapter 1
 
Crash!  Went the 1920s Grandfather Clock in Mary Masterwater's living space.  It had finally struck noon, and Mary had been waiting all morning for the toll.  It seems her bread pudding was in the oven and the sky was blue.  All was well in Weller Town but all was not well to the North.  Four days ago Mary had been brought up on charges.  It was to be her 3rd trial for a murder she again stated, "she did not commit."  Two mistrials, no acquittals and finally Jimbo Halberbaggins had Mary right were he wanted her.  Guilty.
 
(to be continued.)

But what does all this have to do with OJ being paroled?

craigb
But what does all this have to do with OJ being paroled?

 
Everything!!  It has everything to do with OJ being paroled.

If Mary was smart, she would've hidden the murder weapon in the FSF. No one would find it here*.
 
 
*How do I know that? Um. No particular reason. Carry on!  

drewfx1
If Mary was smart, she would've hidden the murder weapon in the FSF. No one would find it here*.
 
 
*How do I know that? Um. No particular reason. Carry on!  

Daryl found the (multiple) murder weapon at the bottom of page 46.......apparently, many have died of laghter from that page. 

craigb
But what does all this have to do with OJ being paroled?

It has pulp?

blah blah blah
 
fla fla fle fle
 
babba booie babba booie

musicman100
blah blah blah
 
fla fla fle fle
 
babba booie babba booie

If I could award two "best answers" in one FRED this would be the udder juan.

Pfffft...............this thing is going nowhere!!!

Mesh
Pfffft...............this thing is going nowhere!!!

dew we really want it any other place than here, sew we can keep an eye on it??

bapu

musicman100
blah blah blah
 
fla fla fle fle
 
babba booie babba booie

If I could award two "best answers" in one FRED this would be the udder juan.

I knew you and only ewe  would see the depth and profundicity of that  post

The voluminous breadth and depth of this fred is far beyond the scope of formulated speech known in the English language.
 
Thus, this is a concise representation:
 

(Chinese symbol for BIG)

That's very informative.  I might be able to use that symbol as part of a signature line.  What's the Chinese symbol for Moobs?
 
 

UbiquitousBubba
 What's the Chinese symbol for Moobs?

bapu

UbiquitousBubba
 What's the Chinese symbol for Moobs?

I'll have to view this at home as at work I'm only getting tripple XXX's.
 
 
 
Wait....that definitely didn't come out right..... 

sumtimes this place gets xxx ya no???

Wheres the other one?

Starise
Wheres the other one?

It's there, it's just smaller than that one.
(they usually are)

bapu

Starise
Wheres the other one?

It's there, it's just smaller than that one.
(they usually are)

musicman100
blah blah blah
 
fla fla fle fle
 
babba booie babba booie

Are these the lyrics to the next CHB hit song?

craigb

musicman100
blah blah blah
 
fla fla fle fle
 
babba booie babba booie

Are these the lyrics to the next CHB hit song?

as featured on the Howard Stern show, no less

craigb

musicman100
blah blah blah
 
fla fla fle fle
 
babba booie babba booie

Are these the lyrics to the next CHB hit song?

Next?
 
Next?
 
Those are the lyrics I wrote for all but 3.5 of the CHB songs.

16 freaking hours ago???
 
the last post???
 
this is soooooooooooooooooooo yesterday .....
 
 
well I didnt see the previos postr
 
 
FORUM

SOFTWARE


BLOWS

musicman100
16 freaking hours ago???
 
the last post???
 
 
well I didnt see the previos postr
 
 

 

Mesh is da name, posting's da game.

musicman100
16 freaking hours ago???
 
the last post???
 
this is soooooooooooooooooooo yesterday .....
 
 
well I didnt see the previos postr
 
 
FORUM

SOFTWARE


BLOWS

This fred be screwed up by the forum SW. If you look on the CH page it says there be "21600 Replies" when this is one actually 21604.
 
So each new page doesn't show up for a few posts, but they be there if you click last post or change the page number in the URL.
 
I can't be arsed to fix it.

Are you shure it's broken and its not a "feature"?

I think it may be a conspiracy to keep us down.

It's very easy to get confused with all the features in here.....some view these double or even tripple posts as a bug/problem, where as in actuality, it encourages post count = feature. Another thing that's viewed negatively in here is about the actual content.......it speaks for itself and who could be really arse enough arsed to spleen it all?  

MeshAnother thing that's viewed negatively in here is about the actual content.......it speaks for itself and who could be really arse enough arsed to spleen it all?  

-1 to negativity

-1 to infinity and beyond

Pfffft.......negativity.....
 
 

What a terrible state of affairs!  

Old55
What a terrible state of affairs!  

Karen (ITHRN) sed she thought it safe to not have affairs.

bapu

Old55
What a terrible state of affairs!  

Karen (ITHRN) sed she thought it safe to not have affairs.

In which state wuz she in?

bapu

Old55
What a terrible state of affairs!  

Karen (ITHRN) sed she thought it safe to not have affairs.

Safe--but boring.  

I've seen this on other forums.  The mods obviously went and deleted a few replies so now this fred is forever dorked up (as if it wasn't before!).
 
Now it's up to YOU to go back and try to discover which replies were removed!!!

well my boob post is still safe...

There's a lot of boob posts in this fred.
 
(Or are there just a lot of posts by boobs?)

I'm betting that if we renamed it "the boob fred" we'd get more views.

drewfx1
I'm betting that if we renamed it "the boob fred" we'd get more views.

Dun!!!!

Or the fred will finally be flushed down that dirty toilet in the Coffee House bathroom...

no nothing is lower than this , well other than the regional sub forum, which is a ghost town..
 
I think boobs are healthy, Europeans aren't bothered by them, I saw them on German TV and at the schiwmbads all the time(well maybe not ALL the time) and  they are all over the paintings at the Louvre..
(

I wonder if the NSA/CIA/whatever Xtreme thingy is parsing this fred looking for terrorists/patriots/camp material.....
 
hoo boy are they CONFUSED...
 
 
 
 
 

just pardon my rambling postings ,I am just killing time waiting for my old TV shows to start...
The Night Gallery and Mission Impossible...
 
Speaking of Rod Serling , just listen to his dialog when he opens his show, especially the night gallery..
Prose and word smiths at its best, alliteration, verbal imagery, and 5 dollar words!!!
 

musicman100
just pardon my rambling postings ,I am just killing time waiting for my old TV shows to start...
The Night Gallery and Mission Impossible...
 
Speaking of Rod Serling , just listen to his dialog when he opens his show, especially the night gallery..
Prose and word smiths at its best, alliteration, verbal imagery, and 5 dollar words!!!
 

Good luck getting a remake of Night Gallery--but you will get Sharknado 2!  Maybe we can hope for Boobnado.  

I now know what puts the TURD in Saturday.  No one posting in this fred for over eight hours.