AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

daryl1968

See what happens to Beagles who try to take a monkey's becan?

Is that why he doesn't visit the FSF anymore???
 
I gnu it!!
 
 
That's what he gets for always saying "that's not a monkey"......

I had a monkey named, "Not a monkey" once.  It was really hard to introduce him to people.  I think he had an identity issue.

I named mine Dammit.  The neighbors must have loved it when he got loose outside and I had to call for him...

craigb
I named mine Dammit.  The neighbors must have loved it when he got loose outside and I had to call for him...

True story. My dad had a dog named Butch up until the time he married my mom. The dog stayed at home with my grandparents. My grandfather was constantly annoyed with Butch because when he came home from work Butch would be all excited to see him and jump at him. My grandfather woulds say, every time, "Butch you SOB* lay down". After a few years of that Butch did not respond to just his name "Butch"; you had to say "Butch you SOB*...."
 
 
*But fully worded out

Dammit, chased Beagle out of here?

the favourite from my troop is called Spank

daryl1968
the favourite from my troop is called Spank

That one wants to make me Shock my monkey.

I thought it was 3 posts on a new page b4 oui could see it......mebee they've upped the ante....

takes four
(not Take Five)
 

23,016 (now 23,017) posts and they felt the need to delete four of them?
 
Doesn't that make you want to go back and see if you can figure out which four?  Hehe...

craigb
But do your showers, bathes and walks violate the TOS?  If so, then they are probably far more interesting that expected!

They're pretty mundane--most of the time.  I don't think I'd be violating the TOS if I'm off line and in the shower.  

Black dog?

Old55
Black dog?

Happy Friday!!
 
To infinity and beyoooooooooondddddd!!!!

I'm working today. What's so Happy about it?

bapu
I'm working today. What's so Happy about it?

(I'm also working).........betterer than being an unhappy old sod no?

Now I've got that badger badger song running through my head!

craigb

Old55
Black dog?

I'd like to thank the academy and my agent and everyone in the CH who made this possible.  

Wow... 11(!) hours between posts??!
 
Just THINK of how many it might have been if I didn't stop to do a couple of drive-by posts on my way for a nap?

I could have typed black dog again, but it would have been redundant.  

Has FSF fallen out of favor?  

It seems "they" are not keeping up with FSF requirements.
 
Sad.
 
I imagine once you hit a million it's all downhill from there.

Ya!  

I think those bulbs are illegal in certain states.  

Old55
I think those bulbs are residents in certain states.  

Rednecked.

At least you don't need a hazmat team to get rid of them.  

Good.
 
FSF is dead.
 
Long live FSF.

Hip-hip, hoorah!  
 
Hip-hip, hoorah!  
 
Hooray For Capt. Spaulding.  

Hi!
 
Mike

This morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he go in my pajamas--I'll never know.  

Old55
At least you don't need a hazmat team   sledgehammerto get rid of them.  

McQ -ued
 
 
 
None so blind as those who cannot see....(not MMcq)

769 per chance?  

You Kanigut!  Fruit drop whopper.  

Old55
769 per chance?  

8675309
 

Well, the next page showed up for a while, now it's gone again.  

I'll make it appear......
 
 
voila!!!

now its back did someone get nuked?

Loop trick time?
 

musicman100
now its back did someone get nuked at the no nukes concert?

Mebee

Ah, we're back.  Nee!  

I went to one those concerts.  I didn't see a single kitchen appliance.  
 

Jan,
 
I did not go to any of those concerts. I watched The China Syndrome instead. And I was outraged.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
At how Michael Douglas, Jane Fonda and Jack Lemon could have signed up for such trite buulsheeet.

In China, do that have a movie called The America Syndrome?  

Old55
In China, do that have a movie called The America Syndrome?  

fnar fnar

When I was young and first watched China Syndrome, I thought it was suspenseful.  But as logic took over, I did see a lot of plot holes and thinly-veiled propaganda.   

Thank you for calling the FSF.  Please hold...

ewe have reached the FSF
 
please listen carefully as our menu has changed
 
for engrish press 1
 
 
otherwise hang up

whee only speak AMERICAN here (according to our potus, who said that's a language)***
 
 
for fear of violating our beloved TOS  I dared to speak the name which will not be mentioned

We want a shrubbery!  

 
How soon is now?

its too soon...
 
unless of course you are in a different time zone.. then its like umm, too late

Ok.  This one's actually accurate!