AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Old55
The whinery is upstairs.  
 
Good day everyone.  

whut r they whining about NOW? I cant be arsed to go upstairs and look...

I'm not arsin' you to look.  I'm too tired myself.  Maybe later.  

This seems like as good a day as any to push the boundaries of the TOS so, without any further ado, I offer you a blonde chick with a nice young pussy and a pair of blue boobies!
 
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(Still not sure what so many moderators have against nature anyway...)

Craig (itiyrn) the rebel pushing the envelope ...

musicman100
Craig (itiyrn) the rebel pushing the envelope ...

Ya!
 

   

Shameless http://forum.cakewalk.com/Summertime-m2910865.aspx
 
The current Mrs Daryl1968 and me 

daryl1968
Shameless http://forum.cakewalk.com/Summertime-m2910865.aspx
 
The current Mrs Daryl1968 and me 

Still keeping those options open I see.

One more page and this fred craps out 3 times over.

ok hear ewe geaux
 

drewfx1
One more page and this fred craps out 3 times over.

this fred has been crap since page 1

Arsene wenger. 

Three Irishmen walk past a bar...

The bar was closed for renovations?

I'm all set for my Halloween costume 
 

daryl1968
I'm all set for my Halloween costume 
 

So you're Pete Best or Klaus Voorman?
 
I get them cornfused sumthymes.

daryl1968
I'm all set for my Halloween costume 
 

The bass is wrong.
 
Paul (ITHRN) used a real lefty Haffler Bazz.

bapu

daryl1968
I'm all set for my Halloween costume 
 

The bass is wrong.
 
Paul (ITHRN) used a real lefty Haffler Bazz.

So you tend to notice when knobs are in the wrong place, ya?
 
(Like when they come down from upstairs and post in the Coffee House?)

Just popping in to say "Hey Y'all."
 
And to add a +1. 
For what? (shrugs) I donno.
 
Mike.

chefmike8888
Just popping in to say "Hey Y'all."
 
And to add a +1. 
For what? (shrugs) I donno.
 
Mike.

With the no longer 1 minute delay between post you could +1,000,000 if you'd like.

bapu

chefmike8888
Just popping in to say "Hey Y'all."
 
And to add a +1. 
For what? (shrugs) I donno.
 
Mike.

With the no longer 1 minute delay between post you could +1,000,000 if you'd like.

Maybe for you, but I still run into that delay all the time.
 
(Of course, I've been told before that I'm too quick, but I'm still not sure how my dates heard about my forum posting habits...)

craigb
(Of course, I've been told before that I'm too quick, but I'm still not sure how my dates heard about my forum posting habits...)

fnar fnar

Hi, CheffMike!  

Time to break out the band!
 

craigb
Time to break out the band!
 

Why, are they incarcerated?  

If you dressed like that and carried a loaded accordian, wouldn't you be?

  They would be in a different institution then.  

Good morning craigb (ITYRN)

 
 

1. Is it good if

a vacuum really sucks?
 

2. Why is the third hand

on the watch

called the second hand?
 

3. If a word is misspelled

in the dictionary,

how would we ever know?
 

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary,

where did he find the words?
 

5. Why do we say something is out of whack?

What is a whack?
 

6. Why does "slow down" and

"slow up" mean the same thing?
 

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance"

mean the same thing?
 

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
 

9. Why do we sing

"Take me out to the ball game"

when we are already there?
 

10. Why are they called " stands"

when they are made for sitting?
 

11. Why is it called "after dark"

when it really is "after light"?
 

12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"

make the unexpected expected?
 

13.. Why are a "wise man" and

a "wise guy" opposites?
 

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee"

mean opposite things?
 

15. Why is "phonics"

not spelled

the way it sounds?
 

16. If work is so terrific,

why do they have to pay you to do it?
 

17.. If all the world is a stage,

where is the audience sitting?
 

18. If love is blind,

why is lingerie so popular?
 

19. If you are cross-eyed

and have dyslexia,

can you read all right?
 

20. Why is bra singular

and panties plural?
 

21.. Why do you press harder

on the buttons of a remote control

when you know the batteries are dead?
 

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags

and garments in a suitcase?
 

23. How come abbreviated

is such a long word?
 

24. Why do we wash bath towels?

Aren't we clean when we use them?
 

25.. Why doesn't glue

stick to the inside of the bottle?
 

26. Why do they call it a TV set

when you only have one?
 

27. Christmas

- What other time of the year

do you sit in front of a dead tree

and eat candy out of your socks?

Top O' the marnin to yaz mates!!

 

TWENTY PAINFULLY AWKWARD ALBUM COVERS
 
 
http://www.stereotude.com...226?utm_source=taboola
 

Painfully awkward is right.  

daryl1968

Awwwwww......poor wittle Kanga......
No more Hip-Hop....

daryl1968
Shameless http://forum.cakewalk.com/Summertime-m2910865.aspx
 
The current Mrs Daryl1968 and me 

Will give it a listen at home........

this fred stuck?

daryl1968
this fred suck?

cornrected

Oh, and Hi Karyn!
 
(I'm on SVT - Standard Vampire Time.  )

un-stuck fred.

Hey, page 777!!.......my 3 favorite numbers.

But we're stuck in 23K posts.
 
I watched Looper last night and now I know what The FSF looks like to an outsider.

bapu
But we're stuck in 23K posts.
 
I watched Looper last night and now I know what The FSF looks like to an outsider.

are you sure you weren't watching The Walking Dead?

Shouldn't there be a jackpot for getting 777?

craigb
Shouldn't there be a jackpot for getting 777?

X3?
 
 

I like 'roos--and wallabies, too.  

I bet you even like Koalas!

And wombats!

Are we still on 777?
 
 
 
 
The FSF is dead.
 
 
 
 
 
Let it be.......

Let it be what?   A koala?

Gee, I wonder if Daryl likes koalas.  They're not bears, you know.  

I like koala's.
 

I was sure this fred was dead.
 
Oh wait, I just reread the entire thing and I have sussed it out.
 
FSF is dead. Long live FSF.
 

I like Koala's - 

Mesh
I like koala's.
 

 
I like koala's - are they having a gang bang?

daryl1968
I like Koala's - 

Mesh
I like koala's.
 

 
I like koala's - are they having a gang bang?

Nooooo silly, they're just posing for the camera.
 
 

Mesh

daryl1968
I like Koala's - 

Mesh
I like koala's.
 

 
I like koala's - are they having a gang bang?

Nooooo silly, they're just posing for the camera.
 
 

looks like Koala porn to me mate

Mesh

daryl1968
I like Koala's - 

Mesh
I like koala's.
 

 
I like koala's - are they having a gang bang?

Nooooo silly, they're just posing for the camera.

Actually, they were on the Log Ride at Knott's Berry Farm when the picture was taken but someone thought they would PhotoShop in a better background for them.
 

 
(If I can find the right angle I might just recreate the "original" picture for ya!  )