Old55
Happy Bad Poetry Day!
I received a card in honor of this special day. Here's what it said...
"Roses are dead
'cuz you picked 'em last August
You may not be wise,
but you are the baldest
Your hide is like blubber
All around you lament
that your body fat
is nearly 100 per cent
Your moobs are epic
in scale and proportion
The sight of your carcass
is the worst sort of misfortune
Internet searches
on this subject all say
that you are the pinnacle
of Entropy, rot , and decay"
Wow. Hallmark has a card for everything.