AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

UbiquitousBubba

Old55
Happy Bad Poetry Day!  
 
 

I received a card in honor of this special day. Here's what it said...
 
"Roses are dead
'cuz you picked 'em last August
You may not be wise,
but you are the baldest
Your hide is like blubber
All around you lament
that your body fat
is nearly 100 per cent
 
Your moobs are epic
in scale and proportion
The sight of your carcass
is the worst sort of misfortune
Internet searches
on this subject all say
that you are the pinnacle
of Entropy, rot , and decay"
 
Wow. Hallmark has a card for everything.

I like get well cards.

I usually get the "Get Stuck in a Well" cards.
 
Lassie has a strange sense of humor.

craigb
Oh no!!!  It's morning!  AND MONDAY??!!
 
Forget this, I'm going back to bed!!! 

 
Told you. You never believe me.

jamesg1213

craigb
Oh no!!!  It's morning!  AND MONDAY??!!
 
Forget this, I'm going back to bed!!! 

 
Told you. You never believe me.

Good afternoon!!

Is it the crack of noon yet?

Looks like I cracked another TOP anyway.  That always helps! 

Athletic cup?

bapu
Athletic cup?

Wrong fred, you want the supporters topic. 

craigb
Is it the crack of noon yet?

Didn't Ben Dover................want to see the dark side of the moon?

craigb
Is it the crack of noon yet?

Peter Noone?
 
I certainly hope not.

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba

Old55
Happy Bad Poetry Day!  
 
 

I received a card in honor of this special day. Here's what it said...
 
"Roses are dead
'cuz you picked 'em last August
You may not be wise,
but you are the baldest
Your hide is like blubber
All around you lament
that your body fat
is nearly 100 per cent
 
Your moobs are epic
in scale and proportion
The sight of your carcass
is the worst sort of misfortune
Internet searches
on this subject all say
that you are the pinnacle
of Entropy, rot , and decay"
 
Wow. Hallmark has a card for everything.

I like get well cards.

Here in California, "get well" cards are taking on a whole new meaning thanks to the drought.  

Oi caant know it.

It was never meant to be known.

Good Morning James!!

James:  Hedge Fund Manager.

Good day to all of you. 

craigb

That's one schizophrenic cat! 
 
Edit for typo. 

Schizophrenia is only a state of mind........

Old55
Good day to all of you. 

And to you :). I saw the forum monkeys working.

craigb
James:  Hedge Fund Manager.

Hedge of Darkness.
Back to the Fuchsia.
The Lawn Ranger.
I'm a Right Sow and Sow.
Special Branch.

Mesh
Schizophrenia is only a state of minds........

Correct it, we did. 

Makzimia

Old55
Good day to all of you. 

And to you :). I saw the forum monkeys working.

It keeps us off the street and out of trouble--well, off the streets, anyway. 

Old55

Makzimia

Old55
Good day to all of you. 

And to you :). I saw the forum monkeys working.

It keeps us off the street and out of trouble--well, off the streets, anyway. 

Great name for a band!!! (especially knowing the long history behind the FSF.......big behind at that)

jamesg1213

craigb
James:  Hedge Fund Manager.

Hedge of Darkness.
Back to the Fuchsia.
The Lawn Ranger.
I'm a Right Sow and Sow.
Special Branch.

Leave it to you!
Pruned response.
Edging Bush in Edinburgh.
Stuck in Limb-o.
Casaverde.
Ferned.
 

Bush Hour. 
Ficus Club. 
Spruce Almighty. 
Gourdians Of The Galaxy. 
Where's Papaya? 

Hose Encounters
Jungle Book
The Longest Yard
The Green Mile
Forest Dump
 
Bramble On
Black Dogwood
Over the Hills and Farm Away
 

Planet Of The Grapes.  
Seed.  
Compostman Always Rings Twice.  
A Seedcart Named Desire.  
Citizen Cane.  

The Hedgenator
Drudge Edge
The Transplanter
Top Seed
The Ivy Creeps
Soil Man
Grating Places
48 Flowers
Aerator
Lawnmower Man
Trimmers
 

I see this rat hole hasn't changed one iota....
 
 
 
 
 
 
but it does kinda grow on you,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
like a rash ....
 
 
 

Hiya MM!!!

Woots gnu wit ewe?

Apparently, he's got a rash.
 
Bapu has a cream for that.

MM's got a rash,
Mooch has got an itch,
Bapu's got the cream
 
It's all going down here......
 
FSF, your one stop shop!!!

Mesh

Holy crap that looks good! 

The question is where can you find tacos like that??
 
 

Everything goes better with bacon... well, almost everything?. A bacon sundae... really Dennys?.

Nothing changes.
Everything changes.
Change is inevitable.
Spare change?
 

Cha...cha.....cha.....Changes......

Star Anise Wars
Butch Cassidy & The Sunflower Kid
Lawn Mower Blade Runner
Hoe Alone
Plant Of The Apes

Green Acres (oh, wait...)

Good..........day James!!
 

Bacon! Now that I have your attention.. good morning one and all. I am in melt down mode, so, I'll be over there ---->.

Makzimia
Bacon! Now that I have your attention.. good morning one and all. I am in melt down mode, so, I'll be over there ---->.

Good morning Makzimia!!
 
Over where? BECAN LAND?
(BTW, the correct way to spell "bacon" in the CH is BECAN)

Becan land it is, with melted cheese at the moment... 

Makzimia
Becan land it is, with melted cheese at the moment... 

I hear ya and I'm with ya on that!! (Just add your favorite Lager to complete this meal)

Mmmm...yummmm.  Happy Thursday, everyone. 

Mesh, as much as that becan delight is making my mouth water... my waist is saying NO NO NO !!!! :). 

Old55
Mmmm...yummmm.  Happy Thursday, everyone. 

How are things in Californiashire on this fine Thursday morning?
It's mighty hot & humid in these neck of the woods......97 or so degrees.

Makzimia
Mesh, as much as that becan delight is making my mouth water... my waist is saying NO NO NO !!!! :). 

Rules of Becan:
 
1) Eat more Becan
2) NEVER EVER listen to your waist nor talk about the Becan Club!!
3) See Rule #1
 
 

 Noted sir!.....

Another happy Becan member!!
 

I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
 
 
Well, it was just collecting dust.

jamesg1213
I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
 
 
Well, it was just collecting dust.

chortle....
 

Mesh

Old55
Mmmm...yummmm.  Happy Thursday, everyone. 

How are things in Californiashire on this fine Thursday morning?
It's mighty hot & humid in these neck of the woods......97 or so degrees.

It's a nice Friday Eve, here.  It's warm(85) and slightly humid.  No rain here, but they may have a few T-storms up in the mountains. 
I don't do well in hot and humid.  Good luck with that. 

Mesh

Makzimia
Mesh, as much as that becan delight is making my mouth water... my waist is saying NO NO NO !!!! :). 

Rules of Becan:
 
1) Eat more Becan
2) NEVER EVER listen to your waist!!
3) See Rule #1
 
 

Shouldn't "you do not talk about Becan Club" be in there? 

Old55

Mesh

Makzimia
Mesh, as much as that becan delight is making my mouth water... my waist is saying NO NO NO !!!! :). 

Rules of Becan:
 
1) Eat more Becan
2) NEVER EVER listen to your waist!!
3) See Rule #1
 
 

Shouldn't "you do not talk about Becan Club" be in there? 

Amended in OP for posterior porpoises!!