AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Mesh
Monkey sea, monkey dew.

Fixed

I once tried to market a soft drink named Monkey Dew. It didn't go as well as you might have expected. Given the fitness crazes lauding the benefits of natural ingredients as well as the popularity of monkeys, I thought the public would jump at the chance to guzzle down mass quantities of carbonated monkey sweat. 
 
Let's just say that facing down a pack of PETA, ASPCA, EPA, & RIAA lawyers should not be on anyone's bucket list. I'm not sure why the RIAA was involved, but they seemed to enjoy themselves. All I can really say about the experience now is that you do not want to visit the factory. For future reference, monkeys generally don't relish watching Richard Simmons' "Sweating to the Oldies" 24 hours a day. 

Were any monkeys "used for testing purposes"? 

I have no recollection of that, Senator.

Anyone seen Bonzo around?
Seems to be missing......

I think his promotion to Foreman went to his head. I don't know why, but he seemed obsessed with capturing Charlton Heston. 

Found him......
 

This piece of crap fred is broken!
 
I've been ripped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a good thing that no one knows about Bapu's Mon(k)ey Back Guarantee. 
 
Uh oh.

drewfx1
This piece of crap fred is broken!
 
I've been ripped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better do some fakebook and tweeter dataum entree imputs over dat

Close call,  the fred nearly slipped of the first paige..
 
 
 
Good morning everyone.

Karyn
Close call,  the fred nearly slipped of the first paige..
 
 
 
Good morning everyone.

Good morning Karyn!!
Yes, this Fred has great potential...... 

Karyn
Close call,  the fred nearly slipped of the first paige..
 
 
 
Good morning everyone.

 

Maybe this abomination will slip off the face of the earth???? 
 
Top of the day to ewe, Karyn.

We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

Mesh, this fred is glueten free
 
Eat all you want.

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

That's because when it comes to being the worst fred ever, this juan is by far the biggest and the best.

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Karyn

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Wood it violate the TOS if I axed the following question?:
 
"Is it true that if this fred dies it will be reincarnated as a gnu fred somewhere else?" 

drewfx1

Karyn

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Wood it violate the TOS if I axed the following question?:
 
"Is it true that if this fred dies it will be reincarnated as a gnu fred somewhere else?" 

Prolly just come back as a cow.

bapu
Prolly just come back as a cow.

A giant flying pig wood be better.
 

 
Giant flying becan for everyone!!!

Moo it on over
Moo over little dog
A big old cow is mooing in

Pigs In Fog?

Karyn

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Go Ahead
 
I DOUBLE DOG DARE EWE TO LOCK THIS THREAD!!!

Let all ye that traveleth within this FSF not to forget the Golden Rules:
 

 
 

Mesh
Let all ye that traveleth within this FSF not to forget the Golden Rules:
 

 
 

Does Turkey bacon count?
 
I eat Turkey Bacon because its healthier
 
less fat 
 
and it tastes good

Blazfemur

musicman100

Mesh
Let all ye that traveleth within this FSF not to forget the Golden Rules:
 

 
 

Does Turkey bacon count?
 
I eat Turkey Bacon because its healthier
 
less fat 
 
and it tastes good

Sea rulez #7.

musicman100

Karyn

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Go Ahead
 
I DOUBLE DOG DARE EWE TO LOCK THIS THREAD!!!

I don't post here anymore so it wouldn't even matter to me.
 
I do think however if a thread was started just for people to pad their post counts this thread could keep it's worthwhile content and continue forward.
 
Hang on a minute though this fred is that fred!
 
Anyhow I'll keep those thoughts for another thread rather than post them here.

Good work Jonbouy.
 
This fred needs no further input.
 
All udder tripe should be posted in the udder fred.
 
Immeegee-itlee.

This post is worthwhile content btw.
 
I refuse to post drivel here anymore.

musicman100

Karyn

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Go Ahead
 
I DOUBLE DOG DARE EWE TO LOCK THIS THREAD!!!

Well, as you double dared me, I double locked it!!  HA!!
 
 
 
 
 
Unfortunately that just resulted in it being unlocked again..

 
I hate to bring the bad news:
 
This thread (wrongly known as fred or forum super fred) is becoming too big.
The sheer gravity of this thread (wrongly known as fred or forum super fred) will cause it to attract other threads (wrongly known as freds) and act as a black forum hole. It will suck every other thread (wrongly known as fred) into it. No escape possible.
 
It is time to counter balance this with an anti-thread (wrongly known anty-fred).
It does anti matter.
 

Karyn

musicman100

Karyn

Mesh
We must be all gluttons for punishment.....everyday we make time to post something in this Fred, but yet bash it to...........well, it just won't die.

I could try locking it for a while to see if that helps?

Go Ahead
 
I DOUBLE DOG DARE EWE TO LOCK THIS THREAD!!!

Well, as you double dared me, I double locked it!!  HA!!
 
 
 
 
 
Unfortunately that just resulted in it being unlocked again..

I thought I noticed a disturbance in the force when you did that,,,
 
 
 
 
but it was just gas from a  bean burrito taco I ate earlier..

Aunty Fred...  hmmm

Ma-Ma is Aunty Fred?
 
It just gets weirder and weirder innit?

bapu
Ma-Ma is Aunty Fred?
 
It just gets weirder and weirder innit?

Zonno
It is time to counter balance this with an anti-thread (wrongly known aunty-fred).

Blame Zonno...

Dear Diary
 
Day 2.  I wonder if they'll remember to feed me today.  I managed to spill the small cup of water they left for me.  At least I assume it was water,  I never got to find out.
 
The battery is running low on my iPhone, but there's no signal here anyway.

I see Karyn got upgraded to solitary confinement. 
 
I'm trying not to be too jealous. 

She got wa wa. Me no get wa wa.

That's because you play a bass. Guitarists get a wah, along with an extensive assortment of other pedals. You just plug in to the amp.

UbiquitousBubba
 You just plug in to the amp.

oh great,  now you've done it.  We agreed not to tell him that part.

At least I didn't tell him to plug in the power cord on the amp.
 
Uh oh. I need to go check the circuit breakers. BRB

Bapu plays bass??
 
 
 

this thread ALMOST slipped on a banana peel and fell off the face of the earth****************
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
************ also known as the first or top page of a forum
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
so who posted to return it back to page won?????????????

Mesh
Bapu plays bass??

 
 
Momma sang tenor???

So, she gets solitary confinement and credit for saving the FSF?
 
My anti-jealousy campaign is not going well.

UbiquitousBubba
So, she gets solitary confinement and credit for saving the FSF?
 
My anti-jealousy campaign is not going well.

Just FYI: Forum Hosing is just not what it's quacked up to be......

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba
So, she gets solitary confinement and credit for saving the FSF?
 
My anti-jealousy campaign is not going well.

Just FYI: Forum Hosing is just not what it's quacked up to be......

 
 

Juicy Fruit anyone?
 

 

25Sents?
 
25Cents?
 
I used to pay 5Sents for pack of that stuff.

bapu
25Sents?
 
25Cents?
 
I used to pay 5Sents for pack of that stuff.

Used or gnu?

does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Gnu tittle in this post

bapu
Gnu tittle in this post

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
 

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time

Mesh

bapu
Gnu tittle in this post

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
 

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time
 
until Ma Ma comes along
to change the words to this song

Hosted

Me finks Solid Contaminant is a betterer tittle.....