AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

I cannae make that link fing werk. Dunno why.

Anyway, posted anuvver song.
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com...ham-Lace-m3149389.aspx

New update for Sonar Platypus...it's Sonar Platypus X4 woohoo!

I've got a fever...

I noticed I can get Sonar thingy member ship free. Whare do I sign up and do I have to sign anything?

Bill are you willing to pay the postage and Jonbouy taxes and fees?

I feel left out.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Better put it back in, next to right.

bapu
Bill are you willing to pay the postage and Jonbouy taxes and fleas?

Hmmm  I will have to think about paying for postage and I already paid Stummy taxes plus I already have fleas 

Can anyone see me?
 
Hello!?

Hay......
 
Wears Jaymes?

bayoubill
I noticed I can get Sonar thingy member ship free. Whare do I sign up and do I have to sign anything?

Signing is only required for the hearing impaired Bill.
 
HTH. 

HUH? 

You know, "Signing."
 

 
I think this one is talking about rabbit sex, though I could be mistaken...

craigb

You know, "Signing."
 

 
I think this one is talking about rabbit sex, though I could be mistaken...

I have used all the above for different reasons mostly on older women   .....mostly . . .

Yes.  Older women like rabbits.

Am I too late to get my free upgrade to Platinum?

Royal Yaksman
Am I too late to get my free upgrade to Platinum?

You're here. That's what you get in another 4820 posts (at least that's what it used to be called).

Jo reggelt. Hogy vagy?

jamesg1213
Jo reggelt. Hogy vagy?

morning to ewe James also
minden jó

DANGER DANGER
 
WARNING!
 
THE FSF IS UNDER ATTACK!
I REPEAT, THE FSF IS UNDER ATTACK!
 
A fred upstairs (I've decided to call it "the Zappa fred") is growing at a rate of more than 10 times the rate of the FSF!!!
 
It's also much more repetitive than the FSF ever was, even in full loop mode!!!
 
And more stupiderer* too!!!
 
 
I recommend we raise the FSF threat level to ARSECON 5.
 
 
 
 
* hence the Zappa designation

Also, it's a sticky fred, so it doesn't have to waste resources on dirty, sticky posts to keep it on the first page.

Arse

Can I still say arse in this fred?
 

What about Daryk's relatives?
 

Should we discuss their highlights?
 

Can we?
 

bapu
Can I still say arse in this fred?
 

or p***S
or T**s
or C***
????????

** ***, *** ** *** *** ******** ** ****, gosh!

Hot rats!

Hey drewfx1,
 
It takes a whole development team to create a product that creates a fred to try and best this one.
 
We did it (so far) on arse, black dog, monkeys, TOPS and Daryk's Uncle's HUGE CO.....
 
Never mind.

Yes but they kinda stole our formula of inane repetitive posts but without the incessant good nature and all of the other, er, redeeming qualities of the FSF.
 
Even Anderton is starting to fray around the edges a little up there.

'Tis why I stay down here.

3...
 

2...
 

1...
 

TOPs for the money! 
 
(The crowd goes wild.)
 

 

 
Wild is relative. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ok, this relative is a bit wild.
 

Einstein's little known theory of Relative Wildness? 

To be fair, he was referring to his cousin, Gunther "Speed Bump" Einstein.
 

 
When asked about this unfinished theory, Stephen Hawking remarked that Einstein clearly still had a lot of explaining to do.

Just like Lucy?

bapu
Just like Lucy?

Just came from Reddit
saw something disturbing
Lucy in the nude, north of her navel when she was younger
I cannot watch the show anymore without feeling sad
 

She was a looker in her younger days. You know BC (Before Comedy).

bapu
She was a looker in her younger days. You know BC (Before Comedy).

(Considering that MM saw her nude.......I totally misread that as):
 
She was a hooker in her younger days.
 
 
 
(Eye knead mo cofy)
 
 
 

http://forum.cakewalk.com/Why-do-manufacturers-still-print-As-Seen-On-TV-on-packaging-m3153074.aspx
 

As soon as I see that As Seen On TV logo on a box, I'm immediately alerted to the fact that worthless junk is contained inside

 
 
The FSF

The IFATIRADITWT (Institute For All That Is Right And Decent In The World Today) has issued a warning that attempting to binge-watch the FSF may result in permanent mental damage. The Surgeon General responded with, "Duh!"
 
It appears that he got up through page 573 yesterday.

The FSF is an infomercial? Brilliant!!
 
Even the Flight Safety Foundation is promoting the FSF.
 
 

 
 
 
 

Safety first. Well, we start with coffee and becan. After that, it's all about safety. Okay, it's about safety and good music. So, safety is in the top 5. It's well within the top 10 at least. Certainly, it's right up there with taking a good selfie. To be sure, let's say it's within the top 20 just below fist bumping without looking like a complete dork. Oh, there's also finding the remote where you left it on the arm of the recliner. Safety is definitely in the top 40. Absolutely. There's no question about that. Well, it's in the top 100, at least. 
 
 

All those are tied together UB.......they even made a song for it.........Safety Dance.

I generally perform a safety head nod. It's a lot less effort than a dance and it doesn't tend to result in legal action. 

Most of me is safety pinned these days else I'd leave bits o me all over town.

UbiquitousBubba
I generally perform a safety head nod. It's a lot less effort than a dance and it doesn't tend to result in legal action. 

146.
 

jamesg1213
146.

The number of title changes I'll do today?

bapu

jamesg1213
146.

The number of shameless plugs posts dedicated to Paulo I'll do today?

Fractionalized.

I like the tittle changes
 
it helps keep this place from becoming a stale, staid, boring,full of monkey poo, black dog arse ,shameful plug DUC type forum post(or GS or KVR, or HC, or the lucy ball nakkid fan klub forum, etc)

Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
Arse.

TMI on that Lucy Ball klub...........my i's just got droopy weeding that.

Posting-moderate-amounts-of-posts-is-linked-to-reduced-risk-of-FSF-failure

 
I thought the FSF already failed a tousand or so pages ago.
 
Or are we grading on an FSF curve now?

I lost my curves long ago

Reading the FSF sure makes figuring out those large Moog's look easy doesn't it?