AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Human?
 

Hummus?
 

Humana?
 

Habitat for Humanna?
 

Sum udder race?
 

bapu
Sum udder race?
 

bapu
Sum udder race?
 

ya gonna MILK this for all its worth, Bapsi??

Hey!! Who get's da TOP??
 
 
Congrats MM!!!
 
1300 Paiges and counting.....

thank ewe for setting me up for the fabled infamous T.O.P.S

Mesh
Hey!! Who get's da TOP??

Mesh
Hey!! Who get's da TOP??

lil ole me

Mesh
Hey!! Who get's da TOP??

Mesh
Hey!! Who get's da TOP??

lil ole me

Ole MM100, aka CRA$H DAWG, aka Hammond Iggly

Ham N Egz
HEY MESH
whuts fer LUNCH??
 
I dined on homemade Seafood/Chicken GUMBO
 

I dinnt brang any lunch.....
 
Wife sez I needs to eat healthy (or no Becan this weekend)
 
I fink Ima havin a doule becan chez boiger......whiff large fries.....chocolate shake......AND a diet coke!!!  

Mesh
I fink Ima havin a doule becan chez boiger......whiff large fries.....chocolate shake......AND a diet coke!!!  

The diet coke balances it ALL out, I'd say.

Mesh

Ham N Egz
HEY MESH
whuts fer LUNCH??
 
I dined on homemade Seafood/Chicken GUMBO
 

I dinnt brang any lunch.....
 
Wife sez I needs to eat healthy (or no Becan this weekend)
 
I fink Ima havin a doule becan chez boiger......whiff large fries.....chocolate shake......AND a diet coke!!!  

well thats healthful, 

We
 

need to
 

get off this
 

page as soon as 
 

POSSIBLE
 

Ham N Egz

bapu
Sum udder race?
 

bapu
Sum udder race?
 

ya gonna MILK this for all its worth, Bapsi??

Nope, just sucking the teet we call FSF

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz
HEY MESH
whuts fer LUNCH??
 
I dined on homemade Seafood/Chicken GUMBO
 

I dinnt brang any lunch.....
 
Wife sez I needs to eat healthy (or no Becan this weekend)
 
I fink Ima havin a doule becan chez boiger......whiff large fries.....chocolate shake......AND a diet coke!!!  

well thats healthful, 

Yes......I'm a bit of a healthy rebel.......she knowz dats how I rollz. 

bapu
What's the point of being a fred if being a fred means being less of a fred than I once was?

There must be a point to that question! I'll have to ask Harry Nilsson!

Welcome Mosh.....is this your first post in the FSF?
 
As you can see, there's plenty of room for...............

4 whut?

Ham N Egz
4 whut?

I left it up to ewes

Mesh

Ham N Egz
4 whut?

I left it up to ewes

maybee a healthy bacon sandwich SLATHERED with mayo, tomatoes, between RYE or Pumpernickel 

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz
4 whut?

I left it up to ewes

maybee a healthy bacon sandwich SLATHERED with mayo, tomatoes, between RYE or Pumpernickel 

I hadz summin likes dat.......and was pleasantly surprised (for fast food)........regular coke & mini Frosty as well.

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz
4 whut?

I left it up to ewes

maybee a healthy bacon sandwich SLATHERED with mayo, tomatoes, between RYE or Pumpernickel 

I hadz summin likes dat.......and was pleasantly surprised (for fast food)........regular coke & mini Frosty as well.

then ewe dont want to read this
 
Calories From Fat 350Total Fat (g) 39Saturated Fat (g) 16

Trans Fat (g) 1.5Polyunsaturated Fat (g) 7Monounsaturated Fat (g) 14

Cholesterol (mg) 125Sodium (mg) 1290

Potassium (mg) 550Carbohydrates (g) 37Sugar (g) 6Vitamin A (%DV) 20Vitamin C (%DV) 15Calcium (%DV) 15Iron (%DV) 30

 dats just da bourger,
 
but I must admt
it looks TASTY

Oh I don't mind reading all that stuff........since I'm not overweight, it actually doesn't bother me at all. This probably tastes good BECAUSE of all that stuff.......it certainly was yammy.
 
The good lady just worries about me (Bless her heart), and doesn't want me to kick the bucket sooner than its necessary.
 

I don't eat blew cheese. I have the taste buds of a finicky five year old. I wear them on Halloween.
 
Instead, I eat all four kinds of cheese: Cheddar, Mozzarella, American, & Velveeta. If all else fails, I'll settle for Swiss. I eat both kinds of becan: Hickory Smoked & Maple Cured. 
 
Nutritionists cry after talking with me. 

UbiquitousBubba
I don't eat blew cheese. I have the taste buds of a finicky five year old. I wear them on Halloween.
 
Instead, I eat all four kinds of cheese: Cheddar, Mozzarella, American, & Velveeta. If all else fails, I'll settle for Swiss. I eat both kinds of becan: Hickory Smoked & Maple Cured. 
 
Nutritionists cry after talking with me. 

Generally, I also don't care for bleu cheese (even as sprinkles when forraging in the garden)......luckily, this samich didn't have that yucky bleu cheese flavor.
Mozzarella is my fav., but will also eat the others.
 
I just don't bother talking to nutritionists, doctors, lawyers, car mechanics, and salesmen........all are crooks. 
 
 

UbiquitousBubba
I don't eat blew cheese. I have the taste buds of a finicky five year old. I wear them on Halloween.
 
Instead, I eat all four kinds of cheese: Cheddar, Mozzarella, American, & Velveeta. If all else fails, I'll settle for Swiss. I eat both kinds of becan: Hickory Smoked & Maple Cured. 
 
Nutritionists cry after talking with me. 

 
you know Velveeta is knot reel cheese, don't ewe?
dont include it with the udder three

I don't know much, but I do know it tastes great on macaroni. 

Page 1,300 is all well and good, but I still believe page 928 captures the full essence of the FSF.
 
Click here for proof!
 
 

I'd just like to get reply #39000 in 

Jonesey gets the TOP!!!
 
Well done mate.....now, you're an honourary member!!  

Getting the TOP in the FSF is an example of how one can be a winner and still feel the emptiness within.
 
I'm hungry. 

Bristol_Jonesey
I'd just like to get reply #39000 in 

Now 50000 will be the next really big prize. 40K. pfft. 45k. meh.

bapu

Bristol_Jonesey
I'd just like to get reply #39000 in 

Now 50000 will be the next really big prize. 40K. pfft. 45k. meh.

Oooo ooo oooo.....wuts da prize?
 

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple
of
beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in  Arizona , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Ewe also get to play in 18 holes.

Heyyyyyyy.... "I" got reply #39000!  (And was even generous enough not to grab the easy TOP!)
 
Where's my prize???

craigb
Heyyyyyyy.... "I" got reply #39000!  (And was even generous enough not to grab the easy TOP!)
 
Where's my prize???

Ewe get to dew a duet with Bapu & his moobs?
 
 
 
 
 
......or would that be trio or Fab Four?

craigb
Heyyyyyyy.... "I" got reply #39000!  (And was even generous enough not to grab the easy TOP!)
 
Where's my prize???

You want the booby, errrm mooby prize?

I'm getting ready to start my weekend......
 
Have a Great Weekend fellas & felines.

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las post wuz 17 hours ago
everybody must have gotten a life ....

Ham N Egz
las post wuz 17 hours ago
everybody must have gotten a life ....

Yeah, when I'm 62
 
Oh wait, I Am.

God, am I ever late to this party! Does anybody have any idea what this thread is about?
 
I think we should name it the Hela Cell thread: 
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeLa
 
Cheers,
 
Bert

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple
of
beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in  Arizona , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
 
(Digression)
 
"You didn't do it half as good as Jack Nicklaus"/60's golf groupie
 
"So I guess I'd better call Jack Nicklaus and find out what's par for this hole!"
Arnold Palmer/1964

Bert Guy
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple
of
beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in  Arizona , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
(Digression)
 
"You didn't do it half as good as Jack Nicklaus"/60's golf groupie
 
"So I guess I'd better call Jack Nicklaus and find out what's par for this hole!"
Arnold Palmer/1964

I posted this a few pages back,
 
you must be new here,
 
first thing you are required to do is read EVERY page of this thread,
 
 
to avoid duplication of a post
 

128.
 
No, I don't.

Bert Guy
God, am I ever late to this party! Does anybody have any idea what this thread is about?
 
I think we should name it the Hela Cell thread: 
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeLa
 
Cheers,
 
Bert

We started out with arse.
 
That begat Black Dog.
 
Which begat monkeys, kittens and then the distinction of Daryl's relations.
 
And then it went downhill from there.
 
 
BTW, you can skip pages 11 & 14. The bottom of page 46 is our highlight and for the love of all that is good, read page 469.

jamesg1213
128.
 
No, I don't.

Good girls don't.
But I do.

Ham N Egz

Bert Guy
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple
of
beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in  Arizona , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
(Digression)
 
"You didn't do it half as good as Jack Nicklaus"/60's golf groupie
 
"So I guess I'd better call Jack Nicklaus and find out what's par for this hole!"
Arnold Palmer/1964

I posted this a few pages back,
 
you must be new here,
 
first thing you are required to do is read EVERY page of this thread,
 
 
to avoid duplication of a post
 

Hi HnE,
 
I don't think you read every line of my post.
 
Bert

Bert Guy

Ham N Egz

Bert Guy
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple
of
beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in  Arizona , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
(Digression)
 
"You didn't do it half as good as Jack Nicklaus"/60's golf groupie
 
"So I guess I'd better call Jack Nicklaus and find out what's par for this hole!"
Arnold Palmer/1964

I posted this a few pages back,
 
you must be new here,
 
first thing you are required to do is read EVERY page of this thread,
 
 
to avoid duplication of a post
 

Hi HnE,
 
I don't think you read every line of my post.
 
Bert

It's a fact that HnE (aka musicman100, aka CRA$H DAWG, aka George) never reads any line of a post. He thinks they're all pictures.