AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Mmm... Fishsticks...

 
 
 

It's a fact that HnE (aka musicman100, aka CRA$H DAWG, aka George) never reads any line of a post. He thinks they're all pictures.

\

 
I am rich enough that I can pay people to read them for me,
 
or
 
 
 
 
 
just wait for a few posts to repeat everything

A pathetic waste of three posts...

A pathetic waste of three posts...

A pathetic waste of three posts...

Just so I can get another TOP.
 
Ahhh!
 

This Fred continues to get fishieyer everyday! ......Now I Am hungry 

craigb
Just so I can get another TOP.
 
Ahhh!
 

WHEN dew you knot get tops??
 
its like I can set my windup watch to it ...

Ham N Egz

craigb
Just so I can get another TOP.
 
Ahhh!
 

WHEN dew you knot get tops??
 
its like ewe just loop for it.....

Fyxed.

bayoubill
This Fred continues to get fishieyer everyday! ......Now I Am hungry 

BUTT ewe r in a seafood band
 
u should bee used to fish and chips

Does Bill Like Fish Sticks?

bapu
Does Bill Lik Fish Sticks?

that sounds personal to me.

Something smells a bit fishy in here.........

Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in chum most of the morning. 
 
What? The gym was packed with Epiphones. 

At least ewe got some chums to swim with....
 
Most of em that swim with me are either chimps or chumps.

Daryk likes monkees

bapu
Daryk likes monkees

and large roosters and small birds

and his cousin's errrm cat

Wuts fur lunch HnE??

*Boing!*

craigb
*Boing!*

What does the FSF say?

Mesh
Wuts fur lunch HnE??

went to the cafeteria  had a crispy fried chicken breast, red beans and rice, large garden salad with all kinds of goodies and  a chocolate brownie and coffee for dessert.
 
ANDDDDDDDD
 
I am below my goal weight!!!!

bapu

craigb
*Boing!*

What does the FSF say?

If you have a windows phone and Cortana, ask her what the fox says.....
 
I asked her what does the FSF say and she proclaimed "" what the flux is an FSF?"

Ham N Egz

Mesh
Wuts fur lunch HnE??

went to the cafeteria  had a crispy fried chicken breast, red beans and rice, large garden salad with all kinds of goodies and  a chocolate brownie and coffee for dessert.
 
ANDDDDDDDD
 
I am below my goal weight!!!!

After I redz wut uz haz...I had to have some (crispy) s-picy fried chicken wings and a a cherry coke.
 
YETTTTTT
 
I am above my goal weight!!!! 

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh
Wuts fur lunch HnE??

went to the cafeteria  had a crispy fried chicken breast, red beans and rice, large garden salad with all kinds of goodies and  a chocolate brownie and coffee for dessert.
 
ANDDDDDDDD
 
I am below my goal weight!!!!

After I redz wut uz haz...I had to have some (crispy) s-picy fried chicken wings and a a cherry coke.
 
YETTTTTT
 
I am above my goal weight!!!! 

NO frenchy frys???
or Celery sticks and blew cheese?

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh
Wuts fur lunch HnE??

went to the cafeteria  had a crispy fried chicken breast, red beans and rice, large garden salad with all kinds of goodies and  a chocolate brownie and coffee for dessert.
 
ANDDDDDDDD
 
I am below my goal weight!!!!

After I redz wut uz haz...I had to have some (crispy) s-picy fried chicken wings and a a cherry coke.
 
YETTTTTT
 
I am above my goal weight!!!! 

NO frenchy frys???
or Celery sticks and blew cheese?

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh
Wuts fur lunch HnE??

went to the cafeteria  had a crispy fried chicken breast, red beans and rice, large garden salad with all kinds of goodies and  a chocolate brownie and coffee for dessert.
 
ANDDDDDDDD
 
I am below my goal weight!!!!

After I redz wut uz haz...I had to have some (crispy) s-picy fried chicken wings and a a cherry coke.
 
YETTTTTT
 
I am above my goal weight!!!! 

NO frenchy frys???
or Celery sticks and blew cheese?

That's a negative, good buddy.
I'm trying to maintain my weight.

I've calibrated my scale. It now displays my weight in Bubbas. 
 
I'm at 1.

UbiquitousBubba
I've calibrated my scale. It now displays my weight in Bubbas. 
 
I'm at 1.

Is that on a scale of 1 - 10?

No. It's on a scale with a large "1" taped across the numeric display. 
 
 

UbiquitousBubba
No. It's on a scale with a large "1" taped across the numeric display. 
 
 

Ahh.....it's an analog scale.
 
Digitally, you can rarely recreate what a good tape job can do for/to you.........at least that's what Audio Proctologist said.

UbiquitousBubba
No. It's on a scale with a large "1" taped across the numeric display. 
 
 

Does it still display "1" when you step off?
 
I have this problem with an invisible little guy who follows me around and steps on the scale whenever I do.

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba
No. It's on a scale with a large "1" taped across the numeric display. 
 
 

Does it still display "1" when you step off?
 
I have this problem with an invisible little guy who follows me around and steps on the scale whenever I do.

I call that guy Mooby. Or Moobs if I believe he brought his little buddy.

Coparently so... so I agree!

I explained my "alternate measurement" technique to a vet once. I asked why people measure a horse's height in hands. A hand isn't a useful or logical unit of measure for a horse. Instead, I suggested that horses could be measured in horses. ("That horse is 1 horse tall.")
 
Unfortunately, the vet was not a veterinarian, so he was not in a position of authority to act on my suggestion.

Best Answer!

This is just getting too easy. 

 
Open the image in another tab so you can zoom in and see things better (should you actually want to of course!).

Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa ...

craigb
This is just getting too easy. 

becASE YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE HERE THEN 

Ham N Egz

craigb
This is just getting too easy. 

becASE YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE HERE THEN 

 
While the rest of the world was fast asleep......................
 

sleep is gud
i lik sleep
however,,,
 
as an old wise man once said
 
wake your arse up, you will have plenty time to sleep when you're dead

Speaking of sleep and arse.....
 
This FSF has been sleeping for sooo long, I heard smelt its snoring.

This fred farts in its sleep.

I was wondering what was going on then

It sometimes fluffs the sheep sheets too.

We did it.
 
Over 3M views.
 
The internest is officially broken.

It's like a hot air balloon with ummmm..........stinky air.

so sad 18 hours ago
 
wheres wake up early kraig the b????

I yam here for ewe (with a bullseye shirt on).......

I wood have been here sooner, but Kanye declared that the FSF should be devoted exclusively to Beyonce. On behalf of the FSF, I was a little insulted. I mean, the FSF has standards. There's no way that it would ever stoop to Kanye's level, right?
 
 

UbiquitousBubba
I wood have been here sooner, but Kanye declared that the FSF should be devoted exclusively to Beyonce. On behalf of the FSF, I was a little insulted. I mean, the FSF has standards. There's no way that it would ever stoop to Kanye's level, right?
 
 

The FSF is about as low as it gets, but when mentioning profanely degrading things like K***** & Bey**** in the same sentence as FSF.........it's certainly an insult to the FSF.

FSF=The Dirty Low Down

I hereby ban myself from using the name of He Who Must Not Be Named. In the future, I will refer to him as either  HWMNBN or TDH (Tone Def Hack). 

I like that term TDH...........or even BDH............(B=brain)
 
 
Ps.
No knead to band Yousef.......just be grand in here.

Mesh
I like that term TDH...........or even BDH............(B=brain)

Brain Def Hack?  What's that?

Karyn

Mesh
I like that term TDH...........or even BDH............(B=brain)

Brain Def Hack?  What's that?

A no talent bum.  

I considered that, Mesh, but I that using that term on him might be an insult to no talent bums. 

UbiquitousBubba
I considered that, Mesh, but I that using that term on him might be an insult to no talent bums. 

Good point UB.
It seems like this vermin's viral epidemic is bringing down those of us creatures just trying to stay above ground.  
 

On the positive side, the relative IQ of swamp mud is much higher than had been previously estimated.