AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Hello mate,
Long time no here......
 
How's life Daryl? 

I bet he still likes monkeys.

Hey

Hey

Hey

I felt the need to loop myself to a TOP.  It's been a while!

Know what I mean?

Hey look.....craigb got the TOP!!!
 
Congrats craigb!!
 
First time?

Top of the Page 1312 Charts.  
 
Awesome  {do the Mad victory dance Craig } 
 

I haven't posted here in a few days.

57Gregy
I haven't posted here in a few days.

I would say it's high time you did.......
well not really "HIGH" time, but ewe know what I mean....

It

This fred is going nowhere but down!

Don't bring me down..........somebody orchestrate some light in here until the electric bill is paid. 

Gross.

112.
 

jamesg1213
112.
 

What happened to 113? 

Mesh

Crikey..... that's bloody high voltage! {causes city-wide blackout}

Mesh

57Gregy
I haven't posted here in a few days.

I would say it's high time you did.......
well not really "HIGH" time, but ewe know what I mean....

Okay.

Warp 18???

Obviously, they take a different expressway than the one I was on this morning. Sitting in the middle of a few million slack jawed MENSA members who can't do something as complex as drive, open both eyes at the same time, or put their foot on a pedal is awful. I can't wait to get back in my bunker where I belong. Every year, I grow more and more troll-like.
 
Also, I've had that coffee. It's hard to follow those directions when they're printed on the cup upside down. I caught on to that pretty quickly after only 3 or 4 attempts. 

Reading the last word on the French part "Oolala" gave it a whole new meaning.....

That part is usually screamed as the contents pour all over you at 60 m.p.h.

I remeber in highschool, oolala usually followed with hubba-hubba-huabba......I suppose to each his own.

Is that really French?

Karyn
Is that really French?

The "ne pourez pas dans...." looks to be a mix......aka Frenglish....



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
However, the hubba-hubba-hubba is definitely French!

I can't speak French. I can't imitate a French accent. Well, I can, but it doesn't sound French. I learned French from watching Pepé Le Pew cartoons. I can laugh in French. Huh Hawww! 
 
You can't really hear it in the text, I know, but trust me. It sounds like I'm wearing a beret, holding a baguette, and performing an interpretive dance routine. Well, it sounds like a French guy doing those things. I sound very different when performing that routine. 

I like French Fries.

Here's a nice post, look.
 
See how nice it is, all typed out and everything.
 
Just nice.

HEY MESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
whuts fer lunch, over there?

Get your FREE coasters!  Just $20 each.

Ham N Egz
HEY MESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
whuts fer lunch, over there?

I'm having the usual deli (1/2) samich from Publix - jerk turkey.
Whatcha havin bro?

Take me to the TOP!!!!

I came, I conquered!!
 
(shamelessly looped)

Mesh

Ham N Egz
HEY MESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
whuts fer lunch, over there?

I'm having the usual deli (1/2) samich from Publix - jerk turkey.
Whatcha havin bro?

Homemade crock pot roast and gravy over rice
24 oz H20

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz
HEY MESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
whuts fer lunch, over there?

I'm having the usual deli (1/2) samich from Publix - jerk turkey.
Whatcha havin bro?

Homemade crock pot roast and gravy over rice
24 oz H20

Whoah, that's a crock of a pot!!!
Sounds yammy..........I'm getting hungry and heading out to gwab me samich.....BRB.

This concept reminds me of the story about an unfortunate who was born as just a head--no body, no limbs, nothing. He had to be taken everywhere, obviously, unable to enjoy the pleasures of mobility.

There came a day when a technique, as mentioned, was developed to suture a head on a body. The unfortunate took advantage of the surgery and miracles of miracles, he was able to run and play like everyone else! He couldn't wait to join his friends on a nearby baseball field so since he was new at being mobile, he was assigned as a right outfielder.

The game was fairly quiet until a slugger on the opposing team hit one waaaaaaaay deep into right field. The former unfortunate yelled, "I got it! I got it!" and went back, back, back until he was out of the park and caught the ball! At that instant, he realized he was in the middle of the road, heard a frantic horn, and was run over by a semi-truck.

Moral of the story: 
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Quit while you're a head.
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Man, I haven't heard that one for about 40 years... 

craigb
Man, I haven't heard that one for about 40 years... 

Happy Anniversary!!

It was ahead of its time.

He indeed had a good head on his shoulders.

 

The Hypnotist at a Senior Home

 

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.

 

After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist!

 

Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.

 

"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.

 

The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.

 

"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.

"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.

 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

 

"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"

 

The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.

 

The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.

 

A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.

 

They were hypnotized.

 

And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!

 

The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"

 

"krap****" said Claude.

 

It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Centre and Claude was never invited there again.
 

 
*** well the other 4 letter word for a BM 

.....so, a monkey walks into a bar....

Mesh
.....so, a monkey walks into a bar....

*Ouch!*

Where's BAPU???????????????????????????????

Mesh
Where's BAPU???????????????????????????????

What's a "BAPU?" 

Snow and ice here last night. I still have power, but >80,000 in the area do not.
Not going to work.

Bapu Am.

Bapu AM....
 
Who?
What?
Went?
Where?

I am going to ask a forum host to start removing some posts
 

 
 
well, future posts 
 
 
 

Mesh
Bapu AM....
 
Who?
What?
Went?
Where?

You forgot Why?
(And possibly How?)

Morning. Off to work, see you later, alligators.

Hi James! 
 
(Almost time for me to get some sleep!)

I'm back. Spent most of the day trudging about in a swamp. Such is the life of a jobbing gardener.

iz this thing STILL here???
 
sheesh

Is it time to get up yet?

External hard drive just died .
 
Thankfully, I'd backed up the important stuff to DVD and Box.net.
 
Both computer shops in town closed...on Saturday...the joys of living in the sticks.