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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/03 20:26:56
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Two Norwegians walk into a forum. They go on and on about School-X and Studio Y. The bartender says, "What'll ya have gents?" One Norwegian looks at the other and says, "When you're in Oslo look me up, mate." To which the other Norwegian replies, "I'm off to bed now, but I'll catch up with you later now that your PM box is empty." The bartender looks at them both and then says to the beer delivery guy, "Well, at least my last wife took the dog and the kids...and I'm not even Norwegian!!!" 
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space_cowboy
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/03 22:06:27
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Ugh how many times have i heard that joke. Ok, it is usually set in Bergen.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/03 22:09:13
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I like to watch. ORIGINAL: SvenArne
You mustn't forget that Space_Cowboy was supposedly Chauncey_Gardner in a previous lifetime. That makes him Gold (at least when it comes to liquid assets  ). He might be even richer than you!
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/03 22:12:02
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Jinga
Two squirrels are sitting in an oak tree eating acorns. The first one, Larry, says "Hey Ron (the second one)! Could you please pass the salt?" And Ron looks at Larry and says "What do you think I am, a radio?"
Hahahahahaha. I love that joke. Probably more than the two Norwegians in Bergen, though the Oslo twist does make it different, by say 7.35%.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/04 01:39:24
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You jinga and cowboy are funny boys. I laughing still at "Dog and Kids", then you say about "What do you think I am, a radio?" That is funny 735% I think... Radio...hahaha....Ring, Ring, I answer it don't worry!!!
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/05 09:01:46
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ORIGINAL: jinga8
Two Norwegians walk into a forum. They go on and on about School-X and Studio Y. The bartender says, "What'll ya have gents?" One Norwegian looks at the other and says, "When you're in Oslo look me up, mate." To which the other Norwegian replies, "I'm off to bed now, but I'll catch up with you later now that your PM box is empty." The bartender looks at them both and then says to the beer delivery guy, "Well, at least my last wife took the dog and the kids...and I'm not even Norwegian!!!"
Oh My, we just got Jinga'd!!!!! I'm honoured
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/06/05 09:40:08
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ORIGINAL: ProjectM
Oh My, we just got Jinga'd!!!!! I'm honoured
We sure did! But then again, it has happened to me before, on quite a few occasions...  Always fresh, you never get used to it! By the way, here's a fun joke I heard the other day: Have you heard of the town that was so tiny, the HOOKERS WORE HELMETS??!? Sven
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/08/30 08:59:20
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ling ling where are you when i need you?
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/09/15 08:23:26
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I wonder if Phuket will order the Sonah 8 update...
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/09/15 11:57:52
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You dont want to know how they draw the lotto numbers/balls in Thailand!! Ping Pong anyone? 
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 00:48:15
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 Still the best thread ever.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 03:33:48
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A lonesome Cowboy hear him pining,
WAS he a GOOD BOY?
Was it just bad timing?
A joyous heart once now rent in twain.
What has he to do?
To feel that way again.
The forum you graced to learn the SONAH.
Can you see it now?
The cowboy a loner.
All our pain for a post he would savour
Ah, Phuket Ling Ling
Please do us a favour.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 03:38:37
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 03:52:47
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ORIGINAL: space_cowboy
Hey Thai ladie
khorb koon khorb
GOOD BOY! Sinrim 
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 07:56:47
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How could you not love that smile?
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 08:03:34
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How could you not love that smile? I'm not surprised you chose it...  Reminds me of a first kiss I had, afterward I said; "I never kissed a gal with dentures before." "How dare you!" she replied "I don't have dentures." "Of course not" I reassured her, "but I've just had mine fitted." A tangible, real smile, is one you can hold in your hand or even put in your pocket.
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strikinglyhandsome1
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 08:45:04
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Similar to mine
She said: I want the tooth?
I said: You can't handle the tooth! Lady, we live in a world that has mouths. And those mouths are often just men with gums. Who's gonna kiss them? You? You, Jocelyn Wildenstein? I have a greater set of teeth than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the canines and you curse the molars. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing gingivitis: that tooth decay, while tragic, probably saved expensive bridge work. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves cleaning time...You don't want the tooth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about in waiting rooms, you want me - dentures and all. You kneed me in the town halls.
We use words like bicuspid, central, lateral...we use these words when conversation has run dry. You use them as a chat-up line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very fluoride that toothepaste provides, then questions the man who doesn't need it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a man with a perfect set and swap spits. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:00:42
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Similar to mine 'cept yours was clever...AND funny. Strikinglyhandsome too......i hate you......i hate you......i hate you.... 
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:06:38
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And so was yours 
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:10:10
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She said: I want the tooth?
I said: You can't handle the tooth! Lady, we live in a world that has mouths. And those mouths are often just men with gums. Who's gonna kiss them? You? You, Jocelyn Wildenstein? I have a greater set of teeth than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the canines and you curse the molars. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing gingivitis: that tooth decay, while tragic, probably saved expensive bridge work. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves cleaning time...You don't want the tooth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about in waiting rooms, you want me - dentures and all. You kneed me in the town halls.
We use words like bicuspid, central, lateral...we use these words when conversation has run dry. You use them as a chat-up line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very fluoride that toothepaste provides, then questions the man who doesn't need it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a man with a perfect set and swap spits. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
*onmyknees* I am not worthy.... I am not worthy..... I am not worthy........ You should write books!!!!! (Or screenplays)
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Jonbouy
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:20:31
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And so was yours Sure beats looking at the current outbreak of S8 wallpaper madness.
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strikinglyhandsome1
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:21:25
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I'm only doing what Raj Persaud does - he's the best of the best results for: Persaud 1. to take and use by plagiarism. 2. to take and use ideas, passages, etc., from (another's work) by plagiarism. –verb (used without object) 3. to commit plagiarism. Origin: 1710–20; plagiar(ism) + -ize Just add dental references and you've got a stand-up act.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:24:05
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ORIGINAL: strikinglyhandsome1
I'm only doing what Raj Persaud does - he's the best of the best
results for: Persaud
1. to take and use by plagiarism.
2. to take and use ideas, passages, etc., from (another's work) by plagiarism.
–verb (used without object)
3. to commit plagiarism.
Origin: 1710–20; plagiar(ism) + -ize
Just add dental references and you've got a stand-up act.
Do you mind if I copy that?
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strikinglyhandsome1
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:38:39
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Funnily enough, I did a piece for somewhere on the net a while ago when Raj Persaud was in the news (UK story) And here it is: Raj Persuad Copied My face, claims indian Businessman  Raj Persaud  Des Rupinda "He never asked for permission to use my face and has been passing it off as his own original face for many years without giving me any credit whatsoever," said Des. "I've lost count of the number of times people have asked me for advice on mental health issues. It's not easy selling Nano cars when the buyer wants a consultation before purchasing. The only upside was when I had a client who had OCD and I managed to sell him 10 cars. In the end, I tell them to read one of Raj's books or better still, see if they can find the original author's copy," added Des. Raj refused to comment until he found a suitable comment from someone else that he could use. * On a more serious note, I actually met Raj Persaud and reassured him I said: It's not illegal to copy stuff per se. He said: I know and my name is Persaud.
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Garry Stubbs
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:47:15
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Does anyone know how her sisters wedding went?
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:54:28
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And you actually met him in Pers.....oh never mind.
Actually Raj is my therapist and my mental health severely declined when Richard and Judy moved to late afternoon.
So I had to pay for private consultations, now I have more horsepower, I'm much more fuel efficient, my moods auto shift to suit the conditions and I have a little compartment in my mind that lights up when I open it, it's supposed to remind me where I put my gloves, but I use it to store all manner of sweet sticky things and lots of receipts that I think I'd best hang on to just in case.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2008/10/04 09:58:31
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ORIGINAL: The Kiosk Project
Does anyone know how her sisters wedding went?
Kiosk
Went without a hitch I never found out whether that meant it was perfect or she got jilted.
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kubalibre
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2009/01/05 21:52:45
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hey asian girl, there is a trial of the Sonah 8 available - try this for your karaoke wedding parties!
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2009/01/05 22:19:31
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Ling Ling
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Groovy.
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RE: Big problem with the sonah
2009/01/05 22:53:18
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Wild Ling? Really? Wild Ling?
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