hehe....
sorry man, would not be the first time that happened to me....
 
 

Pretty much there are tons of youtube videos out there on speed guitar some of which are from well known artists. Most of them tell you the same types of speed exercises though like hammer on/pull off exercises, boring scales with a metronome, etc.. However, one thing nobody mentions that works great is to pick a few of your favorite songs and play along with them, but don't work on matching the instrumentals but match the vocals. This will help give your techniques a bit of speed and improve phrasing so you don't sound like a note spewing robot. Also, you may want to listen and practice to violin music, again excellent for technique and speed. Stay away from taking lessons from drummers who converted over to guitar, drums are a bit two dimensional and those habits are difficult to break. If all else fails, grow your hair long, put on some overly tight fitting leather pants and turn up the distortion.....