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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/21 09:50:49
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/21 17:56:53
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/21 18:23:57
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does anyone know where my Pen is?
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 12:28:29
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If you can find my keys, we can drive out of here.
 All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. My Stuff
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 12:53:29
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And then there were two of them.
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 12:55:37
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 13:12:25
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And that was the end of it.
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 13:33:40
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☄ Helpfulby Zargg71 2016/07/22 14:17:46
[Don't know about anyone else, but I'm still getting a chuckle out of these since I generally know the joke they go with. Well, except Ken's, but not everyone knows how to tell a good joke. (Just kidding Ken!  )] I'm sorry but, apparently, I'm on the wrong side.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 13:33:52
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Funny, that was your first wish too...
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 13:33:54
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/25 10:50:46
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 13:34:05
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 14:08:46
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When you're under water for extended periods of time, you reach the point everybody has heard every joke everybody else has to tell. We got to the point where people would just say punch lines instead of telling the whole joke. We did this because it became sport to blurt out the punch line as soon as you recognized a joke somebody else was telling.
Anyway ...
"Surprise, surprise, surprise! That wasn't my finger either!"
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 14:18:32
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Keeps the flies off the watermelon.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 14:19:24
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Zargg
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 14:43:07
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craigb
[Don't know about anyone else, but I'm still getting a chuckle out of these since I generally know the joke they go with. Well, except Ken's, but not everyone knows how to tell a good joke. (Just kidding Ken!)]
I'm sorry but, apparently, I'm on the wrong side.
I've just seen some weird movies 
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 14:56:21
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Movies? I loved the bit with Ruprecht and the cork on his fork. I'm not gonna look that up though
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:06:50
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/25 10:51:13
He said he thinks he knows you
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:08:19
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craigb
[Don't know about anyone else, but I'm still getting a chuckle out of these since I generally know the joke they go with. Well, except Ken's, but not everyone knows how to tell a good joke. (Just kidding Ken!)]
I'm sorry but, apparently, I'm on the wrong side.
If you've heard the joke that ends with post #2, you're a well-surfed man... 
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:15:43
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''We need to ensure that the brightest and best fish stay in the sea, and concentrate on making it aquatically prosperous, instead of coming up here, onto the land, starting the evolutionary process that will eventually lead to all life on earth as we know it''
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:16:28
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:16:57
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The butt of an 8-year old.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:17:54
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(*Singing*) "If I was a rich man..."
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:18:13
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:18:59
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I keep seeing that image of the monkey trying to put the cork back in...
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:20:35
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:28:36
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''I'd put kevlar jackets on them, I'm not a sadist!''
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:33:37
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''..and their words faded into a delicate, hanging cadence..''
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Zargg
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:37:34
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☼ Best Answerby BobF 2016/07/22 16:04:45
craigb
I keep seeing that image of the monkey trying to put the cork back in...
You might be alone there 
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:38:31
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/25 10:51:54
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craigb
I keep seeing that image of the monkey trying to put the cork back in...
You might be alone there
With the monkey
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/22 15:39:26
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Mesh
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craigb
I keep seeing that image of the monkey trying to put the cork back in...
You might be alone there
With the monkey
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