BobF
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Just the punchline, please
"You didn't have to say it twice."
"I didn't."
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 13:00:14
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:25:18
''It was a dead monkey with it's legs sewn together''
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 14:53:00
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Hi,
That's why we have two ears!
You DO, hear it twice since by the laws of physics it would be nearly impossible for you to be in a position where you could hear it at the same time in the ears.
If it weren't for that, I am not sure that a lot of music would have been as good. It's the incredible little things that make it appealing and different and enjoyable. Forget that solo!
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:01:07
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:25:08
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BobF
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:05:22
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:05:25
Moshkito
Hi,
That's why we have two ears!
You DO, hear it twice since by the laws of physics it would be nearly impossible for you to be in a position where you could hear it at the same time in the ears.
If it weren't for that, I am not sure that a lot of music would have been as good. It's the incredible little things that make it appealing and different and enjoyable. Forget that solo!
Hi, I NEVER EVER want to hear the joke that is the punch line to. Ever. Not with one ear or two.
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:06:06
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:25:03
I get no regard NO REGARD AT ALL !
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Moshkito
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:31:12
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BobF
Moshkito
Hi,
That's why we have two ears!
You DO, hear it twice since by the laws of physics it would be nearly impossible for you to be in a position where you could hear it at the same time in the ears.
If it weren't for that, I am not sure that a lot of music would have been as good. It's the incredible little things that make it appealing and different and enjoyable. Forget that solo!
Hi,
I NEVER EVER want to hear the joke that is the punch line to. Ever. Not with one ear or two.
I actually said it, because there was a GOON SHOW, where Spike Milligan playing Eccles went on and on, about this. It was similar to his famous bit about "What time is it? I guess it was funnier done by that character (Eccles) than here! Humor here, sometimes, is not allowed by anyone except a select few with golden bloomers and moobs! 
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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bapu
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:47:26
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/25 10:47:40
and then she says, 'you better believe it buster'
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bapu
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:47:46
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sometimes a cigar is NOT a cigar
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bapu
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:48:33
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what do you take me for? some floozy?
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bapu
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:48:56
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and that's what the FSF is all about
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:49:31
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/20 16:19:43
Moshkito
Hi,
That's why we have two ears!
You DO, hear it twice since by the laws of physics it would be nearly impossible for you to be in a position where you could hear it at the same time in the ears.
If it weren't for that, I am not sure that a lot of music would have been as good. It's the incredible little things that make it appealing and different and enjoyable. Forget that solo!
TS;DR
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Mesh
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:51:04
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:22:32
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:56:09
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/20 16:19:57
*And she cried *more, more, more!*
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TheMaartian
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 15:58:33
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:24:51
"4" - Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 16:01:13
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:24:45
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 16:01:17
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/07/20 16:24:47
Here's an algebra punchline:
3a=6 so a=2
there's always a blonde in the room who asks *wheredya get the 3?*
no?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 16:18:16
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Haven't we already beaten this to death DONE THIS  Gawd I'm a miserable and pedantic ol' Straummy 
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 16:25:09
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SteveStrummerUK
Haven't we already beaten this to death DONE THIS
Gawd I'm a miserable and pedantic ol' Straummy
Hi, That's why we have two different years! You DO one year......and it's time to DO twice since by the laws of physics it would be nearly impossible for you to be in a position where you could do year by year at the same time......in years.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:35:55
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:36:04
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:36:15
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Nah, I never found the head.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:36:36
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The mime next door went nuts.
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:36:56
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/25 10:48:19
I thought you were giving her back!
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:37:30
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:38:29
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/07/25 10:48:24
The smartest guy in the world just jumped out of the plane with my napsack.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:38:52
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George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree when George cut it down.
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:39:02
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craigb
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:39:12
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Re: Just the punchline, please
2016/07/20 23:39:22
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Nothing, he didn't recognize him.
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