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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 08:26:53
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Beagle
What is the question to the answer of the meaning of life? (the answer is 42)
Contrary to popular belief, the original question was not "What is 6 x 7". The original question was "What is (6 x 6) + 6", often referred to as "The question of the beast". It was decided that "What is 6 x 7" was slightly less controversial.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 08:50:24
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It's okay, we gave them the Southern Drawl.
What about Noo Joisee? We like that one too.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 09:48:52
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Sir Strummalot, I cannot believe no-one has asked this one -
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:06:48
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Sir Strummalot, I cannot believe no-one has asked this one -
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
42?
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:25:45
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Jonbouy
It's okay, we gave them the Southern Drawl.
What about Noo Joisee? We like that one too.
Disclaimer: If I may be so bold as to offer an answer on this subject because I've had some experience in this subject. I don't want to insinuate that I'm anywhere near as cleverer as Strummy. No other answers will be forthcoming from me. Mileage may vary.
Mostly, datz a certain groop of Nu Yawkaz trine to sound hip so they can get on reality shows.
What the kinda shows where the guy has got his wife's freind pregnant and his wifes freinds husband is his boss who we later find out has been having an affair with the first guys wife for 6 years and they all end up fighting on screen? Or not? I love those shows. They make me feel classy.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:29:33
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daryl1968
Sir Strummalot, I cannot believe no-one has asked this one -
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I've just had a chat to Eric Idle, and he told me that the answer is "pretty swift". I reminded him that we were talking about swallows, and not whether they were ugly or not. Then he asked me to show you this diagram:  I hope everything is clear now Daryl.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:31:42
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Straummy, can man live on BECAN alone?
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:32:46
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SteveStrummerUK
daryl1968
Sir Strummalot, I cannot believe no-one has asked this one -
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I've just had a chat to Eric Idle, and he told me that the answer is "pretty swift".
I reminded him that we were talking about swallows, and not whether they were ugly or not.
Then he asked me to show you this diagram:
I hope everything is clear now Daryl.
Not really but I now have a better understanding of Quadcurve EQ
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:34:01
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daryl1968
Sir Strummalot, I cannot believe no-one has asked this one -
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I've just had a chat to Eric Idle, and he told me that the answer is "pretty swift".
I reminded him that we were talking about swallows, and not whether they were ugly or not.
Then he asked me to show you this diagram:
I hope everything is clear now Daryl.
Man that bird is flying at the same frequency as Am. Spooky.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:37:26
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bapu
Straummy, can man live on BECAN alone?
No. You need some water, or beer, as well.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:37:35
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Jonbouy
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daryl1968
Sir Strummalot, I cannot believe no-one has asked this one -
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I've just had a chat to Eric Idle, and he told me that the answer is "pretty swift".
I reminded him that we were talking about swallows, and not whether they were ugly or not.
Then he asked me to show you this diagram:
I hope everything is clear now Daryl.
Man that bird is flying at the same frequency as Am. Spooky.
Coincidence? I think knot.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:39:23
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SteveStrummerUK
bapu
Straummy, can man live on BECAN alone?
No.
You need some water, or beer, as well.
I meant, without someone else. Not very clever are you?  I'm may have to go upstairs and ask John.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 11:48:16
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bapu
Straummy, can man live on BECAN alone?
No.
You need some water, or beer, as well.
I meant, without someone else. Not very clever are you?
I'm may have to go upstairs and ask John.
You'll likely get an answer, but will it be accurate and meaningful? Although eating alone may be a particular area of expertise he has.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/04/04 11:50:01
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 12:04:24
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Sir Straummy, are your answers based on your very own personal knowledge or are you consulting an authority on all factual matters such as the Information Specialist, Dr. John, National Inquirer, Starr?
(inquiry minds want to know)
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 12:11:58
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You're questioning the Oracle? (I think he's making it all up...  )
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 12:49:11
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Steve- sorry if it's already been asked...
What is gravity and can you teach me to control it?
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2012/04/04 12:49:18
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 13:00:11
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spacey
Steve- sorry if it's already been asked...
What is gravity and can you teach me to control it?
Michael, thanks for asking such a great question.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 13:01:16
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spacey
Steve- sorry if it's already been asked...
What is gravity and can you teach me to control it?
Michael, thanks for asking such a great question.
Is the weight of it too much to handle?
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 13:07:55
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spacey
Steve- sorry if it's already been asked...
What is gravity and can you teach me to control it?
Michael, thanks for asking such a great question.
Is the weight of it too much to handle?
Yes sir 
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Steve- sorry if it's already been asked...
What is gravity and can you teach me to control it?
Michael, thanks for asking such a great question.
Is the weight of it too much to handle?
Yes sir
At least you're not making light of the subject matter.
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2012/04/04 13:12:36
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Just remember..... for every action, there's an equal and opposite Bapu!
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 13:32:15
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My second question Steve and thanks for taking it.
If we consider that the unstable Ozone when giving up that extra molecule
of oxygen to falling rainwater to form hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) is what makes
plants just love rainwater why don't folks just add diluted hydrogen peroxide to
their house plants? (1 ounce of 3% hydrogen peroxide to a quart of tap water)
Why Steve, why?
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2012/04/04 13:41:58
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☄ Helpful
(I'm not trying to answer for Sir Straummy as he'd give you the scientific answer, but this is just my observation.......rainwater is free and H202 has to be purchased).
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2012/04/04 13:47:21
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(I'm not trying to answer for Sir Straummy as he'd give you the scientific answer, but this is just my observation.......rainwater is free and H202 has to be purchased).
That's cool..... rainwater is also polluted. Free pollution LOL. With the increased levels of atmospheric pollution, greater amounts of H202 react with air-borne toxins and never reach the ground. To compensate for this, many farmers have been increasing crop yields by spraying them with diluted hydrogen peroxide (5 to 16 ounces of 35% mixed with 20 gallons of water per acre).
post edited by spacey - 2012/04/04 13:49:58
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 13:48:59
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I have a question: Why should we keep asking Doctor Straummy these questions instead of Beagle, Bapu, CJ or McQ? Do you answer with just the right amount of clevererererness for us?
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 14:32:25
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spacey
My second question Steve and thanks for taking it.
If we consider that the unstable Ozone when giving up that extra molecule
of oxygen to falling rainwater to form hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) is what makes
plants just love rainwater why don't folks just add diluted hydrogen peroxide to
their house plants? (1 ounce of 3% hydrogen peroxide to a quart of tap water)
Why Steve, why?
Another great question there Mike. I think you'll find the correct answer between the N-zone and the P-zone. But I'm led to believe that two molecules of ozone will form three molecules of the normal O 2 allotrope of oxygen.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 14:34:31
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I have a question:
Why should we keep asking Doctor Straummy these questions instead of Beagle, Bapu, CJ or McQ? Do you answer with just the right amount of clevererererness for us?
I try to make my answers easy for the laymen to understand. Even Professor Bapsi appreciates this approach.
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Re:Now that I am officially more cleverererer than John.... you can ask me about anything
2012/04/04 14:35:21
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SteveStrummerUK
I think you'll find the correct answer between the N-zone and the P-zone.
Other than that, you could use your Alloy s-p-i-c-e-d with some Nectar. But never Stutter with The T-Pain Effect. It's really annoying.
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