SteveStrummerUK


 
I found* the ORIGINAL COMMENTS - "Enjoy" as John would say
 
  * After some lengthy and feverish strummaging.
   

John T


All good towns for rock acts those. Especially Birmingham. Do let me know when you're next over, we can meet up for a few jars and chat to some birds.

Mesh


Why are things sent by ship called cargo and things sent by car called shipment?

SteveStrummerUK

Old55

SteveStrummerUK

Old55


Why didn't I win the Mega Lotto this week?

There are two possible answers to this Jan:

1. You selected a different combination of numbers to those drawn
2. You didn't buy a ticket

 

Thank you kindly, good sir.  May I be so bold as to ask a second question?  


Why is British dish called "Spotted Dick"?  

 
This recipe originally came from the contents of a genitally-applied poultice once used to soothe the effects of gonarea gohnorhea goneerere VD.
 
The light sponge proved to be an ideal shock absorber and protective layer (in the days before Bubble-wrap^TM) for the affected area and the ripe and juicy currants provided a much needed source of Vitamin C to help speed up the recovery.
 
The practice was finally outlawed in British hospitals after a used poultice was accidentally dropped into a batch of banana-custard and subsequently eaten by every patient on the ward. One of the unfortunate patients who consumed the contaminated batch was none other than Heinz's head of product development Mr Richard Ed Spot. So delighted was he with the deliciousness of the dish he managed to smuggle a small sample to his wife, who was told to keep it refrigerated until he returned to work and was able to analyse it properly.
 
"The taste of those first few mouthfuls in hospital was incredible" Mr Spot said later, although he admitted that "The juicy currants and sponge were very tasty immersed in custard, although the dry crunchy pieces in each mouthful left a rather nasty taste in the mouth.