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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:17:09 (permalink)

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Here are 20 things that you should never say to a cop:

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Hey! Aren't you the guy from the village people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 MPH to keep up with me! Good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. No donut for you!

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Hey! Didn't I see you on 'Cops'?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they cannot get a job at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary, dammit!

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around. That's how far behind them I am!

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of heroin, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?



Dude!

You just wasted 19 perfectly good posts!



dont worry... there is a bunch of time.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:17:13 (permalink)

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How much large pizza hut in US or other countries?

dunno I get a 14" for £7.99 (collection only) Mexican Heatwave papa joe's


What kinda freaky, perverted pizza house do you order from?

Pizza Hut... that we only got here. I am one of the best customer
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:17:42 (permalink)
I just look at above where i am typing this..and it called me Font Face...now thats just not nice.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:18:16 (permalink)

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Is this the first time in history a vendor has initiated a distributed denial of service attack on their own website?


That is funny. But yeah things are heating up here...it looks like Cakewalk servers are doing better so far than Yellow tools.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:18:35 (permalink)
This thing have timer????
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:18:49 (permalink)

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How much large pizza hut in US or other countries?

dunno I get a 14" for £7.99 (collection only) Mexican Heatwave papa joe's


What kinda freaky, perverted pizza house do you order from?


That's cheap for the UK

Food is EXPENSIVE here - as is everything.

Take eg

My 3 bed house £330,000 [ $660,000US]
My Mazda6 car £18,000 [$36,000US]
My SONAR 6PE £369 [$738US]

etc etc

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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:18:59 (permalink)

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I just look at above where i am typing this..and it called me Font Face...now thats just not nice.


Wha choo starin' at font face?! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you... font face.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:19:45 (permalink)

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This thing have timer????


Thankfully not.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:19:59 (permalink)

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That is funny. But yeah things are heating up here...it looks like Cakewalk servers are doing better so far than Yellow tools.


Ouch. Another missed marketing opportunity!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:21:13 (permalink)

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That's cheap for the UK


I was talking more about your description of the product... never mind... it was probably borderline inappropriate anyway...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:21:17 (permalink)
Cuando paso por tu casa me quito los calcetines... pa` que no diga tu mama... que me apestan los patines...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:21:19 (permalink)
Keep doin this


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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:21:46 (permalink)
consider the lillies....
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:22:21 (permalink)

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Keep doin this


Will that guy ever get through that door!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:22:50 (permalink)
ok people, stop thinking...TYPE!!!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:22:54 (permalink)

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That's cheap for the UK


I was talking more about your description of the product... never mind... it was probably borderline inappropriate anyway...



Ah I see
14" thin crust
Mexican Heatwave = double spicy pork, peppers, jalapenos, chilli powder
brand - Papa Joe's

hope that clears that up

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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:24:01 (permalink)
bump

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Keep doin this


Will that guy ever get through that door!

He want you to help him open for him


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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:24:23 (permalink)
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:25:45 (permalink)
cletis, you're the best son and husband a woman ever had
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:25:56 (permalink)

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You use Kaspersky as well? It is a superb app. Whats happening there?
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:26:43 (permalink)
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:26:46 (permalink)
drizzle drazzle drizzle drone...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:27:06 (permalink)
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:27:18 (permalink)
Last post for a while...

Page 38 reminder: http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.asp?m=1150623&mpage=9#1151265

  • Post 5998 gets free "SONAR 7 Power!" book courtesy of forum member "keith".

  • Post 5999 gets free SONAR 7 Producer Edition autographed by Greg Hendershott courtesy of Cakewalk marketing -- pretty good deal!!!


Post 6000 gives the Cakewalk forum community the SONAR 7 feature list courtesy of the Cakewalk marketing crew!



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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:27:56 (permalink)
how do you stop a woman having sex with you.....

marry her...

post edited by Wiz - 2007/09/18 05:37:05
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:28:41 (permalink)

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You use Kaspersky as well? It is a superb app. Whats happening there?



Be careful with any sony application .. That was camcorder driver& software installation
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:29:07 (permalink)
Harmless IMO. I think Cakewalk should do more ads like this (with some product detail) that really showcase just how feature packed Sonar now is.

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