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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 03:34:51
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What do you mean YOU'RE in agony. I can't even remember how many bars back that I lost the sausage!
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Jonbouy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 04:01:16
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Pass the Salt. A Police Horse.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2009/05/10 04:11:11
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 05:59:08
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...she said 'No but that a really nice ski mask!'
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 06:32:46
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Catch up/Ketchup [should probably be phonetically spelled instead...]
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 08:54:44
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 09:12:18
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they are fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on them
remember, this is the woman who scolded you for sucking your thumb
lord no, we tried hundreds of times and got nothing
that cheap wine is tearing my ass up
cause my butt is too sore to ride it
lady, if you farted just looking at it, you're gonna &*^& when I tell you the price
either way, someone's losing a trailer
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 10:20:16
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"I have no idea how that got in there, Doc. One in a million chance, I'd guess, one in a million."
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 11:03:34
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...good lord! Smells like someone sh!t a christmas tree in here!
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 11:08:57
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..."I think I'm sitting on the wrong side of the bar"
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 12:56:03
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+1
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 14:45:56
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 14:54:40
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"They both get screwed on the bonnet of a Ford Escort"
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 14:55:37
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...what I want to know is who called that son-of-a-**** a picollo player.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 15:13:11
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...because it chips their teeth.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 15:23:09
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"Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck"
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 15:44:12
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...well, when I saw how upset she was, I tucked it back in!
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 15:51:49
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"A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it"
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Jonbouy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 16:05:58
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I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was her turn.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 16:06:27
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Ghosts on the balcony, me thought you spake of goats. Goats? Neigh!
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 16:57:22
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...how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:00:37
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The grandmother says, "Loosen up Sweetie. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:02:14
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I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:05:35
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:17:59
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"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
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Jonbouy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:19:21
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Jonbouy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:20:50
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Sorry, I thought your name was Sal, Amanda.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:21:17
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"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:57:11
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...I am zee viper, und I have come to vash your vindows.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 17:58:24
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"I am! Now where do you want these blinds put Sister"
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 18:53:32
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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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