yorolpal
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 18:56:20
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SteveJL
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 20:32:28
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Guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
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Jessie Sammler
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 20:48:06
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The doctor said, "Lady, give the kid pretzels!"
But I've had dentures for twenty years!
Wait 'til you see what she does with the salad dressing.
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 21:14:43
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ORIGINAL: SteveJL
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Its a large building with sick people, but thats not important Is this some kind of bust or what?
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/10 21:23:06
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ORIGINAL: SteveJL
Guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
Some people call me Maurice SPLAT Pro lifetime, ADK 6 core 3.6Ghz with 32 GB RAM, SSD 1TB system drive, 3 3TB regular drives for samples, recordings and misc. Behringer X Touch, UAD Apollo Quad. 2 UAD2 Quads PCI (i think - inside the box whatever that is), Console 1. More guitars (40??) and synths (hard and soft) than talent. Zendrum!!!
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 08:13:35
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...if it's anything like f**king a kangaroo we'll need all the room we can get.
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Jonbouy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 08:21:38
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Salts! What kind of salts were they...somersaults?
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 09:25:25
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Lemonboy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 09:58:08
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. . . eats shoots and leaves
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 11:24:36
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..it better be, we've been chasing her all day.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 11:41:55
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The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 12:24:44
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The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Jonbouy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 12:47:27
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Her own plane and some depilation cream for the other leg.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 12:48:54
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"Does this taste funny to you?"
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 13:58:09
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...neither, they both weigh the same.
post edited by marcos69 - 2009/05/12 14:28:53
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 14:02:40
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I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'
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VinylJunkie
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 14:16:39
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So I gave her a pearl necklace.
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 14:21:20
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...forget it, who can screw in this weather.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 15:07:14
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"Send down 4 skin divers"
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 16:09:40
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...nobody caught any fish, but my wife came back with a red snapper.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 16:22:05
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'They both have a black box'
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marcos69
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 17:30:16
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...if 5 whiskeys won't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't make any difference.
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 18:01:14
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"When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 19:00:24
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"You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball"
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 19:03:58
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If someone held a gun to your head, you could force yourself to eat a bowling ball.
Some people call me Maurice SPLAT Pro lifetime, ADK 6 core 3.6Ghz with 32 GB RAM, SSD 1TB system drive, 3 3TB regular drives for samples, recordings and misc. Behringer X Touch, UAD Apollo Quad. 2 UAD2 Quads PCI (i think - inside the box whatever that is), Console 1. More guitars (40??) and synths (hard and soft) than talent. Zendrum!!!
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 19:12:33
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"The good news is the bloke in the next bed says he wants to buy your slippers"
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space_cowboy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 19:19:19
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Oh
The absolute best one
Ted Kennedy
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 19:42:26
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Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's how you get jewellery."
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SteveStrummerUK
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/12 19:44:29
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"The wife just gave birth to twiglets"
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RE: The Punchline Thread
2009/05/14 14:28:27
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DO NOT READ THIS. SOME MAY CONSIDER IT FUN. FUN IS TO BE BANNED FROM HERE TO ETERNITY.
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