SteveStrummerUK

bapu

musicman100


Bouy, Bapu, Mooch, and Karyn walk into a bar....

And none of them drink.

 
That's alright, I'll have theirs.
 
 

Would that be a pint of Stout or Bitters???

UbiquitousBubba


An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.

A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."











I'm truely sorry for this.

And for the math.  The square root of 1 squared plus 1 squared would be the square root of two.  It would not be two.  It would be about 1.414.  

The formula is c= (a² + b²)^1/2.  where c is the hypotenuse and a and b are sides that share a right angle.  


Sorry to be the math police.  


But if you like funny trig/geometry/algebra then perhaps this math problem answer will amuse you.  

So a Hopi Indian went to MIT and got a Phd in electrical engineering.  He was brilliant and offered tons of jobs - working in silicon valley, doing cutting edge research... But he wanted to help his people.  

So when he graduated, he went back to the Hopi reservation and told the chief "Chief, I want to use my education to help my people.  What can I do?"  

The chief replied "Well, the outhouses have no light.  We have problems with tarantulas and scorpions. The squaws are afraid to go to the bathroom at night.  They keep complaining to the men of the tribe and it makes life very difficult."

So the engineer installed lights in the outhouses and became instantly famous.  You know why?


He was the first person to wire a head for a reservation.