The seriously unfunny thread.

No humour allowed.

Here goes...

Q: Fast Food. What's the fastest?

A:  Rocket Salad.

Anything posted by Bapu.

 
Directions

 
5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for0.3miles
 
6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" -follow for 2.9 miles
 
7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2miles
 
8.Then continue on "US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
 
9."US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
 
10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
 
11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
 
12.Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
 
13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
 
14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles
 
15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
 
16.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles
 
17.Arrive at the centre of town.
 
 
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Now that's the fuppin' way to Amarillo!
 
 
 
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW
 
 
 

 
Question:  Did you walk to school or bring your lunch?
 
Answer:  It is closer to Philadelphia by bus.

What's the difference between a duck?

musicman100

bapu


What's the difference between a duck?

A: a banana, because it has two wheels

Not quite. But you're close.

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the leg by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said ''Not very much
It can do it again if it likes''

Last night I dreamed I'd written the Lord of the Rings.

I was Tolkein in my sleep.

 
A man with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder goes into a pub. The barman asks him what he wants to drink.
 
"Two pints of bitter please mate, one for me and one more for the road."

 
A dog with a limp stumbles into a western saloon and says to the bartender, "I'm a looking for the man who shot my paw..."

I went to a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

 
A brain went into a pub and says "Pint of lager and a large scotch, please my good man".
 
The barman replies "Sorry mate, I can't serve you - you're already out of your head".
 
 
 

I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride. I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.

The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.