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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:14:38 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2014/01/20 15:21:16
 
13. The length and intensity of your trademark "Muhahahahahahahahahaha" is inversely proportional to the success of your master plan for world domination.
 
 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:19:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/01/20 15:20:06
14. Ensure that you have a trademark physical deformity so you're easily recognized by witnesses. 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:21:19 (permalink)
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14. Ensure that you have a trademark physical deformity so you're easily recognized by witnesses. 


 
He he - I was just typing "must have a scar" when you posted that Jan
 
Great minds think alike eh!

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:25:12 (permalink)
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14. Ensure that you have a trademark physical deformity so you're easily recognized by witnesses. 


 
He he - I was just typing "must have a scar" when you posted that Jan
 
Great minds think alike eh!


That is funny, Steve. 
 
Thank you for allowing me to be considered a great mind of your stature--even momentarily. 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:26:15 (permalink)
 

 
I was going to mention 'monocles' too

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:28:54 (permalink)
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I was going to mention 'monocles' too


That's good--and a shaved head. 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:35:40 (permalink)
15.  If you ever see someone wearing a chest-wig, shoot him immediately.
 


 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:37:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/01/20 16:42:30
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15.  If you ever see someone wearing a chest-wig, shoot him immediately.
 



 
 Where on earth did you dredge that pic up from?
 
Without my glasses on, it looks a bit like a still from a 70's porn movie
 
 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:42:23 (permalink)


 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:50:13 (permalink)
Strammy, if ewe decide to become a nemesis and conquer the world, can I be one of your upper level minions?

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 15:53:33 (permalink)
 
You can be my official 'mini-me' George

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 16:11:43 (permalink)
Would Karyn be your head of security?

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 16:43:04 (permalink)
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Would Karyn be your head of security?


Janet would be his scout.
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 16:43:38 (permalink)
Jonbouy would just sit back and collect taxes & fees and then fees on the taxes.
 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 17:01:18 (permalink)
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Jonbouy would just sit back and collect taxes & fees and then fees on the taxes.
 


we knead a handle for Strammy as his alter ego bad guy persona..
 
strammy is too nice
 
maybe something evil and sinister
 
like Dr Malaprop?

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 17:11:24 (permalink)
I thought it was "Mrs." Malaprop, but I guess that explains the whole dress thing.  How about the Evil Dr. Plagiarism.
 
 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 17:44:53 (permalink)
Dr. Stiff Finger

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 17:45:42 (permalink)
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I thought it was "Mrs." Malaprop, but I guess that explains the whole dress thing.  How about the Evil Dr. Plagiarism.
 
 

Evil Dr. P. Plagiarism
 
(the P stands for pedantic) 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 17:46:25 (permalink)
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Dr. Stiff Phinger


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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 17:56:44 (permalink)
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I thought it was "Mrs." Malaprop, but I guess that explains the whole dress thing.  How about the Evil Dr. Plagiarism.
 
 

Evil Dr. P. Plagiarism
 
(the P stands for pedantic) 


 
Dr. P P? (giggle)



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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 18:09:59 (permalink)
 
My name is Bay-Tor.
 
Master Bay-Tor to my minions.
 
 
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  • Dixie Normuss
  • Drew Peacock
  • Bjorn Wiffabiggun
  • Heywood Japhucker
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 18:27:09 (permalink)
under the bleachers by C MORE BUTTS

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/20 18:33:28 (permalink)
the river runs fast by IP freely

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 01:15:17 (permalink)
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My name is Bay-Tor.
 
Master Bay-Tor to my minions.
 
 
Other suggestions:
  • Barry Mapole
  • Dixie Normuss
  • Drew Peacock
  • Bjorn Wiffabiggun
  • Heywood Japhucker
  • Hugh Jorgan
  • Will U. Suckminuts



Just avoid your adversary's henchmen:  Turner Brown and Ben Dover.

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 07:20:11 (permalink)
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under the bleachers by C MORE BUTTS




Seymour Butts would have worked..especially if he spotted Hugh Jarss.

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 07:21:18 (permalink)
craigb
 



Just avoid your adversary's henchmen:  Turner Brown and Ben Dover




 
..and their friend Phil McCracken

 
Jyemz
 
 
 



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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 14:24:34 (permalink)
The Great Yellow River by I. P. Freely
Rape At the Gas Station by Hoo Pumped Ethel

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 14:34:21 (permalink)
 
[pedantic]
 
Craig, ITIYRN, who the feck do you know with the name "PUMPED" then
 
You might have well just typed Who Pumped Ethel and be done with it
 
Plus, I would have assumed that "ETHEL" was a first name, and not a surname.
 
Please try harder and see me after school for extra lessons.
 
[/pedantic]

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 15:12:54 (permalink)
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[pedantic]
 
Craig, ITIYRN, who the feck do you know with the name "PUMPED" then
 
You might have well just typed Who Pumped Ethel and be done with it
 
Plus, I would have assumed that "ETHEL" was a first name, and not a surname.
 
Please try harder and see me after school for extra lessons.
 
[/pedantic]


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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 18:56:41 (permalink)
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SteveStrummerUK
 
[pedantic]
 
Craig, ITIYRN, who the feck do you know with the name "PUMPED" then
 
You might have well just typed Who Pumped Ethel and be done with it
 
Plus, I would have assumed that "ETHEL" was a first name, and not a surname.
 
Please try harder and see me after school for extra lessons.
 
[/pedantic]


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