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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 19:56:05 (permalink)
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[pedantic]
 
Craig, ITIYRN, who the feck do you know with the name "PUMPED" then
 
You might have well just typed Who Pumped Ethel and be done with it
 
Plus, I would have assumed that "ETHEL" was a first name, and not a surname.
 
Please try harder and see me after school for extra lessons.
 
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Better.  Plagerizing is in the other thread. 


its public domain
 
or pubic dominion

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 20:03:22 (permalink)
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[pedantic]
 
Craig, ITIYRN, who the feck do you know with the name "PUMPED" then
 
You might have well just typed Who Pumped Ethel and be done with it
 
Plus, I would have assumed that "ETHEL" was a first name, and not a surname.
 
Please try harder and see me after school for extra lessons.
 
[/pedantic]


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or you can jump for Joy
 
I shot an elephant in my pyjamas last night
 
how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know ..--G. Marx.


Better.  Plagerizing is in the other thread. 


its public domain
 
or pubic dominion


Not sure I want to know what pubic dominion is all about...
 
How about other fun arenas instead?  Like public domination?  Or public humiliation?

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 20:17:20 (permalink)
If you get Smart... take his shoes!
 
BTW, for al we know Jon is off in a dank cellar finalizing the plans as ve speak.
 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/21 22:45:02 (permalink)
"Don't be evil".

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/22 15:54:38 (permalink)
Be Dr. Yes?

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/22 16:04:22 (permalink)
Dr. Maybe.

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/23 16:23:20 (permalink)
Goldbapu--he's the man with the Am touch!  
post edited by Old55 - 2014/01/28 10:12:32

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/24 12:37:55 (permalink)
I always thought villians would be so much better off if they killed the hero instead of talking to the hero about how they were going to kill them.
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/26 23:57:15 (permalink)
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4.  Do not think that your pretty girl assistant is really so into you that she won't fall for the opposition.




Because he thinks he's so suave that she will? Pullleeez!
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 00:03:11 (permalink)
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I always thought villians would be so much better off if they killed the hero instead of talking to the hero about how they were going to kill them.



Makes for great movies, no?!
 
Without going into any dreadful (politically charged) detail, it's been tried in real life, but in the end they got their just deserts anyway.
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 00:57:22 (permalink)
@soens.  I think we are all just being silly. If people did the theoretically sensible thing in movies they would probably be over in 5 minutes.  Without going into political charged detail, I think it is rare when real life villians are as comically black and white as thew stereotypical movie villian who gives himself and evil name like "Legion of evil", laughs manically  while slowly swiveling in his chair while petting his impossibly white kitty!
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 01:11:29 (permalink)
Silliness?  Here?  In the Coffee House???
 
 

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 01:51:57 (permalink)
I need to rethink my external persona then...
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 09:53:16 (permalink)
Not every base requires a self-destruct button.  Remote detonation can be much more satisfying.
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 10:04:13 (permalink)
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Not every base requires a self-destruct button.  Remote detonation can be much more satisfying.


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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 13:19:55 (permalink)
Don't tell your peers to grow a set of balls...acting all tuff and like ya know what you're talking about...if ya did
you'd tell them to grow a vagina....now that's something that can take a pounding.
 
 
 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 13:59:22 (permalink)
I thought Alotta had already monopolized Austin's Mojo?

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 15:32:42 (permalink)
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Not every base requires a self-destruct button.  Remote detonation can be much more satisfying.


And don't leave the key out where the good guy can find it and either detonate or abort the self-destruct sequence. 

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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 18:44:53 (permalink)
Maybe villians should not build any form of override into their doomsday device for the hero to shutdown. If I was hellbent on say blowing up the planet, including an off button is too wishy washy.
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/27 22:07:15 (permalink)
#Whatever - Become President of the United States

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/28 10:03:50 (permalink)

Good News Everyone!
 

 
I've installed a 30 second delay switch on my latest doomsday device.
 
I call it "My latest Doomsday Device with a 30 second Delay".
 
It waaz originally called "An Imminent Destruction Device", but that waaz before I realized I didn't have enough time to hide from the blast the first time I tested it.
 
It waaz just a good thing I had forgotten to dismantle my revitalization chamber so I waaz able to return and use my time machine to go back in time and figure out where I went wrong so I wouldn't repeat that stupid mistake twice.
 
I can't tell you how many times I've repeated stupid mistakes twice, let alone three or four times, because I simply can't remember.
 
post edited by soens - 2014/01/28 10:25:37
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/28 10:59:38 (permalink)
Can't remember what?

 
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Re: Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-) 2014/01/28 11:20:15 (permalink)
 
post edited by soens - 2014/01/29 17:29:38
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