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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:07:17 (permalink)
I won't be trying these ever

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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:08:24 (permalink)
Although, this looks pretty good

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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:12:51 (permalink)
For sure I'll skip this place

 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:14:02 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/09/01 06:46:26
How about a nice warm mug of...
 


 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:17:37 (permalink)
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How about a nice warm mug of...
 



Probably pronounced "Urinal", roight?
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:19:34 (permalink)
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I quite like haggis but a little goes a long way. It's nice as a stuffing for chicken breast, and a slice goes well with a fry-up breakfast (haven't had one of those for a year or so though)




I'm guessing that it wasn't exactly the best haggis in town. It was essentially like a little hole in the wall lunch counter type place and the girl (gorgeous redhead... my goodness Scottish women are well put together) scooped the "haggis" out of a tub, slapped it on the flat grill for a while then put it in a flatbread/wrap type thing.
 
I think I'd MAY like a traditionally prepared haggis at a good restaurant.
 
Still ain't on my bucket list.
 
Of course my freako bass whack gobbled that bugger RIGHT down. The ensuing gastric emenations were... unpleasant. Especially when you are all crammed in a tiny "caravan" with no escape.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:20:36 (permalink)
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Although, this looks pretty good





That girl has a very awkward "smile".
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:23:23 (permalink)
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Although, this looks pretty good





That girl has a very awkward "smile".




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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:25:02 (permalink)
Was that a hummer joke?
 
Cuz... that sounded like a hummer joke.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 17:25:46 (permalink)
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bapu
Although, this looks pretty good





That girl has a very awkward "smile".


She has a smile?
 
Oh, I hadn't noticed.
 
I'm not a smile man.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 19:37:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/08/31 19:49:06
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I won't be trying these ever





 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 19:42:32 (permalink)
I'm guessing that Mr. Ed did not actually type that in but it showed up on a GIS search for lulzy/hurky food products.
 
Now if they saw MY GIS search history... well I don't think charges could be laid but there would be a whole heck of a lot of confused cops.
 
Weird searches lead to weird results.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 19:47:23 (permalink)
For example... I obsessively GIS'd variations of "Jiggling Jello Weiner gif" specifically for this thread.
 
It did not provide what I wanted but... ya. Totes rando freakiness.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
 
Oh internet, how I loathe to love thee.
 
decided to bard it up a bit...
 
classes up the joint.
 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 19:49:29 (permalink)
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I won't be trying these ever





 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 19:54:43 (permalink)
HA!! I still had my jello gis tab open.
 
 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 19:59:23 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/08/31 20:00:08
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I won't be trying these ever





 
Police: Erm, Mr Kocol....what's this here in your internet search history....?
 
Bapu: I was just looking for a picture of a bag of small sausages so that I could tell people on the internet that I don't know that I wouldn't eat them
 
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Note to self: clear images with paulo first.




 
Please don't. 
 
On the plus side, I don't think they'll give you any onion rings, mushrooms or tomatoes in the slammer, so that's a good thing, right ?
 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 20:00:46 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beepster 2017/08/31 20:06:18
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On the plus side, I don't think they'll give you any onion rings, mushrooms or tomatoes in the slammer, so that's a good thing, right ?
 


Eggshellint observashun mate.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 20:04:12 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/08/31 20:15:32
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One lump or two...?
 

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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 20:07:53 (permalink)
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paulo
On the plus side, I don't think they'll give you any onion rings, mushrooms or tomatoes in the slammer, so that's a good thing, right ?
 


Eggshellint observashun mate.




 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 20:16:05 (permalink)
I doan do snark.
 
(that you know of)
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 20:39:37 (permalink)
Cakewalk.com is not your personal erotica site.
 
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 20:53:28 (permalink)
See? Now Baps is down the GIS rabbithole.
 
This will not end well.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 21:05:01 (permalink)
Beeps thinks there's an end.
 
Heh heh. He's cuter than a basket of kittens.
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 21:12:03 (permalink)
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Re: Unappetizing food 2017/08/31 22:05:31 (permalink)

? = Sick from all the food?
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