Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants!

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bitflipper
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2013/03/09 03:35:21
Woke up this morning with dozens of insect bites. Mosquitos, I'd assumed. Then today I was sitting on the couch, felt something weird, looked down -- my foot and ankle were black with hundreds of itty-bitty ants hauling away my flesh one tiny bite at a time. So the tropics have a dark side. Who knew? Any suggestions? Seriously, I'm afraid to fall asleep.
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 04:51:26
Dave, I remember when I was a wee lad, my Uncle Joe used to tell me these incredible tales of his overseas service in the Second World War.

I conjured up vivid images in my head as he recounted his and his comrades' adventures and campaigns in the steaming jungles of Borneo.

I particularly recall one of the more gruesome stories he used to relate, about how the Japanese would try to lure unsuspecting Allied soldiers into an ambush. Apparently, he said, they would tie a captured prisoner to a tree and smear him with honey, leaving the poor beleaguered soul at the mercy of the millions and millions of ants that would be attracted by the sweet smell.
 
The Japanese plan relied on the compassion of their enemies. The victims, on being engulfed by the marauding insects, would begin to scream out in agony and plead for release from their torment. Any unsuspecting Allied soldiers would naturally be drawn to attempt to save their colleague, unaware that they were walking into an extremely well defended ambush.
 
Joe would explain that once the Allies became aware of these deplorable tactics, they were ordered to ignore the pleadings of captured comrades and never to attempt a rescue, lest they themselves were captured in the 'honey trap' and then possibly used as the bait in future. He described in detail the anguish of having to try and put out of his mind the screaming of his compatriots being eaten alive by ants.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh yeah, if I were you, I'd stay awake Dave
 
Hope that helps
 
 
sharke
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 05:09:00
Well that was a pleasant read. 
soens
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 05:13:27
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post edited by soens - 2013/04/17 23:23:00
digi2ns
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 05:38:47
Holy Crap Bit-

Have any Skin So Soft?-Maybe soak yourself in it


soens
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 05:44:41
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post edited by soens - 2013/04/17 23:23:27
craigb
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 06:09:06
I've heard that strong alcohol can keep the ants off your legs. 

All you need to do is soak your feet in the alcohol and light a match...
The Maillard Reaction
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 07:29:06


I have 2 words















white socks
chuckebaby
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 08:19:03
well,its safe to say you might want to stay away from animal planet for a few days till this gets worked out.
what part of the country you in anyway, california ?
Mystic38
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 08:23:15
dunno how far into the jungle you are... to prevent ants getting onto your bed..ensure nothing touches the floor (bedclothes etc), and put the legs of the bed into saucepans half filled with water

if you are gonna be where you are at for a while.. get some spray... just dont buy anything US sourced as they dont like harmful chemicals in their pesticides
Guitarhacker
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 08:53:37
I'm a big proponent of toxic chemicals.  The right tool for the right job ...as they say. 

We get invaded in the spring and sometimes in the fall with ants. Usually in the kitchen and bathroom. I think they look for food and water.... so I provide them with some terro liquid bait.... and keep them well fed... until they are all dead. they eat, return to the colony and feed the colony. It takes a few days but it works. 

When I get pizzed at having to deal with so many for a longer period..... RAID in a can. but I try not to use that stuff in my house. 

Spray around the outside foundation walls, under the house as far as you can get, and good luck.

If they are eating you at night, you might want to make it harder for them to find you..... hammock, or if that's not possible, spray the bed legs with toxic chems.  The sauce pan idea above is good but fill it with something a bit more repellent than water. Ants will float in it and drown to build a bridge to the food supply.... YOU. Make them work for the meal. 

Another option: slather on the DEET before bed time. It works, but the idea of letting that stuff soak in for 8 hours is not appealing. But then again, neither is waking up to hundreds of bites. 
post edited by Guitarhacker - 2013/03/09 09:09:26
The Maillard Reaction
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 09:01:17


I'll bet Dave can score a kilo of name brand DDT down in Indonesia.

:-)

Those ants are probably already immune to it.



Danny Danzi
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 09:29:49
digi2ns


Holy Crap Bit-

Have any Skin So Soft?-Maybe soak yourself in it

+1 to this! He probably doesn't have it where he is though. Skin So Soft is one of the most incredible products ever made by Avon...and probably the only one worth mentioning in their entire line. That stuff not only gives you skin like a chick (lol) it repels just about everything. Mosquitos, green head flies, bees, gnats, it truly is amazing. When I go out on my boat, we have huge green head flies that are just unforgiving in the Atlantic County bay, ocean etc. They land on you and bite like a bee and leave a welt that you'll never forget. A little SSS and they don't even come near you.
 
Hold on bit, my dad had a few bouts with these things when he was in the army....he just stopped by the studio to bring me breakfast...let me ask him...
 
He said:
 
"in our day, we just didn't sleep on the ground or anywhere near those things once we knew they existed. One time we were on a long shift and we're so tired, we all just laid down on the ground not knowing about those ants at the time. Less than 30 seconds later we were all feeling pain on our neck, back, legs etc. There were thousands of them attacking the entire company. They left welts all over and all the army gave us was this ointment which fixed us up but didn't repel them. From there on out, we slept while sitting in the back of one of those big trucks called "a deuce and a half" because none of us wanted to get bitten by those things EVER again! Tell your friend I feel for him...those lil baystids drove us nuts! If I would have been a flame thrower, I would have torched that entire area."
 
So...he didn't have any answer either, sorry to say. :( 
 
-Danny
digi2ns
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 09:48:37
LOL Danny

Tell Pops we said Hey!

That was my next thought that Mystic had mentioned about sitting the bed frame in pans of water,  they wont cross it but if a blanket drapes to the floor they gonna get ya  
Mooch4056
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 09:52:29



Do I dare ask how Danny knows so much abut Avon products? 



;) 
RobertB
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 10:43:12

Well I woke up this morning

In my island paradise

My skin was kinda itchy

What had happened through the night?

Rubbed my eyes

Realized

I was covered in tropical insect bites



Holy Crap!

Little black ants
                           Eating my flesh
Freakin' little black ants
                           Eating my flesh
He..e..yay

Oh no

Little black ants

etc. etc.





Sorry, Dave.
It was just there
Rimshot
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 10:53:54
Hi Bit, sorry you got bit! Have you asked the locals how to handle this?
bayoubill
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 13:09:14
1st - I must say I've always suspected Danny of being an Avon Rep!

2nd - I know that those insects are controlled remotely by ALIENS!


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bapu
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 13:16:39
Mooch4056


Do I dare ask how Danny knows so much abut Avon products? 



;) 

Everyone thinks it.


Mooch sez it.
bapu
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 13:19:21
God don't make little green apples
And it don't rain in Indianapolis
But he sure made ants eat us
And Holy Crap do they hertz us

(not as good as Roberts, but hey I tried)
Ham N Egz
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 14:02:59
But NObody ,other than Danni offered a solution, and then you make big joke on skin so soft...
I thought the CH was the answer to everything...

Hey Bit if its any help, we will have Mega Mosquitos the size of a small bird(ok maybe not that big) invaiding us this summer, they are in Florida now and lay eggs in SWAMPY areas..
there is no repellant known yet...
craigb
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 14:14:28
Just a small FYI...  Ants won't walk on talcum powder so you can put rings around your bed posts with some (my friend used to put them near door entrances and window sills too).
bitflipper
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 14:28:06
Thanks for the advice and moral support, guys. Especially strummy`s inspirational story.
I did consult the locals, but it appears this is strictly one of those "white peoples` problems". No one else seems to be bothered by them. The ants appear to be attracted specifically to *my* blood. Sometimes you just feel like having some foreign food, I guess.
The ants had been drawn by blood. They`d been clustered around a fresh skin scrape on my ankle. That`s begun to heal now so maybe isn't as much of an allure. At least, I don`t appear to have any fresh bites this morning. But jeez, do they itch!
slartabartfast
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 14:28:07
It's not the little ones you have to worry about.



bayoubill
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 15:08:04
 Ants won't walk on talcum powder


ZactLy! I stopped using water to take a bath years ago and now ONLY use talcum powder! I haven't been attacked by ants since!
Ham N Egz
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 15:12:52
bayoubill


 Ants won't walk on talcum powder


ZactLy! I stopped using water to take a bath years ago and now ONLY use talcum powder! I haven't been attacked by ants since!


OR any type of FEMALE
craigb
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 16:45:24
musicman100


bayoubill


 Ants won't walk on talcum powder


ZactLy! I stopped using water to take a bath years ago and now ONLY use talcum powder! I haven't been attacked by ants since!


OR any type of FEMALE

Now that's just mean!
 
(Truthful perhaps, but mean none-the-less!  )
Moshkiae
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 17:31:04
craigb


musicman100


bayoubill


 Ants won't walk on talcum powder


ZactLy! I stopped using water to take a bath years ago and now ONLY use talcum powder! I haven't been attacked by ants since!


OR any type of FEMALE

Now that's just mean!
 
(Truthful perhaps, but mean none-the-less!  )


Nahhhh ... it's just RETRO LONDON ... like 300 years!
Danny Danzi
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 18:57:06
Mooch4056


Do I dare ask how Danny knows so much abut Avon products? 



;) 

Ok, ok, I cannot tell a lie. I dated a girl once that sold Avon on the side. She'd test the products out and I'd yell and complain she smelt terrible and I'd rather her go out and sweat for 3 hours in the heat over wearing some of that stuff!
 
One day, after coming home from being on my boat, I was all welted up and she says "Skin So Soft will repel those things!" I smelled it, and it didn't smell bad at all...and made my skin as soft as a new born baby. That scared me a little, but hey, if it stops those Green Heads from beating me up, I'm all for it! :)
 
I came to find out there were other "repel" type things this stuff did as far as insects go. It was also good at night when the skeeters came out. Better than smelling like "Off" or burning those Citrinella (or however you spell that) candles that smell so bad. Honest that's the truth! :)
 
-Danny
jbow
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 19:40:32
Bit... if this continues let me know. I have been an exterminator since the early 60s with my dad. I can easily get in touch with an entymologist,I know several, who can ID the ants and tell you  what to do if you still need it.
Personally  I've never run into a problem where the anys were attacking a person... that can be serious, well it is serious, more or less so according to what ant it is.

Julien
SongCraft
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 19:58:37
Hope those little pesky beasts don't bother you again! 


Wow, what a vacation, literally consumed by events so bloody intense and unforgettable. 
Mooch4056
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 20:29:39
Danny Danzi


Mooch4056


Do I dare ask how Danny knows so much abut Avon products? 



;) 

Ok, ok, I cannot tell a lie. I dated a girl once that sold Avon on the side. She'd test the products out and I'd yell and complain she smelt terrible and I'd rather her go out and sweat for 3 hours in the heat over wearing some of that stuff!
 
One day, after coming home from being on my boat, I was all welted up and she says "Skin So Soft will repel those things!" I smelled it, and it didn't smell bad at all...and made my skin as soft as a new born baby. That scared me a little, but hey, if it stops those Green Heads from beating me up, I'm all for it! :)
 
I came to find out there were other "repel" type things this stuff did as far as insects go. It was also good at night when the skeeters came out. Better than smelling like "Off" or burning those Citrinella (or however you spell that) candles that smell so bad. Honest that's the truth! :)
 
-Danny

Ok ...thanks for explaining Danny. I am much more relaxed now!! LOL. ;) 


Don't scare us like that anymore! 
bitflipper
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 22:32:58
Thanks, Julien. I'm not sure I could offer any identifying features, as they're very, very small.
On a previous trip, I'd stepped on a nest of fire ants. Didn't need to look those buggars up in a book. I try to stand on pavement now when possible.
They're bombing the bedroom now. I don't know with what, didn't ask.
Meanwhile, I've at least found a treatment for the itching: aloe vera. We have it growing in the front yard. Works great. But apparently we have an actual Avon rep in the neighborhood, so I'm going to pursue the Skin So Soft option - I could use some softening anyhow.

Another downside to this place: they only play Kenny Rogers on the radio. It's all Kenny, all the time. "You Decorated my Life" will not leave my head now.
Linear Phase
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 22:36:38

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage, and wax a chump like a candle...
Glyn Barnes
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 23:09:33
If you are dealing with ant's nests you need to recruit 11 year old boys as they will come up the most sadistic and inventive ways of wiping them out.

SongCraft
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 23:10:21
Aloe vera is great for insect bites and sunburn, it may also prevent ants biting you. Though it won't be as effective as Skin So Soft Bug Guard.
craigb
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/09 23:17:48
If you were in the UK, you'd be eaten by aunts instead.
(Just sayin'...)
Linear Phase
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/10 00:24:20
Glyn Barnes


If you are dealing with ant's nests you need to recruit 11 year old boys as they will come up the most sadistic and inventive ways of wiping them out.

Like, OMG, how totally not Taoist!!


bitflipper
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/10 04:12:24
My wife pulled back the sheet on the bed and it was crawling with ants. I've been sleeping on an anthill all week!

She's been spared my fate by falling asleep on the couch watching TV every night.

My sister-in-law has supplied some kind of folk remedy. Some green goo that smells like menthol. Says it will keep the ants away. And pretty much everybody else, too.

The upside of all this is that it's made me oblivious to the severe sunburn I've acquired. I'm gonna be a real sight when I get back to the US of A.

Guitarhacker
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/10 10:20:41
Try chocolate. 

Melt it and dip the ants in it.... I hear they are quite tasty this way. 
You get to eat them, not the other way around. 

craigb
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/10 15:31:36
This doesn't sound like any kind of vacation I'd want to be on!
bitflipper
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/10 20:37:05
I make it sound bad, what with the ants and all, but it's been a great vacation. Swimming in warm water, white-sand beaches, fresh papayas and mangos picked right off the tree. And we've lucked out on the weather so far, no rain and not too hot. I get up around 2 or 3 AM, when it's still in the low 70's, and wait for the pandesal man to come around. He sells still-warm little bread rolls that are great with coffee.

As soon as I started to write this, it began to rain. Not drizzly rain like back in Seattle, but torrents, like in Florida. The temperature dropped 10 degrees and I had to run out and stand in the rain for awhile, much to the amusement of the others. They already think the "Kano" is a little nuts to begin with.

Last night we left the radio on until a little later in the evening, and to my surprise and delight the music format abruptly changed from all-Kenny-Rogers to prog rock! Mostly Filipino bands, playing very tasty stuff indeed, interspersed with a few 70's classics.

I'd already known there was a healthy prog community here, but this has to be the only place on earth where it's still played on the radio. I'd go see some live if I was in the city, but we're waaay out in the country here, on a small island that even most Filipinos couldn't find on a map.

Later today we'll go into town to the market. Woo hoo! Chinese bootleg movie DVDs, 19 for $3. All on one disk! Some of them are in Chinese, though, so you take your chances.
Old55
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/10 22:19:32
I'm glad you're enjoying the other stuff.  Be gone--vile ants!  Good luck, Bit.  
quantumeffect
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/11 03:45:35
You could always go old school on them … do you have a magnifying glass with you?
Starise
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/11 09:44:02


 I guess the bugs know all the nice places too. Shame they seem to like feed  off our body parts. Had ants in the house this last week. They were actually inside my studio but had come in a crack around the front of the house.

 Hope the foot is better . Sounds like you hit the muther load with those Chinese bootleg DVDs lol.
bitflipper
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/11 18:00:21
Yesterday I provided some entertainment for the neighborhood as I got a haircut in the driveway. I hadn't cut my hair in two years so it was pretty long. And too damn hot for the tropics. I should have taken pictures, it was comical getting a haircut with an audience. I did save my ponytail, not sure why but it should be interesting explaining what it is to Customs.
Danny Danzi
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/11 21:11:44
LOL @ where this thread has gone! Thanks for keeping us posted on all this, bit. Hey, if Kenny ever comes back on the radio, you could always sing parodies to his songs and at least have a laugh. You know...stuff like, "you picked a fine time to leave me Lucile...with 400 children, and a crop on ant hills" :) Stay safe brother.

-Danny
tweed guy
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/12 00:58:51
I kind of know what you're going through. I once went to Jamaica in July. I thought I knew what uncomfortable felt like, I was wrong. Scorching hot and sunny all day, followed by a thunderstorm late in the afternoon and a rainbow for sunset. Tropical flowers outside the front door.

And on the other side there was eating lunch while the dinner entree's walked in and out of the cantina, pecking at the floor. And lets not forget the nightly fight matches. You bet on either the big spider or the little lizard. Who would survive. No AC, and people offering to buy your foreign currency at attractive rates. Rum $8, Pepsi $26.

Strange little bits of paradise and quite the land of contrasts. I just can't do the tropics anymore. You need to be in shape to do well in the tropics.

Have yourself a great vacation, the memories last a lifetime.
bitflipper
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/12 07:57:50
Jamaica in July? Did your travel agent not raise an eyebrow? I hope the hotel rates were really good. No way I'd be HERE in July. For starters, that's typhoon season.

We had a nice downpour this morning and a lightning show tonight, and that's enough entertainment for me. I've seen the aftermath of a typhoon - couple years ago we lost almost every tree and half our roof. No thanks. Unless the airfare's really cheap.

The first week our weather was quite good. Today it decided to give us a taste of summer: 93 degrees, humid, and no breeze. I'd just stay in the ocean if I could, but I already look like a cooked lobster as it is.
craigb
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Re:Holy crap, I'm being eaten by ants! 2013/03/12 10:45:04
So the ants like lobster then?