AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Almost there.  Forgetting about yellow thingies in your old age?  

Old55


Almost there.  Forgetting about yellow thingies in your old age?  

All caught up.

Tikkle chang!!!

Tikkle chang!!!

Bapu got a forfer in his own fred.

To serve man.


The waiter will need a bigger trolley.

craigb

3rd best photoshop relevant pic by craigb (ITHRN) EVER!!!!!!

Where do I sigh up?  I have this strange sense of daygervue....specially after seein the twight thingy

Hey Bill check your other post

Dinner Invite!!!!

bapu

craigb

3rd best photoshop relevant pic by craigb (ITHRN) EVER!!!!!!

In true Twilight Zone fashion, I remembered that I had that pic uploaded from many years ago and, completely by coincidence (or is it?) it had that reference to Andrew already on it (something I added when we were teasing the keyboardist for a friend's band).
 
Now where did I put that theme music?

The missus is watching back-to-back episodes of 'Monarch of the Glen'..curse you Netflix!

MY new sig is gonna be "Sum Tracking Today, Mebee The Rest Tomorrow"

Congrats to craigb on the 17Kth post in this steaming pyle of fred.

That 6/4 - 4/4 thing messing wif yer 'ead mate?

jamesg1213


That 6/4 - 4/4 thing messing wif yer 'ead mate?

MosDefMayte!!!


Not really. I can handle 6.45/4.08653.




By the way, you were one post late on the 17K mark. Only 995 to go to capture the next milestone in this heap.

17001 was the one I wanted. This one..not so much.

OK. HYBT for 17K and 17001!!!!

I always knew you were just a little off Jaymes.

I thought we'd agreed to dump this steaming pile of festering camel sh1te downstairs into the SONAR forum once ThatOrEdwidge had passed his dual landmark of 60 posts and 50,000 years of unfunnyness.

SteveStrummerUK

50,000 years of unfunnyness.

You've watched ITV?

jamesg1213

SteveStrummerUK

50,000 years of unfunnyness.

You've watched ITV?

Only by accident.
 
Then I had to spend 5.893672546538 hours scrubbing my eyes clean with Vim and a scouring pad.....
 
 
 
So...................... dirty.............. So ................................................. unclean...................
 
 
 

Arse biscuits.

My new girlfriend, on seeing my 'ampton for the first time said, "It's just like a Findus Lasagne!"

"You mean I'm hung like a horse?" I smiled.

"No" she replied, "It's covered in cheese."

SteveStrummerUK


My new girlfriend, on seeing my 'ampton for the first time said, "It's just like a Findus Lasagne!"

"You mean I'm hung like a horse?" I smiled.

"No" she replied, "It's covered in cheese."

ewww gross...

bapu


Congrats to craigb on the 17Kth post in this steaming pyle of fred.

I'd like to thank the Academy...

Hey Bill check your other post 

Dinner Invite!!!!


Speaking of, I just got back and I have a BIG bag of leftovers I brought home.
 
  YYEEEESSSSS!!!!

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

Old55

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

ROCKY, ROCKY II, ROCKY III, ROCKY IV, ROCKY V, ROCKY BALBOA, and the ROCKY 7 Trailer.  In that order; or else!!  There will be hell to pay.

Strummy just made me gag.
 
I must say it's better than the last one he made, this one completely covers my mouth.

Old55

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

He's got this large inflatible bass and, well, it's better not going any further...

Hey - When is Bapu going to finish his cover of Gangnam Style anyway???  Can't wait to see THAT video, ya?

I don't think I could look at a lasagne in the same way any more.

Cashback!

And here I thought of lasagna a little later today....now I need brain bleach....

Pasta dutchie on the left-hand side?  

Old55

bapu


Is it Satiddy night yet?
(sez horn dog Bapu)

OK, Bapu.  Now it's Saturday night.  What now?  

I made it to Sunday morning. A little out of breath but I'm OK.

Sunday evening comes crashing down, alleviated by the aroma of Thai curry...mmm..gotta go!

jamesg1213


Sunday evening comes crashing down, alleviated by the aroma of Thai curry...mmm..gotta go!

I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a cheeseburger today.

U Can Haz Cheezberger?

Is that the infamous fomunda cheese?

jbow


Is that the infamous fomunda cheese?

Probably the one made from left-over pig parts.

jamesg1213


Cashback!

Sounds like profanity to me!

Linear Phase


I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a cheeseburger today.

I have enough Tuesdays already, thank you.
 
Make it a Friday or Saturday an' we'll talk.

Aint Monday mornings wonderful!!!

No! Actually they're OK, I like my Monday customers.

Holy crap!!!  It's Monday already???  What the heck happened to my weekend??! 

Your weekend has been lost, forever dood! Never to be found ever again, unless you fancy a Groundhog kind of weekend.

I think I may have upset the Mafia.

They seem to be getting lazy though.

I woke to find a Findus Lasagne on my pillow.

"Monday I've got Friday on my Mind"

Cheers,
Jerry

bapu


Seems pointless, no?    

Which bit seems pointless? I'm just curiarse.

What a bunch of optimists we are today!  Whenever I get the Stormy Monday blues, one word cheers me up:  arse.  

I hope everyone feels better now.  

Its Lundi Gras here today and Mardi Gras tomorrow...


beads, bewbs, and booze abound, not  necessarily  in that order...

Beads are over rated.

The FSF needs to be rated!!

Rated arse.

EXCELLENT

bapu


Rated arse.

Oh oh....
 
 
 
 
that's below the belt....
 
Is there a logical ratio between post count and arse growth?

FSF is dead.

Long Live arse FSF!!!!