AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

craigb
Ah yes!  I fondly recall laying on {insert piece of furniture} and eating {insert snack} while watching {insert name} bumble around in those reruns of {insert title} on TV! 

Ah yes!  I fondly recall laying on {a cold concrete floor} and eating {nothing but pills} while watching {a nurse brandishing the biggest freaking needle you've ever seen} bumble around in those reruns of {reality} on TV!


Ah yes! Picture it, could be a great opener for a music video..  
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

bapu

SteveStrummerUK

craigb
Does your CoC feel violated yet? 

Reported....

Ewe wan dis fred locked?

No mate...
 
Just a little jok.

damn unfunny Brit humour,,,
 
I knead to watch more PBS to "get it"

Don't worry. Sooner or later, someone will fall down and give the rest of us a laugh. 

I thought this thread would be locked up and the key thrown away by now??
 
What's the hold up?

Mesh
I thought this thread would be locked up and the key thrown away by now??
 
What's the hold up?

Too many report abus' to sift through.
 
Arse
Black Dog
etc.
etc.
etc.

{bapu slowly gets up hoping no juan saw him fall}
 

bapu
{bapu slowly gets up hoping no juan saw him fall}
 

Fallen and can't get up??
Join the FSF Club!!!

Page 1308
 
No Best Answer for TOP.

bapu
Page 1308
 
No Best Answer for TOP.

I can fix that...

Karyn

bapu
Page 1308
 
No Best Answer for TOP.

I can fix that...but I won't (as it irritates the bapu)

fyxed

Did anyone else feel that quake? I didn't see what caused it.

IBS
 
 
 
Irritable Bapu Syndrome

bapu

Karyn

bapu
Page 1308
 
No Best Answer for TOP.

I can fix that...but I won't (as it irritates the bapu)

fyxed

I don't want to appear power crazed...

UbiquitousBubba
Did anyone else feel that quake? I didn't see what caused it.

Sorry,  that was me gathering my power..

Karyn

bapu

Karyn

bapu
Page 1308
 
No Best Answer for TOP.

I can fix that...but I won't (as it irritates the bapu)

fyxed

I don't want to appear power crazed...

Power & Craze?
 
Should twerk well in the FSF.

Has anyone else noticed that we have Forum Hosts, but no Forum Super Fred Hosts? 

craigb
Has anyone else noticed that we have Forum Hosts, but no Forum Super Fred Hosts? 

Actually we do. Hover over TOP award on this page.
 

craigb
Has anyone else noticed that we have Forum Hosts, but no Forum Super Fred Hosts? 

Ewe R so silly craigb......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.......................we ARE the  FSF Hosts.

Mesh

craigb
Has anyone else noticed that we have Forum Hosts, but no Forum Super Fred Hosts? 

Ewe R so silly craigb......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.......................we ARE the  FSF Hosts.

So the lunatics really are running the asylum?  I was worried that might be the case...

craigb

Mesh

craigb
Has anyone else noticed that we have Forum Hosts, but no Forum Super Fred Hosts? 

Ewe R so silly craigb......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.......................we ARE the  FSF Hosts.

So the lunatics really are running the asylum?  I was worried that might be the case...

1308 pages later.......................it suddenly dawned on me..........something is waaavy wavy scewy awound hea.  

I just want to go on record as saying the FSF must remain active and intact. Invaluable service to the community.
 
That is meant to be tongue in cheek and deadly serious all at the same time.
 
Fer realz...

Beepster
I just want to go on record as saying the FSF must remain active and in Tact.

Where's Tact? If it's anywhere in the CH, I dunno where... 

This thread is like a forum within a forum for forum dwellers.
 
 

We've been called a lot of things. "Perfect" is not usually one of them. 
 
"Idjit" seems a bit more common. HTH.

UbiquitousBubba
We've been called a lot of things. "Perfect" is not usually one of them. 
 
"Idjit" seems a bit more common. HTH.

Edited. Thanks for your help!

There's goes SongCraft editing his posts an makin' us seam even more like idjits.

bapu
There's goes SongCraft editing his posts an makin' us seam even more like idjits.

Seam? Seamster? Well that's just freaking dandy --- forum dwellers wearing tailored plaid suits. Next, everybody suddenly burst into a Jig (dance) keep arms straight, chin up and swing those legs. 
 
 
 

Hump day?  ALL day?
 
 
I'm exhausted already and it's only 11:40

So, the number one reason for being here is........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
#2

118.
 

My brain hertz with all the honest dishonesty.

I'm in a Boogie Woogie mood........hope that's ok?

Boogie on me Mesa......Arrrrrrr!!!

I'm puttin' on my Boogie shoes tonight myownsef.

UbiquitousBubba

That's strange.
 
My Brian Hertz.

Huh, nodody gettng jiggy with it? Tis mush be brainz snot werking propberly teday.

bapu
I'm puttin' on my Boogie shoes tonight myownsef.

Gurl to be with you is my favourite thing
 
,i wanna put on
 
my my my booger shoez.

1310 is a nice round wound number can we get to that payge?

Ah, there's that sense of desperate optimism at work again. After more than 1,300 pages in the FSF, perhaps this next page will be the one that rises above the fetid muck? 
 
Since I don't like to be the one to crush such endearingly cute displays of naivete, I'll just say, "In blind defiance of all evidence and logic, there is a possibility, however remote, that page 1,310 might be just a little bit better than its predecessors."

I say 1310 couldn't be any worse than it's predecessors. This is how standards are set in place.
 
 
 
.....or is it?

I think the phrase you're searching for is, "...couldn't be much worse than 1309." This is how standards decline.

Page 1310 goes to 11

...and beyond.

Baps.....did you Boogie last night with EZ keys?
 
I briefly went through the variations and did like everything I heard. Especially the section without the walking bass lines.........that looked very useful.

sigh
 
EZ keys
Autotune
Band in a Boxers
Kayne
where have all the   flowers   talent gone?

 

Ham N Egz
sigh
 
EZ keys
Autotune
Band in a Boxers
Kayne
where have all the   flowers   talent gone?

 

I knowz, I'm guiltyz.....unlike most of Uzzz....I wuz never blessed with the multiple instrument playin talentz.....
My dyslexic fingers just don't function on the ivory like it does on the geetar, so Iz gotta take the EZ way out.   

Mesh
Baps.....did you Boogie last night with EZ keys?

No, I werked last night on a project.

Mesh

Ham N Egz
sigh
 
EZ keys
Autotune
Band in a Boxers
Kayne
where have all the   flowers   talent gone?

 

I knowz, I'm guiltyz.....unlike most of Uzzz....I wuz never blessed with the multiple instrument playin talentz.....
My dyslexic fingers just don't function on the ivory like it does on the geetar, so Iz gotta take the EZ way out.   

thruth be told, Mesh, I can play at the guitar, but use the abundant  Strummer programs when I record a guitar rhythm part, AFA a lead guitar part it takes to many passes with the performance controllers to effect a believable solo part
 
.Bass guitar I play live,  
 
winds and brass I have a yammy WX wind controller, just purchased a BC for my Kronos..
 
DRUMS?? yes I cheat big time.. midi drum tracks, or the midi patters...
 
 
 
Other than that 
 
whats for LUNCH over there???

Sew.....  it's hokay to sheet on drums then?

bapu
Sew.....  it's hokay to sheet on drums then?

ewe can sheet on anyting ewe wont, its all right if it makes u feel gud

Fanks CRA$H DAWG.

Errrrrm George.
 

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz
sigh
 
EZ keys
Autotune
Band in a Boxers
Kayne
where have all the   flowers   talent gone?

 

I knowz, I'm guiltyz.....unlike most of Uzzz....I wuz never blessed with the multiple instrument playin talentz.....
My dyslexic fingers just don't function on the ivory like it does on the geetar, so Iz gotta take the EZ way out.   

thruth be told, Mesh, I can play at the guitar, but use the abundant  Strummer programs when I record a guitar rhythm part, AFA a lead guitar part it takes to many passes with the performance controllers to effect a believable solo part
 
.Bass guitar I play live,  
 
winds and brass I have a yammy WX wind controller, just purchased a BC for my Kronos..
 
DRUMS?? yes I cheat big time.. midi drum tracks, or the midi patters...
 
 
 
Other than that 
 
whats for LUNCH over there???

Lead guitar is somewhat of a no brainer for me as that's kinda what I've been doing most of my guitar playing life (although now a bit slower & rusty......thus, the boogie/blues/funky stuff is EZ to jam with).  
 
The tough part (for me) is playing all the other parts on a keyboard and trying to get it sounding somewhat good to my liking.
 
For lunchm I'm having a cup of home made lentil soup.
 
Whatcha havin?

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh

Ham N Egz
sigh
 
EZ keys
Autotune
Band in a Boxers
Kayne
where have all the   flowers   talent gone?

 

I knowz, I'm guiltyz.....unlike most of Uzzz....I wuz never blessed with the multiple instrument playin talentz.....
My dyslexic fingers just don't function on the ivory like it does on the geetar, so Iz gotta take the EZ way out.   

thruth be told, Mesh, I can play at the guitar, but use the abundant  Strummer programs when I record a guitar rhythm part, AFA a lead guitar part it takes to many passes with the performance controllers to effect a believable solo part
 
.Bass guitar I play live,  
 
winds and brass I have a yammy WX wind controller, just purchased a BC for my Kronos..
 
DRUMS?? yes I cheat big time.. midi drum tracks, or the midi patters...
 
 
 
Other than that 
 
whats for LUNCH over there???

Lead guitar is somewhat of a no brainer for me as that's kinda what I've been doing most of my guitar playing life (although now a bit slower & rusty......thus, the boogie/blues/funky stuff is EZ to jam with).  
 
The tough part (for me) is playing all the other parts on a keyboard and trying to get it sounding somewhat good to my liking.
 
For lunchm I'm having a cup of home made lentil soup.
 
Whatcha havin?

 
Itz awl muzik my friend, dats whut counts
 
I dined on a lightly breaded breast, yam souffle, veggies, a green salad and peach cobbler

bapu
Errrrrm George.
 

thats fine
 
I dont know whom I yam, sometimes

I was out of town for two days only to return and realize...  Nothing has changed here.

Arse