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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:20:23
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ORIGINAL: HeavyTRAFFIK
ORIGINAL: keith
Page 22 reminder: http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.asp?m=1150623&mpage=9#1151265
- Post 5998 gets free "SONAR 7 Power!" book courtesy of me.
- Post 5999 gets free SONAR 7 Producer Edition autographed by Greg Hendershott courtesy of Cakewalk marketing -- pretty good deal!!!
What about that poor soul that posts #6000? Don't tell me Cakewalk is gonna send their credit card # to all of us so we can ruin his credit with fraudlulent charges. Now that would be a tense ending to this race!
Nice... I like it!!! A disincentive to NOT GO BEYOND 5999!!! It's genius!!!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:20:50
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ORIGINAL: SilkTone
Well, as I was searching for lame jokes, I came across this one. I can't put my finger on it, but somehow it seems appropriate:
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
God, that's hilarious!!
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PolyesterPenguin
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:22:00
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What is "perfect pitch?"
When you lob a banjo into a toilet without hitting the rim.
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PolyesterPenguin
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:23:49
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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None...they just steal somebody else's light
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My Favorites
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:24:48
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Tell me one think
Still same behavior? "RIGHT CLICK ON MIDI DATA OPENS PROPERTY"
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Mickey Blue Eyes
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:25:51
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:26:08
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I enjoyed the ad. I've had friends say almost that exact phrase to me.
Get Real.
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:27:04
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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None...they just steal somebody else's light
HaHa. The way I heard it was: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 23 - one to change the lightbuld, and 22 to stand there and say "I can do that".
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:27:36
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Mickey Blue Eyes, listening your tunes...!!! Cool
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:28:16
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ORIGINAL: CoteRotie
OK, bedtime here in California, passing the torch on to our European friends.
What? You dissin' Hawaii? 
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:29:22
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:29:54
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What time is it in there? California?
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Mickey Blue Eyes
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:30:07
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Thanks, MyFavorites... I must warn you though, I am a lead guitarist :)
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:30:17
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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None...they just steal somebody else's light
Ah...musicians jokes...I'm in... What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.
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PolyesterPenguin
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:30:24
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ORIGINAL: HeavyTRAFFIK
HaHa. The way I heard it was:
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
23 - one to change the lightbuld, and 22 to stand there and say "I can do that".
Yeah that works
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:31:49
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Thanks, MyFavorites... I must warn you though, I am a lead guitarist :)
You have warm voice my friend..!
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PolyesterPenguin
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:32:23
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What do you get when you cross a drummer and an ape?
a retarted ape.
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Mickey Blue Eyes
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:33:52
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Finally, drummers, I thought they'd be first to get picked on.....
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:33:59
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ORIGINAL: CoteRotie
OK, bedtime here in California, passing the torch on to our European friends.
What? You dissin' Hawaii?
No, would never diss Hawaii. Just didn't know you guys had computers and electricity over there.  What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone who can play the accordian. And doesn't. OK, now off to bed. John
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:34:03
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:34:17
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What do you get when you cross a drummer and an ape?
a retarted ape.
Shouldn't that be "****ed" for the dual metaphor to work? Anyway...here's another one: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
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PolyesterPenguin
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:35:20
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Just as long as there are no bass player jokes cause they aren't funny!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:35:56
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer. lmao
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:36:31
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By the time we post 6000 times to this subject, Sonar 7 will be out anyway, so stop posting. Peace, 
Peace,Jesse G. A fisher of men <>< ==============================Cakewalk and I are going places together!
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:37:25
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ORIGINAL: harmony gardens
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
lmao
Ah...a fan! Here's another: How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax? Add vibrato.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:37:45
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OUCH!!!
Oboe and accordian, gotta love em...
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:38:33
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ORIGINAL: Jesse G
By the time we post 6000 times to this subject, Sonar 7 will be out anyway, so stop posting.
Peace,
sorta starting to realize that possibility... 
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
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ORIGINAL: Mickey Blue Eyes
OUCH!!!
Oboe and accordian, gotta love em...
Don't forget tuba... What's the range of a tuba? About twenty yards if you have a good arm.
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