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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:53:42
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Five. One. Five
Did you hear about the bass player that was so bad that even the drummer noticed?
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:53:55
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You can stand under my umbrella
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:54:16
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Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
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Mickey Blue Eyes
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:54:33
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The stage is level... Good one!!!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:54:43
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I've seen two threads at KVR... one in the DAW hosts forum, the other in the marketplace forum...
Anybody dare to start a thread at Harmony Central? Gearslutz?
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:55:13
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:55:18
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:55:36
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ORIGINAL: auricle
What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
What do you throw a drowning guitar player? His amp.
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auricle
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:56:21
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A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
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harmony gardens
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:56:21
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ORIGINAL: auricle
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
see if you can do 500 drummer jokes lol
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:56:29
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:56:59
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Ha ha. Funny funny. The drummer's an idiot. I get it. Here's a funny one for all you drummer-haters... Q: What did the drummer tell all the drummer-haters? A: Screw you! You S*CK!!! 
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:57:47
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see if you can do 500 drummer jokes lol
General Custer and his aide were in the fort. The aide said, "General, I don't like the sound of those drums." From over in the hills you hear a voice yell, "It's not our regular drummer."
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:58:20
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Did you hear about the drummer out in the woods that got his leg caught in a bear trap?
He cut off 3 of his limbs and was still stuck.
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:59:08
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ORIGINAL: keith
Ha ha. Funny funny. The drummer's an idiot. I get it.
How about picking on ourselves? How many studio engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1) "Is that an analog bulb or a digital bulb?" 2) "It's in the manual, You DID READ THE MANUAL, DIDN'T YOU?" 3) "That's visual. I only do audio"
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harmony gardens
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 02:59:29
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ORIGINAL: keith
Ha ha. Funny funny. The drummer's an idiot. I get it.
Here's a funny one for all you drummer-haters...
Q: What did the drummer tell all the drummer-haters?
A: Screw you! You S*CK!!!
I don't hate drummers,,, just like to laugh
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AndyW
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:00:17
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ORIGINAL: HeavyTRAFFIK
Did you hear about the drummer out in the woods that got his leg caught in a bear trap?
He cut off 3 of his limbs and was still stuck.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfiend? Homeless.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:00:49
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auricle
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:01:06
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I like drummers too!
Okay, here's a non-drummer joke:
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
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HeavyTRAFFIK
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:01:54
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What did the engineer say to his wife when he accidentally put motor oil instead of vegetable oil into the cake batter? Don't worry honey, I'll fix it in the mix.  ouch that one was bad!
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:02:42
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I don't hate drummers,,, just like to laugh
I know... I was just jokin'...
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Marketing [Cakewalk] 
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:03:05
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Wow the views on this post is almost up to 6000. Too bad everyone didn't post.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:03:18
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ORIGINAL: auricle
I like drummers too!
Okay, here's a non-drummer joke:
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
I like Jean Mijhel Jarre, alan Parsons.. But i can't play anything, i let Sonar do for me, using mouse..
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:04:18
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ORIGINAL: HeavyTRAFFIK
What did the engineer say to his wife when he accidentally put motor oil instead of vegetable oil into the cake batter?
Don't worry honey, I'll fix it in the mix.
ouch that one was bad!
Yikes! Nothing worse than a bad "vegetable oil" joke...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:04:30
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Wow the views on this post is almost up to 6000. Too bad everyone didn't post.
They mostly asleep, we are rest of the world, Europe, Asia...
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auricle
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:04:59
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Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter.
The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our descendants are all set for about three generations."
St. Peter says, "That's quite something. Come on in. Next!"
The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, "I struck it big in the stock market, but I didn't selfishly just provide for my own like that Texan guy. I donated five million to Save the Children."
"Wonderful!" says Saint Peter. "Come in. Who's next?"
The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast look, "Well, I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime."
"Heavens!" says St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"
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harmony gardens
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:05:30
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How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.
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anton harris
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:05:35
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That ad has a 'cheese factor' of 10!!!Dont look like a bunch of musicians to me??Or a studio?a tracking session?Or anything remotely similar to the world of music in which 'we' live.......what a turn off!!Audition 3 is looking more appealing.............
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:05:39
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Wow the views on this post is almost up to 6000. Too bad everyone didn't post.
Don't even go there, Carl... you just get that ballpoint ready for the bossman...
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Mickey Blue Eyes
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 03:05:59
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O.K. It's almost 3 a.m. here on the east coast... I don't have to work tomorrow but I do have to go shoot my incillin (or however you spell it)... I have Sonar 5 and skipped 6 and will be interested to see what's up in 7 and I can't believe all this is about an add but I'll just say that I think it's about time Cake gets a little aggressive with their marketing and shows how great they really are even if it's all in fun or whatever... I say go nuts... People buying this software are'nt 12 years old... Nudge em a little!!!!
Good night...
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