Ode To A Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Even though I refuse to eat pork, I'll write an ode to you
I guess it does, kind of suck, that swine's been sick with flu
Have you heard, have you heard, have you heard the latest news?
Many a pig, all over the land, has some ailment that just spews
Diarrhea, diarrhea, flowing from many a pig; on cnn, and on fox, and any channel that is big
Oh you can read, oh you can read, all about this sickening stuff
Diarrhea, diarrhea, flowing from many a pig
Enjoy your ham and cheese sandwiches
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/01/26/265706146/pig-virus-continues-to-spread-raising-fears-of-pricier-bacon Your bacon is getting more expensive!!!!