SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Remember folks, there are only three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and the knowledge that only two Coffee House regulars have ever been capable of penning original and genuinely humorous posts; namely Ubiquitous Bubba and Jonbouy.
 
Every other 'joke' or 'humorous post' that's ever been made in this forum by anyone else is simply a rehash/reworking/flogging a dead horse/variation/flagrant copy of something either of these two chaps has already had the wit and intelligence to dream up.
 
 

 
Bollocks.

When I was a child my Father would often commute to London in a bowler hat.
 
Mostly though he'd just catch the train.

RIP Edgar Froese. 
 
(And, personally, I'm offended about other things.  )

Hangdog Cat
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married.
 
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.

That reminds me of me ex wife.
 
I never missed her after we parted because I knew I could always see her on TV.
 
 
 
Interference.

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Remember folks, there are only three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and the knowledge that only two Coffee House regulars have ever been capable of penning original and genuinely humorous posts; namely Ubiquitous Bubba and Jonbouy.
 
Every other 'joke' or 'humorous post' that's ever been made in this forum by anyone else is simply a rehash/reworking/flogging a dead horse/variation/flagrant copy of something either of these two chaps has already had the wit and intelligence to dream up.
 
 

Ya

Or as DumKidFromHell poised it: Unfunny.
 

bapu

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Remember folks, there are only three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and the knowledge that only two Coffee House regulars have ever been capable of penning original and genuinely humorous posts; namely Ubiquitous Bubba and Jonbouy.
 
Every other 'joke' or 'humorous post' that's ever been made in this forum by anyone else is simply a rehash/reworking/flogging a dead horse/variation/flagrant copy of something either of these two chaps has already had the wit and intelligence to dream up.
 
 

Ya

....and yet, still going strong with 23 pages!!
 
(that's a lot of rehashing/reworking/flogging a dead horse/variation/flagrantly copying etc....bloody plagiaristic fabricators!!)

I was going to quit the nudist colony, but then I decided "Oh, what the heck. I'll stick it out another year."

What did Tonto call The lone Ranger after he was diagnosed with cancer ?
 
Chemotherapy
 
 
bye . . .

[Note: Cleaned up for the Coffee House!  ]
 
This huge brute of a man goes into a local pub, straight to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.  After downing it he yells "That was awful!" so the bartender gives him another from a different bottle.  "That swill is even worse!" he bellows.  Suddenly he stops and looks around as the entire pub has gotten quiet and everyone is staring at him.  "What are you all looking at??!" he screams at them. Turning to his left he yells "All of you are girly-men!"  Then, turning to his right, he shouts "And all of you are Mamma's Boys!"  At this point everyone is dead silent and not moving until one scrawny little guy gets up and starts walking towards the man. "And just where do you think YOU'RE going?" the large man inquires.  "Sorry Sir, " the little guy replies, "but I'm on the wrong side."

craigb
How can you tell the blind man in the nudest colony?  It's not hard.

I can refute that! I had a blind friend, and the son of a gun, would embarrass you silly! He could "see" more without his eyes, that we do with them!
 
And you can't say that ... he scored more, than you and I together ever did!

Very quaint fred, this.

Or Am they?
 

Why for Am they do?
 
For teh LULZ?

That I coud I wood.