Craig, I already read I think, all the posts you listed. Many are Cake asking for more info or dumps. The ones on the steam forum provide the most actual content. Bob Kellogg stated that he had isolated the issue within a few days of the issue appearing. Not much has been said since then.
I was VERY surprised to see 2016.12 preview made available so early without any mention of this problem.
I think what the OP wants to see is maybe an official sticky post up top saying something like...
We are in contact with MS regarding this problem and are waiting for a reply stating whether they intend to revert the offending code changes. In the event they do not, we have identified the problem and are proceeding with a fix to the failing VST plugins. We apologize to our users, especially those who are completely down. Here are some things that may mitigate this issue.... list rollback to 2016.10, procmon, run X3 then Plat, etc, etc.
We hope to have updates to CA-2A and Rapture available with <x> weeks.